E-mail from my "number one fan"... this is a funny read!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 07-20-2006, 12:12 PM

"Dear Dimitri,

Hello there stud. I just wanna drop a line to my favorite pornographer, you. I came across your fresh Thai cream pies DVDs a couple of months ago, and boy, it seemed like you read my mind and made for me exclusively. I love cream pie, breeding, hard fucking, young girls with big nasty older men and sharing tight shaved pussy with other guys. Man, you got it all!!!

I've been fucking pussy since I was 12 and I knocked up a girl for the first time when I was 13.I love pounding young tight pussy hard till I shoot deep inside and get her knocked up. Of course, I'm not gonna raise kids. I'm 34years old (same age as you) straight ( can be bi under the right circumstance, definitely not gay, love pussy too much.) Asian male with a nice body. Have a small frame though. 5'7" 140lb with an average size dick.

I bought Fresh Thai cream pies 1& 2 and plan to buy 3 as well. I've been watching your DVDs while I'm banging pussy and boy, they made me fuck and cum harder. My ex-girlfriend (fuck friend is more suitable term) was 19 years old Thai girl and she used to be a whore in Thailand. Boy, she had an amazing pussy. I wish fuck the shit out of her with you and your buddies, Mr. Kinkaid and Derrick till she passed out and filled with our hot baby juices. I've been fucking her with other horny guys and her pussy is one of the best I had and she loves getting fucked, especially by married men and old men with big dicks. She is such a super whore.

She told me that she's been getting fucked since she was 11 and have been whoring since 13. She met my buddy a couple years ago in Thailand and he married her and took her to America. Of course, he's been sharing her with me and other guys till he went to prison last year. She really liked me and my cock. ( my dick is easier on her system, that's why we Asian men get girls knocked up very easily.) I knocked her up last year and he wanted to divorce him and marry me but that's so not me.I don't wanna support a woman and kid and get in to drama. I just wanna eat pussy and fuck. I paid for her abortion and she got married with one of guard in her husband's prison. What a whore. I bought your Thai cream pie DVDs to them as a wedding gifts and it was great ice breakers and she really wanna get banged by Mr. Kinkaid.

Since I'm not into relationship, it's hard to find a young super-whore with a nice tight pussy. I live in San Diego and sometimes I go down to Tijuana and fuck young inexpensive cunt. Since i don't speak Spanish I prefer go down there with other guys who know locals. I went down there alone last night and fucked $60 Mexican pussy at club (it's more like a whore house) but she looks very young but her pussy was bit loose. Of course, I fucked her till cum inside but wish I could checked up girls pussies before I picked her up. Many Asian countries have ones like that girls line up and Johns can check out their pussies for Little bit of extra money. I grew up in Korea and my town had an U.S army base and we had many whore houses and boy those American solders love Asian pussies. It's addictive that's why they keep coming back Asian countries after they finished the service. I was very sexually active when I was a teen and went to whorehouse for the first time when I was 14. Many bouncers let horny underage boys use back doors. Took us the basement or storage rooms and brought a girl. It was very wild and loose in 80s in Korea but not anymore. As you know, Asian men love young girls and it was very easy to find young teen whores back then. Good old days, they charged no more than $5 per pop. Once big white dicks felt tight young Asian pussy, they just got hooked. I love white n Latino pussies, too but nothings hotter than tight young Asian pussy.

Hey, men, I don't think I will be in your movie but I'd like to hook up with you and your friends and fuck some hot pussy and party all night. I'm down to earth and generous and nice guy. No game and drama here. I'm willing to help you financially since I'm not gonna be in the movie. Going to Mexico or Thailand or even better you can hook me up with hot young super whores in here in southern California. Your help won't be forgotten.Don't worry I won't be pushy and being weird. Just wanna fuck hot pussy and party all night with my evil twins, you and your buddies. (If you are not available or don't wanna be up to it, can I have a contact information for Mr. Kinkaid? Tell him don
t worry I'm not gay, just like fuck hot young twats with real nasty straight porn pervs like you and Mr.Kinkaid and swap our sexaul adveture stories and encourage each other. It seems like I do fuck better when I do with porn guys. Some peole mistake me for a gay because of my boyish looking but I can prove you I'm pussy fucking men.

Take care and thank you for the good work. Look forward to hearing from you soon.

Best

your number one fan"

*** My one and only fan.

Fetish Gimp · 07-20-2006, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Don't worry I won't be pushy and being weird.

Too late motherfucker.

Sebastian Sands · 07-20-2006, 12:22 PM

heheh.. I love those emails. Some freak me out tho. But usually they are cool. This guy just likes your shit and he can relate to what you do. Good for him and good for you. You should send him Vol 3 as a gift tho.

Sebastian

CaptainHowdy · 07-20-2006, 12:23 PM

Hey, I'm a fan too

!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-20-2006, 12:23 PM

Hey, I thought I was your number 1 fan...

That dude is hilarious.

Some of the e-mail people send (especially when they think they are writing to the female featured on a solo site)...too funny.

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Danid0llface · 07-20-2006, 12:24 PM

lol i think your going to have a stalker soon dear...

notabook · 07-20-2006, 12:28 PM

That e-mail sends chills down my spine, but not in a good way. :|

chase · 07-20-2006, 12:41 PM

a little too much stress on YOUNG and by young I mean early teens, IMO

DWB · 07-20-2006, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Hey, I'm a fan too

!

kick ass!!!

now i have 2 of you.

dunefield · 07-20-2006, 01:47 PM

I've never seen any of your videos

Kristian · 07-20-2006, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

Too late motherfucker.

Magix · 07-20-2006, 01:57 PM

too tired to read

digga · 07-20-2006, 01:58 PM

eh. such is life. decent read though.

07-20-2006, 12:12 PM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	E-mail from my "number one fan"... this is a funny read!!!! "Dear Dimitri, Hello there stud. I just wanna drop a line to my favorite pornographer, you. I came across your fresh Thai cream pies DVDs a couple of months ago, and boy, it seemed like you read my mind and made for me exclusively. I love cream pie, breeding, hard fucking, young girls with big nasty older men and sharing tight shaved pussy with other guys. Man, you got it all!!! I've been fucking pussy since I was 12 and I knocked up a girl for the first time when I was 13.I love pounding young tight pussy hard till I shoot deep inside and get her knocked up. Of course, I'm not gonna raise kids. I'm 34years old (same age as you) straight ( can be bi under the right circumstance, definitely not gay, love pussy too much.) Asian male with a nice body. Have a small frame though. 5'7" 140lb with an average size dick. I bought Fresh Thai cream pies 1& 2 and plan to buy 3 as well. I've been watching your DVDs while I'm banging pussy and boy, they made me fuck and cum harder. My ex-girlfriend (fuck friend is more suitable term) was 19 years old Thai girl and she used to be a whore in Thailand. Boy, she had an amazing pussy. I wish fuck the shit out of her with you and your buddies, Mr. Kinkaid and Derrick till she passed out and filled with our hot baby juices. I've been fucking her with other horny guys and her pussy is one of the best I had and she loves getting fucked, especially by married men and old men with big dicks. She is such a super whore. She told me that she's been getting fucked since she was 11 and have been whoring since 13. She met my buddy a couple years ago in Thailand and he married her and took her to America. Of course, he's been sharing her with me and other guys till he went to prison last year. She really liked me and my cock. ( my dick is easier on her system, that's why we Asian men get girls knocked up very easily.) I knocked her up last year and he wanted to divorce him and marry me but that's so not me.I don't wanna support a woman and kid and get in to drama. I just wanna eat pussy and fuck. I paid for her abortion and she got married with one of guard in her husband's prison. What a whore. I bought your Thai cream pie DVDs to them as a wedding gifts and it was great ice breakers and she really wanna get banged by Mr. Kinkaid. Since I'm not into relationship, it's hard to find a young super-whore with a nice tight pussy. I live in San Diego and sometimes I go down to Tijuana and fuck young inexpensive cunt. Since i don't speak Spanish I prefer go down there with other guys who know locals. I went down there alone last night and fucked $60 Mexican pussy at club (it's more like a whore house) but she looks very young but her pussy was bit loose. Of course, I fucked her till cum inside but wish I could checked up girls pussies before I picked her up. Many Asian countries have ones like that girls line up and Johns can check out their pussies for Little bit of extra money. I grew up in Korea and my town had an U.S army base and we had many whore houses and boy those American solders love Asian pussies. It's addictive that's why they keep coming back Asian countries after they finished the service. I was very sexually active when I was a teen and went to whorehouse for the first time when I was 14. Many bouncers let horny underage boys use back doors. Took us the basement or storage rooms and brought a girl. It was very wild and loose in 80s in Korea but not anymore. As you know, Asian men love young girls and it was very easy to find young teen whores back then. Good old days, they charged no more than $5 per pop. Once big white dicks felt tight young Asian pussy, they just got hooked. I love white n Latino pussies, too but nothings hotter than tight young Asian pussy. Hey, men, I don't think I will be in your movie but I'd like to hook up with you and your friends and fuck some hot pussy and party all night. I'm down to earth and generous and nice guy. No game and drama here. I'm willing to help you financially since I'm not gonna be in the movie. Going to Mexico or Thailand or even better you can hook me up with hot young super whores in here in southern California. Your help won't be forgotten.Don't worry I won't be pushy and being weird. Just wanna fuck hot pussy and party all night with my evil twins, you and your buddies. (If you are not available or don't wanna be up to it, can I have a contact information for Mr. Kinkaid? Tell him don t worry I'm not gay, just like fuck hot young twats with real nasty straight porn pervs like you and Mr.Kinkaid and swap our sexaul adveture stories and encourage each other. It seems like I do fuck better when I do with porn guys. Some peole mistake me for a gay because of my boyish looking but I can prove you I'm pussy fucking men. Take care and thank you for the good work. Look forward to hearing from you soon. Best your number one fan" *** My one and only fan.

07-20-2006, 12:23 PM	#4
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07-20-2006, 12:22 PM	#3
Sebastian Sands Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ICQ: 211-417-740 Posts: 5,223	heheh.. I love those emails. Some freak me out tho. But usually they are cool. This guy just likes your shit and he can relate to what you do. Good for him and good for you. You should send him Vol 3 as a gift tho. Sebastian

07-20-2006, 12:24 PM	#6
Danid0llface So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 31	lol i think your going to have a stalker soon dear...

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