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Rochard · 07-22-2006, 10:41 PM

Sunday is my seven year wedding anniversary. Got to love my wife for putting up with me for seven years.

So I went into the local mall tonight to buy my wife something special. My ATM card has a $2k daily limit on that and the only credit card I have is a company card, so I opened up a line of credit there. I had this totally smoking hot MILF with lots of cleavage help me.

I fill out the form, she looks it over, and she says "Mr. Buss, your supposed to put in how much you make monthly, not yearly". I look at it and say "Yep, that's correct". The look on her face was priceless.

07-22-2006, 10:45 PM

So did you get me anything special while you were there? Maybe a diamond studded grill?

Bods4Mods · 07-22-2006, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

So did you get me anything special while you were there? Maybe a diamond studded grill?

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2006, 10:48 PM

You make that much money working for lensman ? what the fuck do you do ?

Nismo · 07-22-2006, 10:51 PM

pics of said milf?

WiredGuy · 07-22-2006, 10:55 PM

If you mentioned you worked at Playboy in conjunction with the salary she saw, I imagine her panties would have dropped on the spot.
WG

Rochard · 07-22-2006, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

You make that much money working for lensman ? what the fuck do you do ?

While I'm well paid, most of my money comes from other sources at this point in my life.

CaptainHowdy · 07-22-2006, 10:59 PM

Harley Girl · 07-22-2006, 10:59 PM

awwww.... 7 years that is so sweet!

so what did you get her?

scottybuzz · 07-22-2006, 11:05 PM

hahaha great tale

07-22-2006, 10:41 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,030	Fun @ Kay Jewelers Sunday is my seven year wedding anniversary. Got to love my wife for putting up with me for seven years. So I went into the local mall tonight to buy my wife something special. My ATM card has a $2k daily limit on that and the only credit card I have is a company card, so I opened up a line of credit there. I had this totally smoking hot MILF with lots of cleavage help me. I fill out the form, she looks it over, and she says "Mr. Buss, your supposed to put in how much you make monthly, not yearly". I look at it and say "Yep, that's correct". The look on her face was priceless. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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07-22-2006, 10:45 PM	#2
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	So did you get me anything special while you were there? Maybe a diamond studded grill?

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