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SleazyDream 07-16-2006 01:04 AM

How to lift a girl's spirit in 10 words or less
 
lets see what you got.

10 words or less - how do you make a woman feel good about herself?


I'll start

"wow - you've lost weight!"

"that (some article of clothing) looks AMAZING on you!"

"you make me look good"

"you're sooo cool"

"I'm much better now that you're here!"

martinsc 07-16-2006 01:09 AM

word.......

The Ghost 07-16-2006 01:10 AM

"Here's some money .... go shopping"

quiet 07-16-2006 01:10 AM

lets go build a fire, and enjoy the stars.

gangbangjoe 07-16-2006 01:12 AM

let's just talk about your day today (i know i know... more then 10 words)

SleazyDream 07-16-2006 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
let's just talk about your day today (i know i know... more then 10 words)

no it isn't - after you say that you just shut up and listen. :thumbsup

giftedtwisted 07-16-2006 01:13 AM

Here's a new credit card for you.

Young 07-16-2006 01:13 AM

talk about a girls weight? are you fucking serious....thats just asking for headaches.

I can just imagine where that will go...

Guy: "Wow you've lost weight"

Girl: "What? So are you trying to say that I was fat before?"

Guy: "Uhm no, I just mean you lost weight it looks good"

Girl: "Are you trying to say I didn't look good before? That I needed to lose weight? Thanks alot for nothing!"

gangbangjoe 07-16-2006 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
no it isn't - after you say that you just shut up and listen. :thumbsup


oh words right :D

lol i thought letters :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 07-16-2006 01:19 AM

there's a few guys who I'd really like to hear from in this thread.


top of the list would be:

RogerV
Jman
Halycon
Kman
Lars
AaronM
Spanno
Lensman
Dmoney
Dugmor
Duke
DrinkingHard
JFK
Lindsay
SweetT
Naughty America Mark
pipecrew
Mayor
YnotBob

some of those are ABSOUET MASTERs at making people - esp women - feel good about themselves

knightdown 07-16-2006 01:19 AM

Smile girl that's the second best thing you do with your mouth I think that would lift her spirits

poe 07-16-2006 01:20 AM

subscribed

SleazyDream 07-16-2006 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
talk about a girls weight? are you fucking serious....thats just asking for headaches.

I can just imagine where that will go...

Guy: "Wow you've lost weight"

Girl: "What? So are you trying to say that I was fat before?"

Guy: "Uhm no, I just mean you lost weight it looks good"

Girl: "Are you trying to say I didn't look good before? That I needed to lose weight? Thanks alot for nothing!"


try it - studies - this is serious too - show that when presented with the words "I love you' and "you've lost weight" women on average get more endorphines released into their brain on "you've lost weight" - esp when followed by you look good or great soon after. It actually really works well if you seriously mean it and most really appreciate it.

SleazyDream 07-16-2006 01:23 AM

sad how many people think you just have to hand women money to make them happy. I feel sorry for those guys and their relationships

The Ghost 07-16-2006 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
sad how many people think you just have to hand women money to make them happy. I feel sorry for those guys and their relationships

That would safely describe 95% of all relationships. You're right, it is sad. It is how society portrays a relationship. Check out any relationship on tv or movies, most are based on posessions than love. Love is an after thought, and in many cultures, relationships are based more on what a man can provide than 'feelings', which are typically fleeting and short lived. It's a rather practical way to look at it. :2 cents:

p1mpdogg 07-16-2006 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet
lets go build a fire, and enjoy the stars.


nancy boy

p1mpdogg 07-16-2006 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
sad how many people think you just have to hand women money to make them happy. I feel sorry for those guys and their relationships


lets be honest slim shady.

you arent like a great catch or anything. you are a pale white flabby pornographer. im quite sure you have paid in more ways than 1 for pussy.

Platinum Lantern 07-16-2006 02:10 AM

Guess What I'm About To Pull Out My Dick

CaptainWolfy 07-16-2006 02:13 AM

"here is my credit card help yourself" LOL never going to happen...

SleazyDream 07-16-2006 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
lets be honest slim shady.

you arent like a great catch or anything. you are a pale white flabby pornographer. im quite sure you have paid in more ways than 1 for pussy.

when someone points a finger at someone else- 4 are pointing back at themself

fatal attraction 07-16-2006 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
sad how many people think you just have to hand women money to make them happy. I feel sorry for those guys and their relationships

So true!!! I was just talking to a friend tonight about missing that feeling of being excited just because someone drove in to the driveway after work!!!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-16-2006 02:23 AM

"nice shoes wanna fuck?"

xclusive 07-16-2006 02:29 AM

"Will you marry me?"

born4porn 07-16-2006 02:31 AM

"you inspire me" or "you make me think!" or "people always feel better around you" said with tenderness and a smile usually work wonders! :thumbsup

born4porn 07-16-2006 02:32 AM

nice thread btw SleazyDream! :thumbsup

ChandieGirl 07-16-2006 02:34 AM

Scott, I am sure that this was started in good spirit but....you are trolling in a cesspool. There may be a few who actually catch the spirit of your thread, but the rest of Trey's playmates and minions on his level will come in and destroy the spirit of this thread. For the rest of you, I applaud the effort.

p1mpdogg 07-16-2006 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
when someone points a finger at someone else- 4 are pointing back at themself


ive never denied that i have paid for sex. ever. but you seem to be not admitting it.

p1mpdogg 07-16-2006 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chandiegirl
Scott, I am sure that this was started in good spirit but....you are trolling in the cesspool. There may be one or two who actually catch the spirit of your thread, but the rest of Trey's playmates and minions on his level will come in and destroy the spirit of the thread. I applaud the effort.

haha

look at the slut with the dripping herpes infested snatch. how you been hobag? get all the cum out of your hair and ass from the show?

i bet your knees are tired. sore jaw?

I bet you cant wait to get home and take a long shower after having to screw anything that walks for clicks.

must suck to be inferior.

Joe Citizen 07-16-2006 02:39 AM

Lets go to Amsterdam and smoke some weed. :pimp

ChandieGirl 07-16-2006 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
haha

look at the slut with the dripping herpes infested snatch. how you been hobag? get all the cum out of your hair and ass from the show?

i bet your knees are tired. sore jaw?

I bet you cant wait to get home and take a long shower after having to screw anything that walks for clicks.

must suck to be inferior.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Once again, SO original. Wait....let me pull out my dictionary to keep up with your big words. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

beemk 07-16-2006 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
lets be honest slim shady.

you arent like a great catch or anything. you are a pale white flabby pornographer. im quite sure you have paid in more ways than 1 for pussy.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=573486

nuff said.

ChandieGirl 07-16-2006 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
haha

look at the slut with the dripping herpes infested snatch. how you been hobag? get all the cum out of your hair and ass from the show?

i bet your knees are tired. sore jaw?

I bet you cant wait to get home and take a long shower after having to screw anything that walks for clicks.

must suck to be inferior.


And isn't it a bit late for you?

Oh what? Your "girlfriend" isn't waiting for that 2 inch penis of yours? Or are you just busy making a few extra bucks stroking your cock on cam? Just wondering.

Who Me 07-16-2006 02:53 AM

i love your smile

Sarah_Jayne 07-16-2006 03:01 AM

Who are these women that don't have their own credit cards?

ChandieGirl 07-16-2006 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Who are these women that don't have their own credit cards?


P1mpdoggs prey LOL

Kimo 07-16-2006 03:18 AM

i tried every last one of these tonight and non worked. all you gotta say is "you are SO much cooler then your older sister" hahahaha

Damian_Maxcash 07-16-2006 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
.........

look at the slut with the dripping herpes infested snatch. how you been hobag? get all the cum out of your hair and ass from the show?

......


I didnt think it was possible - but I think I just got a bit more gay. :Oh crap

ChandieGirl 07-16-2006 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
I didnt think it was possible - but I think I just got a bit more gay. :Oh crap


Nakedsword Holly says you are nice and she is my best friend, so I am going to zip my lip. As a gay man, I will suppose that this post was an accident?

Damian_Maxcash 07-16-2006 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chandiegirl
Nakedsword Holly says you are nice and she is my best friend, so I am going to zip my lip. As a gay man, I will suppose that this post was an accident?

Sorry Chandie - it was one of those jokes where you had to be there. It wasnt anti gay or anything like that.

mikovargas 07-16-2006 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost
"Here's some money .... go shopping"

:thumbsup

Magix 07-16-2006 04:10 AM

here's my visa! and she goe's crazy fantastic bumbastic :)

ChandieGirl 07-16-2006 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
Sorry Chandie - it was one of those jokes where you had to be there. It wasnt anti gay or anything like that.


I actually didn't catch "gay" in it. I just got wimpy Trey's usual elementary humor. I'm surprised it humored you. Any joke about a herpes ridden female is *yawn* older than his "gay men with aids" jokes.

I do, however, have a knock-knock joke or two, if you'd like. :winkwink:

BigasMoe 07-16-2006 04:18 AM

Hmmmm, how about " Girl when i get you home I'm gonna beat that pussy like it owes me money " ?

SleazyDream 07-16-2006 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chandiegirl
Scott, I am sure that this was started in good spirit but....you are trolling in a cesspool. There may be a few who actually catch the spirit of your thread, but the rest of Trey's playmates and minions on his level will come in and destroy the spirit of this thread. For the rest of you, I applaud the effort.

it's like farming. To get a grain of seed you have to grow a whole plant - you throw away 99% and keep the 1%

detoxed 07-16-2006 12:00 PM

I'm not a good bullshitter

SleazyDream 07-16-2006 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detoxed
I'm not a good bullshitter

i don't bullshit though - that's why it works. If you think something good about someone - say it. the more you do the better you get at it and people know when a complement is real

testpie 07-16-2006 12:27 PM

"I promise i won't rape you"

NoCarrier 07-16-2006 12:33 PM

"Hi! My name is Sleazydream, Sorry, I have to go".

Young 07-16-2006 12:35 PM

"you've lost weight" followed immediately by "you look really good" probaly will work. It eliminates any misinterpretation of the initial statement. I agree with the rest of them.

NoCarrier 07-16-2006 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
talk about a girls weight? are you fucking serious....thats just asking for headaches.

Didn't you know? Sleazy is really the relationship expert. :1orglaugh


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