My New Nissan Maxima Was Rear Ended By An Illegal Immigrant
GOD DAMN SOMSBITCH!
I was in traffic on the downside of a small hill, listening to Cher cuz I'm gay like that, when BUMP. I look back there's some piece of shit old crap rusted bucket of a car having tailpipe sex with my Maxima!
All he spoke was Mexican Accent Crap but apparently his breaks are bad. Move the car forward a little and his rolls right back into mine I'm like PUT YOUR PARKING BREAK ON.
He starts rambling more Mexican Accent Crap.
Fuk! That's dramas!
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