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Juge · 06-10-2002, 07:17 AM

Find out now:

http://www.contentwatch.com/audit/index.php

poolie · 06-10-2002, 07:19 AM

around 2 gigs yes...

Juge · 06-10-2002, 07:23 AM

Ha ha ha.

BadBoyBill4281 · 06-10-2002, 07:24 AM

there better be fucking pron on my computer

seeing that i'm in the adult bizz

Tylo · 06-10-2002, 07:24 AM

Yeah WTF do we all do for a living

HQ · 06-10-2002, 07:24 AM

yeah i think i need a new hard drive... is that what they're selling???

BadBoyBill4281 · 06-10-2002, 07:25 AM

<<---just swapped up on 2 100gb drives woooooohhhhhhoooooo feel the storage baby

CDSmith · 06-10-2002, 07:25 AM

OMG!!! There's PORN on my computer!!

WHATDOIDO!!??WHATDOIDOOOOO??????!!!

BadBoyBill4281 · 06-10-2002, 07:27 AM

http://www.computerspyagent.com/webard.htm he he he my reseller program if your that worried bout porn pop up images and shit

Juge · 06-10-2002, 07:39 AM

Man, I was sure there was no porn on my computer, but I was surprised what I found - about 3 fucking gigs!! Jesus Christ!! I recommend you all try this, you will be surprised what you find.

swedguy · 06-10-2002, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Juge
Man, I was sure there was no porn on my computer, but I was surprised what I found - about 3 fucking gigs!! Jesus Christ!! I recommend you all try this, you will be surprised what you find.

Todays worthless facts!!

Lets say an average wanker wanks for 30 minutes, and he is on a 56k modem.
30 minutes on a 56k - wanking time - slower to navigate the mouse with the left hand - clean up = 12.3 MB

That means that you have 243 days worth of porn on your computer

CDSmith · 06-10-2002, 08:25 AM

The program is scanning filenames. I have literally a bazillion images from my own digital cameras and sponsors on my HD. Each of my sites contains innumerable files, images etc that would show as porn. "sextop.jpg", "fuckbanner1" etc etc.

Like someone above said,... we work in porn, we work <i>with</i> porn. Maybe for ridding one's pc of some auto-downloaded dialer thingy would be good, but I don't want a program like this to clean out all my content, ha ha ha. That would suck weenie majorly.

Gemini · 06-10-2002, 08:25 AM

Nope! We keep it all on servers so if raided, we can throw them out the back window and deny culpibilty!

Saw that on COPS!! It was even on camera as the guy tossed his stash.

qdtobbe · 06-10-2002, 08:26 AM

no porn on my computer ;)

Juge · 06-10-2002, 09:44 AM

I haven't actually ran the program. I don't want to give a website that thinks porn is bad access to my computer!

Rochard · 06-10-2002, 09:56 AM

At any given time I have nearly 40 gigs of unedited, never seen before PORN shot by Lightspeed.

And I wouldn't want it any other way!

UnseenWorld · 06-10-2002, 10:06 AM

Maybe that software was written by some genius looking for porn for his own collection.

Seriously, I think the program is fraudulent, because while all they promise is to tell you if they find SOME porn on your computer (probably based on filenames incorporating key words like "fuck" or "anal"), I think many purchasers might expect the software to totally eradicate all porn from their machines.

Juge · 06-11-2002, 04:38 AM

Yeah, really. I doubt it has some sort of image recognition program to determine if the images are porn or not. Now that would be kind of cool, if it existed! Get it to find all the best pics!

vegasdude · 06-11-2002, 04:59 PM

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 05:03 PM

Gigs and Gigs of it no doubt... that and even more gigs of blinking banners and pages and pages of sliced images of front doors to disgusting images like teen girls assfucked by big black men.

zubr · 06-11-2002, 05:04 PM

the scanner crashes my explorer, especially when getting near /Movies/

mjrools23 · 06-11-2002, 05:08 PM

who says porn on the computer is bad?

Smegma · 06-11-2002, 05:22 PM

SHIT!

nocostporn · 06-11-2002, 05:28 PM

dipshit moron retard · 06-11-2002, 05:42 PM

i ran this program on my work pc last week and it really seems like a scam. i couldnt find any of the files it claimed i had, even doing windows searches with really loose wildcards etc. and it was finding stuff like "RAPE" "DOGSEX", etc that it claimed were in the body of files on my machine, so i did a window text search a bunch of the words and it found nothing. i'd like to try this on a freshly installed windows machine thats never been used and see what it "finds".

kongen · 06-11-2002, 06:00 PM

I use PGP disk encrypted to protect all my porn, downloaded it here for free and you will be safe from any self-righteous too.

06-10-2002, 07:17 AM	#1
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06-10-2002, 07:24 AM	#6
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06-10-2002, 07:39 AM	#10
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Man, I was sure there was no porn on my computer, but I was surprised what I found - about 3 fucking gigs!! Jesus Christ!! I recommend you all try this, you will be surprised what you find.

06-10-2002, 08:25 AM	#12
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	The program is scanning filenames. I have literally a bazillion images from my own digital cameras and sponsors on my HD. Each of my sites contains innumerable files, images etc that would show as porn. "sextop.jpg", "fuckbanner1" etc etc. Like someone above said,... we work in porn, we work <i>with</i> porn. Maybe for ridding one's pc of some auto-downloaded dialer thingy would be good, but I don't want a program like this to clean out all my content, ha ha ha. That would suck weenie majorly. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

06-10-2002, 08:25 AM	#13
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Nope! We keep it all on servers so if raided, we can throw them out the back window and deny culpibilty! Saw that on COPS!! It was even on camera as the guy tossed his stash.

06-10-2002, 08:26 AM	#14
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06-10-2002, 09:44 AM	#15
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	I haven't actually ran the program. I don't want to give a website that thinks porn is bad access to my computer!

06-10-2002, 09:56 AM	#16
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 75,144	At any given time I have nearly 40 gigs of unedited, never seen before PORN shot by Lightspeed. And I wouldn't want it any other way! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

06-10-2002, 10:06 AM	#17
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Maybe that software was written by some genius looking for porn for his own collection. Seriously, I think the program is fraudulent, because while all they promise is to tell you if they find SOME porn on your computer (probably based on filenames incorporating key words like "fuck" or "anal"), I think many purchasers might expect the software to totally eradicate all porn from their machines. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

06-11-2002, 04:38 AM	#18
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Yeah, really. I doubt it has some sort of image recognition program to determine if the images are porn or not. Now that would be kind of cool, if it existed! Get it to find all the best pics!

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06-11-2002, 05:42 PM	#25
dipshit moron retard Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 667	i ran this program on my work pc last week and it really seems like a scam. i couldnt find any of the files it claimed i had, even doing windows searches with really loose wildcards etc. and it was finding stuff like "RAPE" "DOGSEX", etc that it claimed were in the body of files on my machine, so i did a window text search a bunch of the words and it found nothing. i'd like to try this on a freshly installed windows machine thats never been used and see what it "finds".

06-11-2002, 06:00 PM	#26
kongen Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 110	I use PGP disk encrypted to protect all my porn, downloaded it here for free and you will be safe from any self-righteous too.