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TurboAngel · 07-25-2006, 08:19 AM

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim, But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery.."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. You husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee"

Fred Quimby · 07-25-2006, 08:21 AM

I love that irish song abt Tim Finnegan's Funeral

carol.prime · 07-25-2006, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim, But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery.."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. You husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee"

Downtime · 07-25-2006, 09:28 AM

nice joke!

ProducerCashDave · 07-25-2006, 09:30 AM

Hehe nice one

ContentSHOOTER · 07-25-2006, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim, But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery.."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. You husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee"

Great joke

Manowar · 07-25-2006, 10:08 AM

gimo33 · 07-25-2006, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim, But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery.."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. You husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee"

BluewireAngie · 07-25-2006, 10:15 AM

sicone · 07-25-2006, 10:17 AM

That Guinness will get ya every time

Andiz · 07-25-2006, 10:18 AM

lol.........

SweetJeanette · 07-25-2006, 10:56 AM

Oh man, that was great!

J. Falcon · 07-25-2006, 11:05 AM

That was pretty good.

Fresh · 07-25-2006, 11:06 AM

pr0 · 07-25-2006, 11:08 AM

I would cry foul on the irish stereotype...but i'm irish & love the beer

thunder99 · 07-25-2006, 11:13 AM

Thats as old as the hills.

Sean · 07-25-2006, 11:22 AM

everyone has to keep the irish man down.

reynold · 07-25-2006, 07:45 PM

Nice find, TA!

UniversalPassLorence · 07-25-2006, 07:46 PM

I got to tell my friend

Fizzgig · 07-25-2006, 07:46 PM

That was a groaner.

Spunky · 07-25-2006, 07:47 PM

Lol..that was pretty good

nAtuRaLbEautY · 07-25-2006, 07:48 PM

Lol!!! Good shot!!!

TurboAngel · 07-25-2006, 10:56 PM

I'm glad you liked it.

BusterBunny · 07-25-2006, 11:00 PM

Kimo · 07-25-2006, 11:21 PM

thats good shit right there

07-25-2006, 08:19 AM	#1
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	An Irish joke for Irish Pimp. Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim, But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery.." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. You husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee"

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