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I'm here for SPORT
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How to lift a girl's spirit in 10 words or less
lets see what you got.
10 words or less - how do you make a woman feel good about herself? I'll start "wow - you've lost weight!" "that (some article of clothing) looks AMAZING on you!" "you make me look good" "you're sooo cool" "I'm much better now that you're here!"
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word.......
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"Here's some money .... go shopping"
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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lets go build a fire, and enjoy the stars.
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let's just talk about your day today (i know i know... more then 10 words)
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talk about a girls weight? are you fucking serious....thats just asking for headaches.
I can just imagine where that will go... Guy: "Wow you've lost weight" Girl: "What? So are you trying to say that I was fat before?" Guy: "Uhm no, I just mean you lost weight it looks good" Girl: "Are you trying to say I didn't look good before? That I needed to lose weight? Thanks alot for nothing!"
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there's a few guys who I'd really like to hear from in this thread.
top of the list would be: RogerV Jman Halycon Kman Lars AaronM Spanno Lensman Dmoney Dugmor Duke DrinkingHard JFK Lindsay SweetT Naughty America Mark pipecrew Mayor YnotBob some of those are ABSOUET MASTERs at making people - esp women - feel good about themselves
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Smile girl that's the second best thing you do with your mouth I think that would lift her spirits
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try it - studies - this is serious too - show that when presented with the words "I love you' and "you've lost weight" women on average get more endorphines released into their brain on "you've lost weight" - esp when followed by you look good or great soon after. It actually really works well if you seriously mean it and most really appreciate it.
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sad how many people think you just have to hand women money to make them happy. I feel sorry for those guys and their relationships
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lets be honest slim shady. you arent like a great catch or anything. you are a pale white flabby pornographer. im quite sure you have paid in more ways than 1 for pussy.
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Guess What I'm About To Pull Out My Dick
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"here is my credit card help yourself" LOL never going to happen...
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"nice shoes wanna fuck?"
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"Will you marry me?"
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"you inspire me" or "you make me think!" or "people always feel better around you" said with tenderness and a smile usually work wonders!
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FUKM ALL!
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nice thread btw SleazyDream!
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Scott, I am sure that this was started in good spirit but....you are trolling in a cesspool. There may be a few who actually catch the spirit of your thread, but the rest of Trey's playmates and minions on his level will come in and destroy the spirit of this thread. For the rest of you, I applaud the effort.
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ive never denied that i have paid for sex. ever. but you seem to be not admitting it.
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look at the slut with the dripping herpes infested snatch. how you been hobag? get all the cum out of your hair and ass from the show? i bet your knees are tired. sore jaw? I bet you cant wait to get home and take a long shower after having to screw anything that walks for clicks. must suck to be inferior.
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Lets go to Amsterdam and smoke some weed.
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CLICK HERE
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And isn't it a bit late for you? Oh what? Your "girlfriend" isn't waiting for that 2 inch penis of yours? Or are you just busy making a few extra bucks stroking your cock on cam? Just wondering.
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i love your smile
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Now with more Jayne
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Who are these women that don't have their own credit cards?
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P1mpdoggs prey LOL
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i tried every last one of these tonight and non worked. all you gotta say is "you are SO much cooler then your older sister" hahahaha
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Nakedsword Holly says you are nice and she is my best friend, so I am going to zip my lip. As a gay man, I will suppose that this post was an accident?
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here's my visa! and she goe's crazy fantastic bumbastic
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I actually didn't catch "gay" in it. I just got wimpy Trey's usual elementary humor. I'm surprised it humored you. Any joke about a herpes ridden female is *yawn* older than his "gay men with aids" jokes. I do, however, have a knock-knock joke or two, if you'd like. ![]()
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Hmmmm, how about " Girl when i get you home I'm gonna beat that pussy like it owes me money " ?
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"I promise i won't rape you"
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"Hi! My name is Sleazydream, Sorry, I have to go".
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"you've lost weight" followed immediately by "you look really good" probaly will work. It eliminates any misinterpretation of the initial statement. I agree with the rest of them.
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