If you could ask God one thing...
 

What would it be.

I would ask why on Earth we have Dairy Queens, and not Pork Kings.

I would ask why Chio is such a sexy biatch :)

Have you seen his sig? You going to Florida?

i would ask whats up the webmasters giving out free fuckin porn :(

I would ask why the fuck it took 3 weeks to rescue Katrina victims from their homes, but USA can send 30 million to Lebanon.

ask Him for wisdom. outside of that, would simply say, "looking forward to seeing you in a few years - keep the jacuzzi cranked and the hot angels cooking my dinner"

Not sure yet

Why do I think you exist?

edit: wanna match bowls

i'd ask him...



....WHERES THE BEEF?!?!

ask? nothing. tell? quite a few things.

Why the fuck did my local casino not higher more redheads damn it!!!! I'd show them the size of my jackpot!~

I will just ask for his mercy...

I would ask myself "why I am talking to someone who doesn't exist?"

I would ask this:

Given that you already had the experience of creating a perfect race of beings, Angels. Well, perfect except that they lacked free will, they had to love you. Couldn't you have predicted what a disaster man would become?

"Are you really Santa Claus?"

I would ask him, "Why?" :Oh crap

I'd be like WHAT THE FUCK GOD?!?!?!?

2000 trillion dollar I could use to my own personal use...

I could definitly cure sida or anything else with that ;)

I would ask him that I have a happy life ...

Why are there poor people??? :)

Wussup G...who cut your hair, man?

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Why he made Juicy D. Links so sexy, and the rest of us so average.

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I'd ask him for nothing:)

For salvation, for all. Nothing more, no looking back, no questions, just a walk forward in peaceful bliss knowing my enemies and friends are all part of something much greater and in a "utopia" beyond our fathoms.

Oh, and if I could have a 2nd request. I'd ask god for endless jelly beans as I kick back in the clouds. Then the enemies of the world would all be at peace, but I'd still have more jelly beans.

Forgiveness

for the magic stick :)