Alcohol - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 07-24-2006, 11:04 PM

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
And I've been known to cause a few births.
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
And helpin' white people dance.
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me:
Alcohol!

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France,
I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
And helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me:
Alcohol!

Tullian Zombie · 07-24-2006, 11:05 PM

That devil firewater!

30....woohoo!

CaptainHowdy · 07-24-2006, 11:06 PM

I need a beer...

sicone · 07-24-2006, 11:06 PM

I got a bottle of Patron... drink up

Belinda · 07-24-2006, 11:10 PM

I took some robatusin.. does that count?

madawgz · 07-24-2006, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I need a beer...

me too

sicone · 07-24-2006, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda

I took some robatusin.. does that count?

straight from the bottle or with the measuring cup?

dissipate · 07-24-2006, 11:14 PM

Momma says alcohol is the devil

Belinda · 07-24-2006, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

straight from the bottle or with the measuring cup?

with the cup

but i think I will be a little naughty and take some more...I want to sleep good tonight.

dp96003 · 07-24-2006, 11:17 PM

beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder

Mrs. Lenny2 · 07-24-2006, 11:19 PM

Brad Paisley is a cool cat.

Damian_Maxcash · 07-24-2006, 11:20 PM

My new theme tune

nAtuRaLbEautY · 07-24-2006, 11:42 PM

Drink beer with limitations and put in in your stomach, not in your head.

UniversalPassLorence · 07-24-2006, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nAtuRaLbEautY

Drink beer with limitations and put in in your stomach, not in your head.

I get the first part, but not the second

phypon · 07-24-2006, 11:55 PM

Funny story. I went to Mississippee once with my ex so she could meet her grandfather for the first time. We were there for a few days. He was a true old timer. Raised horses, had a farm, was a big player/name in harness racing back in the day, literaly had to deal with a stampeed on his farm one morning. He was about 78 at the time and strong as a bull and sharp as a tack. He had a thick accent and was really one cool dude. I had a couple of drinks with him (jack daniels). Every time I saw him over those few days he would tell me the same story of how he would come home after his day and have a few drinks and look up at the shelf, he would point to the imaginary shelf that he was referring to, and say, "I have a few drinks and I say Thank the Lord for alchol. I get up the next day and I say, Thank the Lord for alchol".

He would make it rhyme somehow with his drawl. Kind of creeped me out at first, but in the end it was all good.

Sorry, this thread just sparked a fucked up memory of mine. One that I guess you would have to be there to understand. Really is kind fucked up though...

Donny · 07-25-2006, 06:33 AM

The Beer Prayer:

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be Thy drink,

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as I am in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,

Barmen.

DEA - banned for life · 07-25-2006, 06:35 AM

booze is for pussys..weed is where its at!

BoyAlley · 07-25-2006, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tullian Zombie

That devil firewater!

CreamXtreme · 07-25-2006, 06:43 AM

...you can power my vehicle
and get me where I want to go
at a lesser cost than gasoline
these days.

By the way don't drink ya,
so this is about the only thing
you can do for me.

Wishing I had a still to produce
my own of you - moonshine style.

Nick

07-24-2006, 11:04 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Alcohol I can make anybody pretty. I can make you believe any lie. I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size. Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups, And I've been known to cause a few births. Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work. And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France, Been making the bars lots of big money, And helpin' white people dance. I got you in trouble in High School, But College, now that was a ball. You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me: Alcohol! I got blamed at your wedding reception, For your best man's embarrassing speech. And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach. I've influenced Kings and world leaders, I helped Hemingway write like he did. And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head. 'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France, I been making a fool out of folks just like you, And helping white people dance. I am medicine and I am poison, I can help you up or make you fall. You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me: Alcohol!

07-24-2006, 11:05 PM	#2
Tullian Zombie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Next door to Oz or ICQ 339-835-888 Posts: 302	That devil firewater! 30....woohoo! __________________ The Smut Lady Women's erotica blog Slutty Devils Goth Hub

07-24-2006, 11:06 PM	#3
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,791	I need a beer... __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc.

07-24-2006, 11:06 PM	#4
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	I got a bottle of Patron... drink up __________________

07-24-2006, 11:10 PM	#5
Belinda NubilesCash.com Manager Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NorCal Posts: 4,365	I took some robatusin.. does that count? __________________ NEW SITES FROM NUBILESCASH.COM MomLover.com, FamilySwap.xxx Skype- belindam81 Email: [email protected]

07-24-2006, 11:14 PM	#8
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	Momma says alcohol is the devil

07-24-2006, 11:17 PM	#10
dp96003 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 34	beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder

07-24-2006, 11:19 PM	#11
Mrs. Lenny2 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Orleans Posts: 1,175	Brad Paisley is a cool cat. __________________ [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]ICQ# 193-939-788

07-24-2006, 11:20 PM	#12
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	My new theme tune

07-24-2006, 11:42 PM	#13
nAtuRaLbEautY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6,107	Drink beer with limitations and put in in your stomach, not in your head. __________________ Prime Outsourcing│offshore solutions│manual labor│staff leasing│full time employees starting at $695.00/month=managed and dedicated \| icq: 309570461 \| live chat

07-24-2006, 11:55 PM	#15
phypon Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 440	Funny story. I went to Mississippee once with my ex so she could meet her grandfather for the first time. We were there for a few days. He was a true old timer. Raised horses, had a farm, was a big player/name in harness racing back in the day, literaly had to deal with a stampeed on his farm one morning. He was about 78 at the time and strong as a bull and sharp as a tack. He had a thick accent and was really one cool dude. I had a couple of drinks with him (jack daniels). Every time I saw him over those few days he would tell me the same story of how he would come home after his day and have a few drinks and look up at the shelf, he would point to the imaginary shelf that he was referring to, and say, "I have a few drinks and I say Thank the Lord for alchol. I get up the next day and I say, Thank the Lord for alchol". He would make it rhyme somehow with his drawl. Kind of creeped me out at first, but in the end it was all good. Sorry, this thread just sparked a fucked up memory of mine. One that I guess you would have to be there to understand. Really is kind fucked up though...

07-25-2006, 06:33 AM	#16
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	The Beer Prayer: Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be Thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen.

07-25-2006, 06:35 AM	#17
DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	booze is for pussys..weed is where its at!

07-25-2006, 06:43 AM	#19
CreamXtreme Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 60	You forgot the part where... ...you can power my vehicle and get me where I want to go at a lesser cost than gasoline these days. By the way don't drink ya, so this is about the only thing you can do for me. Wishing I had a still to produce my own of you - moonshine style. Nick __________________ Big Money Bad Ass Live Babes - Make up to $300 per Sale Every Man's Better Side - Find Her! CreamXtreme Where The Best Submitters Are!