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07-20-2006, 05:58 AM
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Which joke is best?
I had some fun running a contest to pick the name for my new radio show 'Hammer Uncut' and now I'm working on a one liner for some t-shirts and would like your opinions.
I'd like to come up with 3 good ones so I'm going to make this poll multiple choice so you can select more than one. If you have any of your own you'd like to post, feel free, I'd appreciate it. The priceless one would be stacked on the t-shirt but I had to put them on one line for the poll.
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07-20-2006, 06:11 AM
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Jokes? Those seem more like t-shirt and bumpersticker slogans.
Screw it, I'm getting hammered sounds about right.
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07-20-2006, 06:17 AM
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Yes, they're t-shirt one liners as I said in the post, but I didn't think "Which t-shirt one liners are best?" would get much attention.
Of course, they are intended to be humorous and I'm pretty sure that makes them jokes.
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07-20-2006, 06:30 AM
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I'm liking I'm Gonna Get Hammered and Nail Someone
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07-20-2006, 06:40 AM
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Screw it, I'm getting hammered
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07-20-2006, 09:52 PM
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Screw It, I'm Getting Hammered... sounds fun.
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07-21-2006, 11:51 AM
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neither.. they're a little lame, sorry
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