How many days in Vegas are too many? - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 07-18-2006, 03:20 AM

Just got back from the XBiz Vegas show. The maximum amount of time anyone should attempt to withstand in Sin City - (spiritually, mentally, or financially) ? is 3 days, after which ? you are only causing unneeded damage to your liver, brain, and wallet.

So what really goes on at these conventions? It?s a good forum to make new contacts and hammer out business deals. While in Lost Wages, I formed a new company: Bitch Management Solutions, where our motto is:

?WE SLAP BITCHES SO YOU DON?T HAVE TO?

During a series of high level business meetings, it was decided I would be CEO Chief Slap-a-Hoe, while my partners would head up the dirty arm of Bitch Management Solutions: The Ugly Webcam Girl Consulting Firm.

Ok, none of that is really true?it?s what you call fodder for a blog. The truth is a lot worse. Look for the gory details soon.

GrouchyAdmin · 07-18-2006, 03:22 AM

Ok, you used this whole thing as an elaborate ruse, because "Chief Slap-a-Ho" is actually funny, right? :0

I found one of my ancient business cards when digging through old records not long ago - Why I opted for "King and Tyrant.."

xxxjay · 07-18-2006, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toonpornblog

Ok, you used this whole thing as an elaborate ruse, because "Chief Slap-a-Ho" is actually funny, right? :0

I found one of my ancient business cards when digging through old records not long ago - Why I opted for "King and Tyrant.."

Scott McD · 07-18-2006, 03:42 AM

I stayed for 10 days a couple of years ago, and was fine.

And yes i have a gambling problem...

themanager · 07-18-2006, 03:50 AM

For me I'd like to stay 15 days and enjoy the casino.

munki · 07-18-2006, 04:09 AM

I'm usually only in Vegas for conventions... not a big fan of gambling... and I miss the beach to much.

Def. enjoy it while I'm there though, always good memories...ish...

fantabulous · 07-18-2006, 04:14 AM

till your pockets are full of

munki · 07-18-2006, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fantabulous

till your pockets are full of

Or

is all your pockets have left.

seeric · 07-18-2006, 06:32 AM

dude.

3-4 days from now on. no longer.

6-7 like we pulled it this time is tooooooooo much.

my bank account divorced me, my liver is pissed off and in counseling.

Tdog · 07-18-2006, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

?WE SLAP BITCHES SO YOU DON?T HAVE TO?

yes, but only in vegas can your creative mind come up with stuff like that.

american pervert · 07-18-2006, 07:28 AM

i was once in vegas for 11 days, that was tough.. i think this next jan. will be about the same

E$_manager · 07-18-2006, 08:07 AM

a little bit less than a week if you have no special plans.

knightdown · 07-18-2006, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

dude.

my bank account divorced me, my liver is pissed off and in counseling.

Elle Sommers · 07-18-2006, 08:28 AM

Flying to Vegas from the east coast is a waste if you're only going to stay for a couple days... I stayed 5 this time, and loved every minute of it!

OMG Jim · 07-18-2006, 08:55 AM

After day three it's time to hit the road!

It's a long drive to the next show in Miami. Hope to meet you there Jay

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s9ann0 · 07-18-2006, 09:13 AM

I hate that place I would rather not go at all

aimeesweet · 07-18-2006, 09:44 AM

3 nights is the maximum for me...

Methodcash Rick · 07-18-2006, 10:03 AM

I live here, and it gets REAL OLD, REAL FAST..

Like they say, it's a nice place to visit, ya just don't want to live here..

Syl · 07-18-2006, 10:06 AM

I went a few years ago for vacation and had a week trip planned. We ended up coming back early on the 5th day. It just got boring, plus I don't really gamble.

Mohawk Steve · 07-18-2006, 10:48 AM

After those 4 hardcore nights I was done.

E$_manager · 07-18-2006, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

After day three it's time to hit the road!

It's a long drive to the next show in Miami. Hope to meet you there Jay

_

love that movie!!!! the best.

L-Pink · 07-18-2006, 11:07 AM

I need more information before rendering an opinion;

* How much are you up or down?

* Are you obviously being followed by hotel security?

* Do the hotel maids neatly coil the tie-downs when changing your sheets?

* Are you on a first name basis with escort services?

* When was the last time you remember eating?

Ross · 07-18-2006, 11:08 AM

Since anytime I go to Vegas it takes me over 14 hours to get there its not really somewhere I wanna go for 3 days. I think 7 days is the maximum amount of time anyone should be in Vegas for.

Anymore and you'll be:

1. Bankrupt
2. An alcoholic
3. A gambler
4. All of the above

Viva las vegas.

xNetworx · 07-18-2006, 11:29 AM

2 nights is all I can really handle. ... 3 nights if I can get 8 hours of sleep in there somewhere.

J$tyle$ · 07-18-2006, 11:34 AM

3 days is definitely the ideal if you do Vegas right!!

I've been saying that forever

bangman · 07-18-2006, 11:38 AM

Vegas is the only place I have been to where 4AM looks the same as 8PM.

xxxjay · 07-18-2006, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

Flying to Vegas from the east coast is a waste if you're only going to stay for a couple days... I stayed 5 this time, and loved every minute of it!

That is because you are young and not so jaded yet. Give it a few years. It was nice meeting you there though.

12clicks · 07-18-2006, 01:31 PM

3 nights is perfect.
how many days is that?

ronaldo · 07-18-2006, 01:34 PM

For an industry show, yeah 4-5 days is PLENTY.

Other than that, it totally depends on what you do while you're there. There's enough to see and do that you don't have to drink and gamble the entire time.

The wife and I are booked in for 10 days around Internext in January with a couple of other couples and we're gonna hang around for a week or so afterwards. No doubt we'll be tired when we get home, but we won't be broke and our livers will be intact...for the most part.

potter · 07-18-2006, 01:40 PM

I was there for TEN last jan. Ten straight days of waking up at 2-4pm showering, walking to the sweet we had setup and begin drinking. Hanging out and drinking, grabbing a bite to eat, and a little gambling till the party/event started for that night. Going to that event getting beyond wasted and having a blast, then coming back and drinking/gambling more untill about 12-2pm.

Averaged four hours of sleep, and it was constant drinking. All I can say after that is ten days in Vegas is way too much. Though, I'm sure I'll do it again this coming jan ;)

Doctor Dre · 07-18-2006, 01:44 PM

Since I don't gamble, fuck whores or take drugs, I can prolly stay there as long as I want ;)

punker barbie · 07-18-2006, 01:58 PM

i think when i start to pick other peoples nose its time to go home. with that being said no more than 3 days.

madawgz · 07-18-2006, 02:03 PM

the longer you stay the more you lose

~gambling temptations~

xxxjay · 07-18-2006, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Since I don't gamble, fuck whores or take drugs, I can prolly stay there as long as I want ;)

I couldn't have said it better myself.

anne · 07-18-2006, 03:23 PM

Yea more after three nights of party and no sleep you are glad to be back home in your own bed.

Elle Sommers · 07-18-2006, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

That is because you are young and not so jaded yet. Give it a few years. It was nice meeting you there though.

Its a good thing you're a pedo then!

Nice meeting you too.

axelcat · 07-18-2006, 04:09 PM

more than 2 days gets dangerous in vegas

GTS Mark · 07-18-2006, 04:20 PM

3 days = Perfect

DH

RyuLion · 07-18-2006, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

dude.

3-4 days from now on. no longer.

6-7 like we pulled it this time is tooooooooo much.

my bank account divorced me, my liver is pissed off and in counseling.

what you said.

wargames · 07-18-2006, 04:22 PM

2-3 days max on the forth day you start losing your mind and bank account

Ycaza · 07-18-2006, 05:06 PM

due to bad service and fuck ups by other people i was there 6 days and it was way too fuckin much and i don't even drink.

xxxjay · 07-18-2006, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ycaza

due to bad service and fuck ups by other people i was there 6 days and it was way too fuckin much and i don't even drink.

I made it to 5.5 days...never again...I will take my punishment in small doses from now on.

CuriousToyBoy · 07-18-2006, 07:53 PM

8 days.

3 hotels.

1 night sleep

3 all night suite parties

3 poolside cabanas AFTER the show

9800 drinks

278 hands of blackjack

Multiple 8 balls and party favors

6 different nightclubs

2 stripclubs (went easy there for a change)

THE TWO THINGS I LOVE ABOUT VEGAS... GETTING THERE AND GETTING THE FUCK OUT.

2c

MaddCaz · 07-18-2006, 07:54 PM

more than three

Spunky · 07-18-2006, 08:04 PM

4-5 days is enough for sure

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-18-2006, 08:10 PM

I think after day 1 Raja should have drug me home, kicking and screaming, by the hair. Gotta take the good with the bad right? I still owe you big and am really, really, really sorry for being such a psycho.

minusonebit · 07-18-2006, 08:13 PM

Vegas is OK for a visit every few years. But its not some place I want to go every three months.

Slick · 07-18-2006, 09:18 PM

I spent 5 nights down there back in March and had a blast, I wish that I could've stayed longer. It was my first time down there though.

I guess that it all depends on what ya do down there though. If you're gonna see some shows, then more nights is better. We saw "O", Lance Burton, and Zoomanity. I think that next time, I'd like to catch more shows and also take a day to rent a car and head out to California for the day.

CuriousToyBoy · 07-18-2006, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

I guess that it all depends on what ya do down there though. If you're gonna see some shows, then more nights is better. We saw "O", Lance Burton, and Zoomanity.

They have shows like that in Vegas ??????

mfps · 07-18-2006, 09:21 PM

3 in the summertime.
5 in the wintertime.

View Poll Results: How many days in Vegas are too many?
1 day is too many...I hate Vegas.	6	6.32%
2 is perfect...then it's time to go!	9	9.47%
3 is perfect...glad to get there and glad to get out!	41	43.16%
4 or more is great...I'm a glutton for punishment. After 4 I gotta split tho.	20	21.05%
5 to 7 is great, but the it's splits. I have a gambling, whore, drinking, or drug problem.	15	15.79%
I have a deathwish...I live in Vegas.	4	4.21%
Voters: 95. You may not vote on this poll

07-18-2006, 03:20 AM	#1
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	How many days in Vegas are too many? Just got back from the XBiz Vegas show. The maximum amount of time anyone should attempt to withstand in Sin City - (spiritually, mentally, or financially) ? is 3 days, after which ? you are only causing unneeded damage to your liver, brain, and wallet. So what really goes on at these conventions? It?s a good forum to make new contacts and hammer out business deals. While in Lost Wages, I formed a new company: Bitch Management Solutions, where our motto is: ?WE SLAP BITCHES SO YOU DON?T HAVE TO? During a series of high level business meetings, it was decided I would be CEO Chief Slap-a-Hoe, while my partners would head up the dirty arm of Bitch Management Solutions: The Ugly Webcam Girl Consulting Firm. Ok, none of that is really true?it?s what you call fodder for a blog. The truth is a lot worse. Look for the gory details soon. __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

07-18-2006, 03:22 AM	#2
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Ok, you used this whole thing as an elaborate ruse, because "Chief Slap-a-Ho" is actually funny, right? :0 I found one of my ancient business cards when digging through old records not long ago - Why I opted for "King and Tyrant.." __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

07-18-2006, 03:42 AM	#4
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07-18-2006, 04:09 AM	#6
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	I'm usually only in Vegas for conventions... not a big fan of gambling... and I miss the beach to much. Def. enjoy it while I'm there though, always good memories...ish... __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

07-18-2006, 03:50 AM	#5
themanager Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: usa Posts: 508	For me I'd like to stay 15 days and enjoy the casino.

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	dude. 3-4 days from now on. no longer. 6-7 like we pulled it this time is tooooooooo much. my bank account divorced me, my liver is pissed off and in counseling.

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07-18-2006, 09:13 AM	#16
s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	I hate that place I would rather not go at all

07-18-2006, 09:44 AM	#17
aimeesweet Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,917	3 nights is the maximum for me...

07-18-2006, 10:03 AM	#18
Methodcash Rick Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,720	I live here, and it gets REAL OLD, REAL FAST.. Like they say, it's a nice place to visit, ya just don't want to live here..

07-18-2006, 10:06 AM	#19
Syl Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 1,953	I went a few years ago for vacation and had a week trip planned. We ended up coming back early on the 5th day. It just got boring, plus I don't really gamble. __________________ Syl ICQ 304 908 973 [email protected]

07-18-2006, 10:48 AM	#20
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07-18-2006, 11:07 AM	#22
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	I need more information before rendering an opinion; * How much are you up or down? * Are you obviously being followed by hotel security? * Do the hotel maids neatly coil the tie-downs when changing your sheets? * Are you on a first name basis with escort services? * When was the last time you remember eating?

07-18-2006, 11:08 AM	#23
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Since anytime I go to Vegas it takes me over 14 hours to get there its not really somewhere I wanna go for 3 days. I think 7 days is the maximum amount of time anyone should be in Vegas for. Anymore and you'll be: 1. Bankrupt 2. An alcoholic 3. A gambler 4. All of the above Viva las vegas.

07-18-2006, 11:29 AM	#24
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	2 nights is all I can really handle. ... 3 nights if I can get 8 hours of sleep in there somewhere.

07-18-2006, 11:34 AM	#25
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	3 days is definitely the ideal if you do Vegas right!! I've been saying that forever

07-18-2006, 11:38 AM	#26
bangman Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PA, USA Posts: 5,283	Vegas is the only place I have been to where 4AM looks the same as 8PM. __________________ - David Hall ICQ: 312744199

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12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	3 nights is perfect. how many days is that? __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	For an industry show, yeah 4-5 days is PLENTY. Other than that, it totally depends on what you do while you're there. There's enough to see and do that you don't have to drink and gamble the entire time. The wife and I are booked in for 10 days around Internext in January with a couple of other couples and we're gonna hang around for a week or so afterwards. No doubt we'll be tired when we get home, but we won't be broke and our livers will be intact...for the most part.

07-18-2006, 01:40 PM	#30
potter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Denver Posts: 6,559	I was there for TEN last jan. Ten straight days of waking up at 2-4pm showering, walking to the sweet we had setup and begin drinking. Hanging out and drinking, grabbing a bite to eat, and a little gambling till the party/event started for that night. Going to that event getting beyond wasted and having a blast, then coming back and drinking/gambling more untill about 12-2pm. Averaged four hours of sleep, and it was constant drinking. All I can say after that is ten days in Vegas is way too much. Though, I'm sure I'll do it again this coming jan ;) __________________

07-18-2006, 01:58 PM	#32
punker barbie Meow Meow!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 10,226	i think when i start to pick other peoples nose its time to go home. with that being said no more than 3 days. __________________ Chaturbate Affiliate Support: [email protected]

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madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	the longer you stay the more you lose ~gambling temptations~ __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

07-18-2006, 03:23 PM	#35
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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	more than 2 days gets dangerous in vegas

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	3 days = Perfect DH

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Ycaza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the 805 Posts: 4,290	due to bad service and fuck ups by other people i was there 6 days and it was way too fuckin much and i don't even drink. __________________ Caz Thrush Head Honcho [email protected] http://thrushtech.com ICQ: 304883574 do people still icq?

07-18-2006, 07:53 PM	#43
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07-18-2006, 08:04 PM	#45
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