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Juge 06-10-2002 07:17 AM

Is there PORN on your computer?
 
Find out now:

http://www.contentwatch.com/audit/index.php

poolie 06-10-2002 07:19 AM

around 2 gigs yes... :eek7

Juge 06-10-2002 07:23 AM

http://a840.g.akamai.net/7/840/5805/...dit_quotes.jpg

Ha ha ha. :)

BadBoyBill4281 06-10-2002 07:24 AM

there better be fucking pron on my computer:winkwink: seeing that i'm in the adult bizz:thumbsup

Tylo 06-10-2002 07:24 AM

Yeah WTF do we all do for a living :1orglaugh

HQ 06-10-2002 07:24 AM

yeah i think i need a new hard drive... is that what they're selling???

BadBoyBill4281 06-10-2002 07:25 AM

<<---just swapped up on 2 100gb drives woooooohhhhhhoooooo feel the storage baby:321GFY

CDSmith 06-10-2002 07:25 AM

OMG!!! There's PORN on my computer!!

WHATDOIDO!!??WHATDOIDOOOOO??????!!!

BadBoyBill4281 06-10-2002 07:27 AM

http://www.computerspyagent.com/webard.htm he he he my reseller program if your that worried bout porn pop up images and shit :BangBang:

Juge 06-10-2002 07:39 AM

Man, I was sure there was no porn on my computer, but I was surprised what I found - about 3 fucking gigs!! Jesus Christ!! I recommend you all try this, you will be surprised what you find.

swedguy 06-10-2002 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Juge
Man, I was sure there was no porn on my computer, but I was surprised what I found - about 3 fucking gigs!! Jesus Christ!! I recommend you all try this, you will be surprised what you find.
Todays worthless facts!!

Lets say an average wanker wanks for 30 minutes, and he is on a 56k modem.
30 minutes on a 56k - wanking time - slower to navigate the mouse with the left hand - clean up = 12.3 MB

That means that you have 243 days worth of porn on your computer :winkwink:

CDSmith 06-10-2002 08:25 AM

The program is scanning filenames. I have literally a bazillion images from my own digital cameras and sponsors on my HD. Each of my sites contains innumerable files, images etc that would show as porn. "sextop.jpg", "fuckbanner1" etc etc.

Like someone above said,... we work in porn, we work <i>with</i> porn. Maybe for ridding one's pc of some auto-downloaded dialer thingy would be good, but I don't want a program like this to clean out all my content, ha ha ha. That would suck weenie majorly.

Gemini 06-10-2002 08:25 AM

Nope! We keep it all on servers so if raided, we can throw them out the back window and deny culpibilty! :thumbsup

Saw that on COPS!! It was even on camera as the guy tossed his stash. :1orglaugh

qdtobbe 06-10-2002 08:26 AM

no porn on my computer ;)

Juge 06-10-2002 09:44 AM

I haven't actually ran the program. I don't want to give a website that thinks porn is bad access to my computer!

Rochard 06-10-2002 09:56 AM

At any given time I have nearly 40 gigs of unedited, never seen before PORN shot by Lightspeed.

And I wouldn't want it any other way!

UnseenWorld 06-10-2002 10:06 AM

Maybe that software was written by some genius looking for porn for his own collection. :)

Seriously, I think the program is fraudulent, because while all they promise is to tell you if they find SOME porn on your computer (probably based on filenames incorporating key words like "fuck" or "anal"), I think many purchasers might expect the software to totally eradicate all porn from their machines.

Juge 06-11-2002 04:38 AM

Yeah, really. I doubt it has some sort of image recognition program to determine if the images are porn or not. Now that would be kind of cool, if it existed! Get it to find all the best pics! :)

vegasdude 06-11-2002 04:59 PM

cool

Fletch XXX 06-11-2002 05:03 PM

Gigs and Gigs of it no doubt... that and even more gigs of blinking banners and pages and pages of sliced images of front doors to disgusting images like teen girls assfucked by big black men.

:thumbsup

zubr 06-11-2002 05:04 PM

the scanner crashes my explorer, especially when getting near /Movies/

mjrools23 06-11-2002 05:08 PM

who says porn on the computer is bad?

Smegma 06-11-2002 05:22 PM

SHIT!

http://www.xfr.com/gfy/scan.GIF

nocostporn 06-11-2002 05:28 PM

lol

dipshit moron retard 06-11-2002 05:42 PM

i ran this program on my work pc last week and it really seems like a scam. i couldnt find any of the files it claimed i had, even doing windows searches with really loose wildcards etc. and it was finding stuff like "RAPE" "DOGSEX", etc that it claimed were in the body of files on my machine, so i did a window text search a bunch of the words and it found nothing. i'd like to try this on a freshly installed windows machine thats never been used and see what it "finds".

kongen 06-11-2002 06:00 PM

I use PGP disk encrypted to protect all my porn, downloaded it here for free and you will be safe from any self-righteous too.


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