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Babagirls · 07-25-2006, 09:55 AM

can someone help me understand this ad please? (i tried to look it up online but with no luck)

LR w/stone NFP
Formal DR w/BICC
BIBB
HWF's
rec-rm w/massive NFP

i know that the FP in 'NFP' stands for fireplace and i think that BICC means Built In Cedar Cabnits?? but the rest im kinda lost on.

Lycanthrope · 07-25-2006, 10:02 AM

LR w/stone NFP
Formal DR w/BICC
BIBB
HWF's
rec-rm w/massive NFP

Living Room with Stone Natural Fireplace
Formal Dining Room with Built in China Cabinets
Built In fuck if I know (breakfast bar?)
Hardwood Floors
Rec Room with Massive Natural Fireplace

avalanche · 07-25-2006, 10:03 AM

I second that. Been a real estate broker for years and those are not standard acronyms so don't feel bad. The person who wrote that ad's an idiot!

Living Room with Stone Natural Gas Fireplace
Formal Dining Room with built in China Cabinets
BIBB?
Hard Wood Floors
Recreation Room with Massive Natural Gas Fireplace

sh33p · 07-25-2006, 10:03 AM

If it says 'Cozy' in the ad, that means it's damn small!

The Truth Hurts · 07-25-2006, 10:04 AM

nfp is natural fireplace (meaning it burns wood i think)
hwf is hardwood floors
lr is living room
dr is dining room
rec-rm is recreational room
bibb is who the fuck knows
bicc is who the fuck knows

Babagirls · 07-25-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Built In fuck if I know (breakfast bar?)

thanks guys

Babagirls · 07-25-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by sh33p

If it says 'Cozy' in the ad, that means it's damn small!

the house is huge. 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, 3 floors (tri-level).

but i agree with "cozy". lol

Dagwolf · 07-25-2006, 10:08 AM

LR w/stone NFP - Living room with stone natural fireplace
Formal DR w/BICC - Formal dining room with built-in china cabinet
BIBB - No idea, built-in something? Could be a typo
HWF's Hardwood Floors
rec-rm w/massive NFP (natural fireplace again)

Ok, so everyone beat me to it...

Babagirls · 07-25-2006, 10:10 AM

hmmm so no one knows what BIBB is either. damn.

JD · 07-25-2006, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

hmmm so no one knows what BIBB is either. damn.

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Lycanthrope · 07-25-2006, 10:27 AM

If it has a bidet it could mean butt-blaster

I honestly think it means breakfast bar. Probably a perm. island in the middle of the kitchen w/ no sink.

Babagirls · 07-25-2006, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

I honestly think it means breakfast bar. Probably a perm. island in the middle of the kitchen w/ no sink.

you know what, i think you are right. i just saw the virtual tour and it does have a breakfast bar.

07-25-2006, 09:55 AM	#1
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	reading house ads is like trying to decode (help) can someone help me understand this ad please? (i tried to look it up online but with no luck) LR w/stone NFP Formal DR w/BICC BIBB HWF's rec-rm w/massive NFP i know that the FP in 'NFP' stands for fireplace and i think that BICC means Built In Cedar Cabnits?? but the rest im kinda lost on. __________________ Need a Text Writer? Blogs\|Reviews\|Descriptions\|Paysites\|TGP's\|Stories ICQ: 397892500

07-25-2006, 10:02 AM	#2
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	LR w/stone NFP Formal DR w/BICC BIBB HWF's rec-rm w/massive NFP Living Room with Stone Natural Fireplace Formal Dining Room with Built in China Cabinets Built In fuck if I know (breakfast bar?) Hardwood Floors Rec Room with Massive Natural Fireplace __________________

07-25-2006, 10:03 AM	#3
avalanche Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,922	I second that. Been a real estate broker for years and those are not standard acronyms so don't feel bad. The person who wrote that ad's an idiot! Living Room with Stone Natural Gas Fireplace Formal Dining Room with built in China Cabinets BIBB? Hard Wood Floors Recreation Room with Massive Natural Gas Fireplace __________________ Avalanche CherryPimps - Daily Pornstars, LIVE and more!

07-25-2006, 10:04 AM	#5
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	nfp is natural fireplace (meaning it burns wood i think) hwf is hardwood floors lr is living room dr is dining room rec-rm is recreational room bibb is who the fuck knows bicc is who the fuck knows Last edited by The Truth Hurts; 07-25-2006 at 10:06 AM..

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Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	LR w/stone NFP - Living room with stone natural fireplace Formal DR w/BICC - Formal dining room with built-in china cabinet BIBB - No idea, built-in something? Could be a typo HWF's Hardwood Floors rec-rm w/massive NFP (natural fireplace again) Ok, so everyone beat me to it... __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

07-25-2006, 10:03 AM	#4
sh33p Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 541	If it says 'Cozy' in the ad, that means it's damn small!

07-25-2006, 10:10 AM	#9
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	hmmm so no one knows what BIBB is either. damn. __________________ Need a Text Writer? Blogs\|Reviews\|Descriptions\|Paysites\|TGP's\|Stories ICQ: 397892500

07-25-2006, 10:27 AM	#13
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	If it has a bidet it could mean butt-blaster I honestly think it means breakfast bar. Probably a perm. island in the middle of the kitchen w/ no sink. __________________