My New Nissan Maxima Was Rear Ended By An Illegal Immigrant - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 07-17-2006, 05:43 PM

GOD DAMN SOMSBITCH!

I was in traffic on the downside of a small hill, listening to Cher cuz I'm gay like that, when BUMP. I look back there's some piece of shit old crap rusted bucket of a car having tailpipe sex with my Maxima!

All he spoke was Mexican Accent Crap but apparently his breaks are bad. Move the car forward a little and his rolls right back into mine I'm like PUT YOUR PARKING BREAK ON.

He starts rambling more Mexican Accent Crap.

Fuk! That's dramas!

crockett · 07-17-2006, 05:45 PM

I thought you liked getting rear ended

BoyAlley · 07-17-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I thought you liked getting rear ended

Not by illegal immigrants....

Degenerate · 07-17-2006, 05:46 PM

No insurance I assume.....

marketsmart · 07-17-2006, 05:47 PM

for once you got slammed in the ass and didnt enjoy it...

oh, the irony....

BoyAlley · 07-17-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Degenerate

No insurance I assume.....

No driver's license, no insurance, and by the looks of his car no job either...

BoyAlley · 07-17-2006, 05:48 PM

Nikki_Licks · 07-17-2006, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Degenerate

No insurance I assume.....

I was just going to say that. Crazy how we have to have insurance but these fucking dirtbags get the red carpet....oh don't get me started...

Mr. Romance · 07-17-2006, 05:49 PM

That sucks...you just got the ride..saw your 1st post..

Mr. Romance

Donny · 07-17-2006, 05:49 PM

30 minutes ago we were hit in the back bumper while at a stoplight. Fortunately it did no damage.

BoyAlley · 07-17-2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Romance

That sucks...you just got the ride..saw your 1st post..

Yeah I've only had it a few days. Isn't that some shit?

marketsmart · 07-17-2006, 05:53 PM

it must have been a hoot when the cop asked you for your license and you had to go fetch it from your purse....

LiveDose · 07-17-2006, 05:54 PM

I'm sure you guys can 'work something out'...

xclusive · 07-17-2006, 05:55 PM

damn that sucks

Wiggles · 07-17-2006, 05:56 PM

fuck that sucks man, i got rear ended 2 weeks ago, luckily the girls mom is paying cash

Doctor Dre · 07-17-2006, 05:56 PM

The guys stayed there and didn't run ? Getting deported over a car accident is stupid.

AmateurFlix · 07-17-2006, 05:58 PM

well that sucks

minusonebit · 07-17-2006, 06:28 PM

REPORT THAT FUCKING SPIC TO INS FOR DEPORTATION!

Scroto · 07-17-2006, 06:33 PM

bummer, today must be assholes who run into your car day..it happened to me today too lol

some fuck hit it while i was in the store and left a nice big mark on the rear bumper, no note..nadddddddda

cant say as if it was an illegal though..dunno

minusonebit · 07-17-2006, 07:21 PM

Bump for examples of what spics are good for...

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-17-2006, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

GOD DAMN SOMSBITCH!

I was in traffic on the downside of a small hill, listening to Cher cuz I'm gay like that, when BUMP. I look back there's some piece of shit old crap rusted bucket of a car having tailpipe sex with my Maxima!

All he spoke was Mexican Accent Crap but apparently his breaks are bad. Move the car forward a little and his rolls right back into mine I'm like PUT YOUR PARKING BREAK ON.

He starts rambling more Mexican Accent Crap.

Fuk! That's dramas!

that wasn't spanish. I'm really sorry, I'll tell Raja to pay for it.

It does suck though, sorry.

Tdog · 07-17-2006, 07:24 PM

Why didnt you ask for a blow job to work off that dent in your car?

bringer · 07-17-2006, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

it must have been a hoot when the cop asked you for your license and you had to go fetch it from your purse....

BusterBunny · 07-17-2006, 07:34 PM

shoulda got the altima

studiocritic · 07-17-2006, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

it must have been a hoot when the cop asked you for your license and you had to go fetch it from your purse....

boyalley how did you solve this anyway? did he give you contact info?

minusonebit · 07-17-2006, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

boyalley how did you solve this anyway? did he give you contact info?

What good would that have done him? This spic has no insurance, is here illegally, has no job and prolly no money. My dad got hit by a truck full of these assholes and he had to pay everything himself, including the medical bills. Good thing you werent hurt.

BoyAlley, please, sue this fucking jackass in small claims court. Maybe with a judgement you can get him thrown in jail or deported.

UtahSaints · 07-17-2006, 07:50 PM

did you call INS ??? that would really piss me off

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 07-17-2006, 07:50 PM

This thread is useless without pics, we need pics.

minusonebit · 07-17-2006, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts

This thread is useless without pics, we need pics.

Good call.

Yes, pics of both your injured vechile and the (irr)responsible spic would be good.

studiocritic · 07-17-2006, 07:54 PM

i would have made him work it off.. i'd feel bad getting him deported.. even though he deserves it 110%

iwantchixx · 07-17-2006, 08:02 PM

you should be used to being "rear ended"

Alex · 07-17-2006, 08:05 PM

Sucks it happened to you, but the same think happened to me and it favored me.

I was going down the PCH here in the west coast and was looking at the ocean. The car in front of me stopped suddenly and i rear ended him.
My front bumper was a bit damaged and his whole rear end was smashed.

He chose not to take my insurance info or get the police involved because he was not legal and didnt want to have problems.

I told him that i understand and we should go our seperate ways.

DaddyHalbucks · 07-17-2006, 08:12 PM

Sorry to hear this.

I share your pain. My wife was rear ended by a young driver with bald tires last year. She was hurt, and her back still bothers her.

$hurik · 07-17-2006, 08:33 PM

Was he taking into custody? I thought if you dont have DL and insurance you can get handcuffed on the spot. Plus as far as I know cops have the right to check your immigration status from now on and if you reside illegal in the country they can pass you to ins custody and get you deported later on, but im not sure if the bill has passed.

BoyAlley · 07-17-2006, 08:37 PM

Police here have a fisherman's policy when it comes to illegal immigrants.

Catch and Release.

Mr. Blue · 07-17-2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

listening to Cher

Seriously though, can we really blame him for hitting you? It's been scientifically proven that Cher's voice causes temporary mental insanity...add to the fact that he's already under a lot of pressure being illegal and all...it was probably just too much for him to handle.

knightdown · 07-17-2006, 08:46 PM

. " I look back there's some piece of shit old crap rusted bucket of a car having tailpipe sex with my Maxima!"

No wonder my lawn wasn't cut today

Draychi · 07-17-2006, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I thought you liked getting rear ended

wow lol

Draychi · 07-17-2006, 08:54 PM

I live in Key West, FL (i'm straight).... fucking cubans all over the place - 90 miles from their home where they should stay

Shoehorn! · 07-17-2006, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

I thought you liked getting rear ended

Egomancer · 07-17-2006, 09:22 PM

Sorry for you...

Egomancer

L0rdJuni0r · 07-17-2006, 09:23 PM

that sucks bro...

minusonebit · 07-17-2006, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $hurik

Was he taking into custody? I thought if you dont have DL and insurance you can get handcuffed on the spot. Plus as far as I know cops have the right to check your immigration status from now on and if you reside illegal in the country they can pass you to ins custody and get you deported later on, but im not sure if the bill has passed.

Not yet it hasnt passed. Pussy ass Bush is too sissy to demand it and the good-for-nothing Democrats are crying thier little liberal hearts out about the rights of the sand n1ggers and towel heads and a handful of pussy conservatives wont do the right thing as they know it means backlash from the dumbed down American public that dosent know its thumb from its dick.

studiocritic · 07-17-2006, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

Not yet it hasnt passed. Pussy ass Bush is too sissy to demand it and the good-for-nothing Democrats are crying thier little liberal hearts out about the rights of the sand n1ggers and towel heads and a handful of pussy conservatives wont do the right thing as they know it means backlash from the dumbed down American public that dosent know its thumb from its dick.

racist, are we?

CaptainHowdy · 07-17-2006, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

I thought you liked getting rear ended

!!

SomeCreep · 07-17-2006, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

listening to Cher cuz I'm gay like that,

gecko · 07-17-2006, 10:02 PM

Damn.. didn't you just get the car?

media · 07-18-2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

it must have been a hoot when the cop asked you for your license and you had to go fetch it from your purse....

OMFG thats so funny!!!

blazi · 07-18-2006, 03:39 PM

man I'd be totally pissed

Manowar · 07-18-2006, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

REPORT THAT FUCKING SPIC TO INS FOR DEPORTATION!

07-17-2006, 05:43 PM	#1
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	My New Nissan Maxima Was Rear Ended By An Illegal Immigrant GOD DAMN SOMSBITCH! I was in traffic on the downside of a small hill, listening to Cher cuz I'm gay like that, when BUMP. I look back there's some piece of shit old crap rusted bucket of a car having tailpipe sex with my Maxima! All he spoke was Mexican Accent Crap but apparently his breaks are bad. Move the car forward a little and his rolls right back into mine I'm like PUT YOUR PARKING BREAK ON. He starts rambling more Mexican Accent Crap. Fuk! That's dramas!

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