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ADL Colin · 07-19-2006, 05:28 AM

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.

He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot, it's Tony Blair!"

DaLord · 07-19-2006, 05:55 AM

George Bush, Clinton, and Al Gore were all in heaven, and an angel said, ?You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how deep you sink.?

Bush goes first and water gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, ?He?s sinned as much as I have, why can he suddenly walk on water?? The angel says, ?He is standing on Clintons shoulders?

Rolo · 07-19-2006, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DaLord

George Bush, Clinton, and Al Gore were all in heaven, and an angel said, ?You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how deep you sink.?

Bush goes first and water gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, ?He?s sinned as much as I have, why can he suddenly walk on water?? The angel says, ?He is standing on Clintons shoulders?

hahaha

juve20 · 07-19-2006, 06:02 AM

lol!

cheers
tony

Yngwie · 07-19-2006, 06:02 AM

lmao!......

Double L · 07-19-2006, 06:13 AM

as funny as the thread title itself

07-19-2006, 05:28 AM	#1
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	Bush on intelligence While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot, it's Tony Blair!" __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

07-19-2006, 06:02 AM	#4
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07-19-2006, 06:02 AM	#5
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07-19-2006, 05:55 AM	#2
DaLord Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,318	George Bush, Clinton, and Al Gore were all in heaven, and an angel said, ?You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how deep you sink.? Bush goes first and water gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, ?He?s sinned as much as I have, why can he suddenly walk on water?? The angel says, ?He is standing on Clintons shoulders?

07-19-2006, 06:13 AM	#6
Double L Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: US Posts: 349	as funny as the thread title itself