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Old 07-18-2006, 03:20 AM  
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How many days in Vegas are too many?

Just got back from the XBiz Vegas show. The maximum amount of time anyone should attempt to withstand in Sin City - (spiritually, mentally, or financially) ? is 3 days, after which ? you are only causing unneeded damage to your liver, brain, and wallet.

So what really goes on at these conventions? It?s a good forum to make new contacts and hammer out business deals. While in Lost Wages, I formed a new company: Bitch Management Solutions, where our motto is:

?WE SLAP BITCHES SO YOU DON?T HAVE TO?

During a series of high level business meetings, it was decided I would be CEO Chief Slap-a-Hoe, while my partners would head up the dirty arm of Bitch Management Solutions: The Ugly Webcam Girl Consulting Firm.

Ok, none of that is really true?it?s what you call fodder for a blog. The truth is a lot worse. Look for the gory details soon.
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