How OLD is Rochard?
 

Anyone know for sure? I dunno if they kept records back then but nobody seems to know or be able to look back that far...

http://www.space1999.net/~catacombs/...c/sptfc063.jpg

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I think he and I are close to the same age (late 30's).

I would say mid forties

I don't know, ask these guys...

http://powerfulwebsites.com/uploaded...p.logo.thb.jpg

Sig spot... :)!

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Mid forties huh....

Older than dirt?

Here is a picture of his birth certificate, Sadly it's a dead language and nobody can read it, Carbon dating puts it at 3k years though:)

http://www.skinnytwink.com/images/glozel3.jpg

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early 40's late 30's

Finally a breakthough, sort of....

Would anyone be surprised to find out he is within 30 days of me in age???


Now figure out how old I am!!! LOL

I think some of these young bucks need to have a little more respect for their elders.

Does that really matter for a man who has always been so young at heart? :winkwink:

nineteen

30s :):warning

15...............

...maybe in dog years

is that where the ROCK, in Rochard came from ??raucho

he's not that old... lol

Hit me up on ICQ and I'll set you up with some GFY gear.

http://www.skinnytwink.com/images/glozel3.jpg

hmmm on skinnytwink.com could this be his 2257 info? The plot thickens:)

How old is Rochard?

There is a saying in the industry that you are "as old as the woman your screwing".

I am thirty-seven years old, but I am forever young and always shall be. And my dear Spannow.... While I might be older than you physically, I'll always be younger than you mentally. Until the day I die.

Here's why:

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/honda002.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/jager.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/jetski1.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/mach01.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/mistyvisit2.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/newyear1.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/p1.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/playboy.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/thekiss2.jpg

Now, with the above said.... here's my message to you......












http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/women.jpg

I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows how old he is anymore. Scholars maintain that his age was lost hundreds of years ago.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named him rochard, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.


Btw You are only 4 years older than me Rochard. I did not know that.

LOLLLLLL haaaa great Answer rochard haaa haaaa:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

haha thanks for the offer, but I've got plenty gfy shwag.

nice reply :thumbsup

You're only 6 years older than me...and you have accomplised so much in your life. I feel like such a fucking loser now.

BTW...who's the chick laying on the hood of the car in that one pic? lol

30s.....

Looks like Raimi to me... my favorite Lightspeed girl!

RocHard Own3z!!! :thumbsup

Legend has it that Rochard's dad was so disturbed by the fruit discharged from his wife's loins that he banged his head against these rocks:

http://caboverde.altervista.org/images/stoneage.jpg

After several minutes of this, he paused and said, "UGH! Rock Hard!!!"

As it was with many of the ancient tribes, those first words became the baby's name, hence Rochard, but you can call him Ugh.

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This pic is very cool

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/playboy.jpg

Nice...
Good Spirit :)

That would be Raimi from Lightspeed Cash. Here's a better picture:

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/mach02.jpg

Dosen't he throw a big bday party every year ? People should know ?

You are such a STALLION! :pimp

The mach 1s nice, but cobras are better

Regarding his age I don't know, but I hear he gets fake id's every year to say 24 so he doesn't feel bad......isn't there a quote from Dazed and Confused....

"I love freshman, because the older I get they all stay the same age!"

I can't believe I didn't recognize her. She's one of my favorite Lightspeed girls too.

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/jager.jpg

HAHA Now that was a fun b-day party last year!! Lacey was just over to the house last week and she still says she hates pudding now :1orglaugh