If you could ask God one thing... - GoFuckYourself.com

Theo The Theologian · 07-25-2006, 03:58 PM

What would it be.

I would ask why on Earth we have Dairy Queens, and not Pork Kings.

Ice · 07-25-2006, 03:59 PM

I would ask why Chio is such a sexy biatch

Theo The Theologian · 07-25-2006, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

I would ask why Chio is such a sexy biatch

Have you seen his sig? You going to Florida?

scotty2hotty1111 · 07-25-2006, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

What would it be.

I would ask why on Earth we have Dairy Queens, and not Pork Kings.

i would ask whats up the webmasters giving out free fuckin porn

Murderous · 07-25-2006, 04:03 PM

I would ask why the fuck it took 3 weeks to rescue Katrina victims from their homes, but USA can send 30 million to Lebanon.

TheLegacy · 07-25-2006, 04:03 PM

ask Him for wisdom. outside of that, would simply say, "looking forward to seeing you in a few years - keep the jacuzzi cranked and the hot angels cooking my dinner"

Ice · 07-25-2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Have you seen his sig? You going to Florida?

Not sure yet

detoxed · 07-25-2006, 04:03 PM

Why do I think you exist?

BusterBunny · 07-25-2006, 04:05 PM

edit: wanna match bowls

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-25-2006, 04:07 PM

i'd ask him...

....WHERES THE BEEF?!?!

betabomb · 07-25-2006, 04:28 PM

ask? nothing. tell? quite a few things.

BoyAlley · 07-25-2006, 04:29 PM

I would ask him how hung he made Jebus........

BoyAlley · 07-25-2006, 04:29 PM

Inquiring Minds Want To Know!

Cavello · 07-25-2006, 04:29 PM

Why the fuck did my local casino not higher more redheads damn it!!!! I'd show them the size of my jackpot!~

reynold · 07-25-2006, 06:51 PM

I will just ask for his mercy...

MMR Blaze · 07-25-2006, 06:53 PM

I would ask myself "why I am talking to someone who doesn't exist?"

WarChild · 07-25-2006, 07:07 PM

I would ask this:

Given that you already had the experience of creating a perfect race of beings, Angels. Well, perfect except that they lacked free will, they had to love you. Couldn't you have predicted what a disaster man would become?

Fizzgig · 07-25-2006, 07:09 PM

"Are you really Santa Claus?"

Big_Red · 07-25-2006, 07:11 PM

I would ask him, "Why?"

MaddCaz · 07-25-2006, 07:11 PM

I'd be like WHAT THE FUCK GOD?!?!?!?

Doctor Dre · 07-25-2006, 07:17 PM

2000 trillion dollar I could use to my own personal use...

I could definitly cure sida or anything else with that ;)

Cash · 07-25-2006, 07:48 PM

I would ask him that I have a happy life ...

nAtuRaLbEautY · 07-25-2006, 07:50 PM

Why are there poor people???

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-25-2006, 07:53 PM

Wussup G...who cut your hair, man?

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DaddyHalbucks · 07-25-2006, 07:54 PM

Why he made Juicy D. Links so sexy, and the rest of us so average.

ProducerCashDave · 07-25-2006, 07:57 PM

I'd ask him for nothing

Double L · 07-25-2006, 08:47 PM

For salvation, for all. Nothing more, no looking back, no questions, just a walk forward in peaceful bliss knowing my enemies and friends are all part of something much greater and in a "utopia" beyond our fathoms.

Oh, and if I could have a 2nd request. I'd ask god for endless jelly beans as I kick back in the clouds. Then the enemies of the world would all be at peace, but I'd still have more jelly beans.

Spunky · 07-25-2006, 08:49 PM

Forgiveness

E$_manager · 07-25-2006, 10:17 PM

for the magic stick

07-25-2006, 03:58 PM	#1
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