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TurboAngel 07-25-2006 08:19 AM
An Irish joke for Irish Pimp.
 
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim, But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery.."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. You husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee"



:winkwink:

Fred Quimby 07-25-2006 08:21 AM
I love that irish song abt Tim Finnegan's Funeral

carol.prime 07-25-2006 08:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim, But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery.."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. You husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee"



:winkwink:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Downtime 07-25-2006 09:28 AM
nice joke!

ProducerCashDave 07-25-2006 09:30 AM
Hehe nice one

ContentSHOOTER 07-25-2006 09:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim, But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery.."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. You husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee"



:winkwink:

Great joke :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 07-25-2006 10:08 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gimo33 07-25-2006 10:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim, But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident at the Guinness brewery.."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. You husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee"



:winkwink:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BluewireAngie 07-25-2006 10:15 AM
lol :1orglaugh

sicone 07-25-2006 10:17 AM
That Guinness will get ya every time

Andiz 07-25-2006 10:18 AM
lol.........

SweetJeanette 07-25-2006 10:56 AM
:1orglaugh Oh man, that was great! :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 07-25-2006 11:05 AM
That was pretty good.

Fresh 07-25-2006 11:06 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pr0 07-25-2006 11:08 AM
I would cry foul on the irish stereotype...but i'm irish & love the beer :)

thunder99 07-25-2006 11:13 AM
Thats as old as the hills.

Sean 07-25-2006 11:22 AM
everyone has to keep the irish man down.

reynold 07-25-2006 07:45 PM
Nice find, TA! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

UniversalPassLorence 07-25-2006 07:46 PM
:1orglaugh I got to tell my friend

Fizzgig 07-25-2006 07:46 PM
That was a groaner.
http://pissyourself.com/smilies/qqb019.gif

Spunky 07-25-2006 07:47 PM
Lol..that was pretty good

nAtuRaLbEautY 07-25-2006 07:48 PM
Lol!!! Good shot!!! :thumbsup

TurboAngel 07-25-2006 10:56 PM
I'm glad you liked it.

:)

BusterBunny 07-25-2006 11:00 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kimo 07-25-2006 11:21 PM
thats good shit right there


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