How OLD is Rochard? - GoFuckYourself.com

S P A N N O W · 07-17-2006, 09:45 PM

Anyone know for sure? I dunno if they kept records back then but nobody seems to know or be able to look back that far...

$5 submissions · 07-17-2006, 09:46 PM

I think he and I are close to the same age (late 30's).

tony286 · 07-17-2006, 09:46 PM

I would say mid forties

PhillipB · 07-17-2006, 09:46 PM

I don't know, ask these guys...

CaptainHowdy · 07-17-2006, 09:46 PM

Sig spot...

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S P A N N O W · 07-17-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by APN Philip

I don't know, ask these guys...

S P A N N O W · 07-17-2006, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

I would say mid forties

Mid forties huh....

Gabriel · 07-17-2006, 09:49 PM

Older than dirt?

xclusive · 07-17-2006, 09:49 PM

Here is a picture of his birth certificate, Sadly it's a dead language and nobody can read it, Carbon dating puts it at 3k years though

martinsc · 07-17-2006, 09:49 PM

scottybuzz · 07-17-2006, 09:49 PM

early 40's late 30's

S P A N N O W · 07-17-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

Here is a picture of his birth certificate, Sadly it's a dead language and nobody can read it, Carbon dating puts it at 3k years though

Finally a breakthough, sort of....

Niko Bimini · 07-17-2006, 09:52 PM

Would anyone be surprised to find out he is within 30 days of me in age???

Now figure out how old I am!!! LOL

High Plains Drifter · 07-17-2006, 09:55 PM

I think some of these young bucks need to have a little more respect for their elders.

reynold · 07-17-2006, 10:00 PM

Does that really matter for a man who has always been so young at heart?

SomeCreep · 07-17-2006, 10:03 PM

nineteen

xNetworx · 07-17-2006, 10:09 PM

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-17-2006, 10:22 PM

15...............

PhillipB · 07-17-2006, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by LOL :D

15...............

...maybe in dog years

JFK · 07-17-2006, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

Here is a picture of his birth certificate, Sadly it's a dead language and nobody can read it, Carbon dating puts it at 3k years though

is that where the ROCK, in Rochard came from ??raucho

Shocking · 07-17-2006, 10:30 PM

he's not that old... lol

Rochard · 07-17-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

I think some of these young bucks need to have a little more respect for their elders.

Hit me up on ICQ and I'll set you up with some GFY gear.

xclusive · 07-17-2006, 11:45 PM

http://www.skinnytwink.com/images/glozel3.jpg

hmmm on skinnytwink.com could this be his 2257 info? The plot thickens

Rochard · 07-17-2006, 11:52 PM

How old is Rochard?

There is a saying in the industry that you are "as old as the woman your screwing".

I am thirty-seven years old, but I am forever young and always shall be. And my dear Spannow.... While I might be older than you physically, I'll always be younger than you mentally. Until the day I die.

Here's why:

Now, with the above said.... here's my message to you......

stickyfingerz · 07-18-2006, 12:14 AM

I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows how old he is anymore. Scholars maintain that his age was lost hundreds of years ago.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named him rochard, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Btw You are only 4 years older than me Rochard. I did not know that.

Mpegmaster · 07-18-2006, 12:16 AM

LOLLLLLL haaaa great Answer rochard haaa haaaa

High Plains Drifter · 07-18-2006, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Hit me up on ICQ and I'll set you up with some GFY gear.

haha thanks for the offer, but I've got plenty gfy shwag.

nice reply

SlamDesigns · 07-18-2006, 12:38 AM

You're only 6 years older than me...and you have accomplised so much in your life. I feel like such a fucking loser now.

BTW...who's the chick laying on the hood of the car in that one pic? lol

CaptainWolfy · 07-18-2006, 01:01 AM

30s.....

fuzebox · 07-18-2006, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SlamDesigns

BTW...who's the chick laying on the hood of the car in that one pic? lol

Looks like Raimi to me... my favorite Lightspeed girl!

J-Reel · 07-18-2006, 01:45 AM

RocHard Own3z!!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-18-2006, 01:47 AM

Legend has it that Rochard's dad was so disturbed by the fruit discharged from his wife's loins that he banged his head against these rocks:

After several minutes of this, he paused and said, "UGH! Rock Hard!!!"

As it was with many of the ancient tribes, those first words became the baby's name, hence Rochard, but you can call him Ugh.

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madawgz · 07-18-2006, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

Here is a picture of his birth certificate, Sadly it's a dead language and nobody can read it, Carbon dating puts it at 3k years though

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 07-18-2006, 03:21 AM

This pic is very cool

mOrrI · 07-18-2006, 03:25 AM

Nice...
Good Spirit

Rochard · 07-18-2006, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SlamDesigns

You're only 6 years older than me...and you have accomplised so much in your life. I feel like such a fucking loser now.

BTW...who's the chick laying on the hood of the car in that one pic? lol

That would be Raimi from Lightspeed Cash. Here's a better picture:

Doctor Dre · 07-18-2006, 07:28 AM

Dosen't he throw a big bday party every year ? People should know ?

Honez · 07-18-2006, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

You are such a STALLION!

avalanche · 07-18-2006, 09:07 AM

The mach 1s nice, but cobras are better

avalanche · 07-18-2006, 09:12 AM

Regarding his age I don't know, but I hear he gets fake id's every year to say 24 so he doesn't feel bad......isn't there a quote from Dazed and Confused....

"I love freshman, because the older I get they all stay the same age!"

SlamDesigns · 07-18-2006, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

That would be Raimi from Lightspeed Cash. Here's a better picture:

I can't believe I didn't recognize her. She's one of my favorite Lightspeed girls too.

SBJ · 07-19-2006, 12:04 AM

HAHA Now that was a fun b-day party last year!! Lacey was just over to the house last week and she still says she hates pudding now

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S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,941	How OLD is Rochard? Anyone know for sure? I dunno if they kept records back then but nobody seems to know or be able to look back that far... __________________ Ambush Last edited by S P A N N O W; 07-17-2006 at 09:46 PM..

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