Originally Posted by DaLord

George Bush, Clinton, and Al Gore were all in heaven, and an angel said, ?You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how deep you sink.?

Bush goes first and water gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, ?He?s sinned as much as I have, why can he suddenly walk on water?? The angel says, ?He is standing on Clintons shoulders?