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Tragic ending. I'm glad, my story is quite opposite.
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my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died
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Oh yeah, and we can't forget the imfamous John Wayne Bobbit...
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fair enough but you can't have a missing penis thread without a real severed penis can you?Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Oh yeah, and we can't forget the imfamous John Wayne Bobbit...
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my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and diedComment
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john bobbit was funnyComment
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this has been posted several times
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lol, first time Ive seen that oneComment
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oh, I think thats miserable... scary!!!
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id shoot myself too
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i laugh
i laugh .)))Comment
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funny shit
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I'd hit itComment
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No penis? Go for the tgirl life style.
Making the best with what you don't have.Comment
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LOL...that's kinda hard for the man...hehehe
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Here a group of Ken dolls discuss their genital-less state, which quickly devolves into them talking about how big their dollhood would be if they were anatomically correct...
I love this song...
Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis
Lyrics :
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
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I hung out with (no shit), John Wayne Bobbit and Joey Buttafucco at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch while I was there for one of their parties.
JW Bobbit's a fuckin' trip. Dumb as dogshit, but funny too and not 20 minutes goes by without him whipping out his dick to either show a guy the scars or a girl that it works.Comment
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