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Fun @ Kay Jewelers
Sunday is my seven year wedding anniversary. Got to love my wife for putting up with me for seven years.
So I went into the local mall tonight to buy my wife something special. My ATM card has a $2k daily limit on that and the only credit card I have is a company card, so I opened up a line of credit there. I had this totally smoking hot MILF with lots of cleavage help me.
I fill out the form, she looks it over, and she says "Mr. Buss, your supposed to put in how much you make monthly, not yearly". I look at it and say "Yep, that's correct". The look on her face was priceless.
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