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SilentKnight · 07-05-2006, 06:57 AM

I love it when rich snobs think they rule the world - and then get their ass owned by having their car towed.

I had an illegally parked Jag coupe towed yesterday. Cost the douche a $10 parking ticket and a $200 towing fee.

Stallion · 07-05-2006, 06:58 AM

lmao, bet he is pissed trying to figure out where his car is. lmao

gangbangjoe · 07-05-2006, 06:58 AM

bow down to the rules

Doctor Dre · 07-05-2006, 07:00 AM

So basicly you're saying you're a fucking snitch ?

3M TA3 · 07-05-2006, 07:00 AM

costs the same amount to tow a pinto

but the question is....would the owner pick it up?

3M TA3 · 07-05-2006, 07:00 AM

costs the same amount to tow a pinto

but the question is....would the owner pick it up?

iguess · 07-05-2006, 07:03 AM

He was in handicapp parking

Basic_man · 07-05-2006, 07:03 AM

200$ towing? WTF !

SilentKnight · 07-05-2006, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

So basicly you're saying you're a fucking snitch ?

No, basically I'm saying I took a second job as a city bylaw enforcement officer recently.

gooddomains · 07-05-2006, 07:09 AM

snitches are everywhere

SilentKnight · 07-05-2006, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by gooddomains

snitches are everywhere

So are assholes who illegally park in handicap zones without a permit.

Dagwolf · 07-05-2006, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

So are assholes who illegally park in handicap zones without a permit.

A $10 fine for parking in a handicap zone? I think you're lying.

SilentKnight · 07-05-2006, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

A $10 fine for parking in a handicap zone? I think you're lying.

Really?

Then how about you substantiate that by informing everyone what the fine actually is in the municipality that my zone is in.

Be sure to include the time, date and circumstances of the infraction.

Doctor Dre · 07-05-2006, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

No, basically I'm saying I took a second job as a city bylaw enforcement officer recently.

O_o... I hope you die and rott in hell...

Ok now really but why the fuck would you do that ??? That's like ... the worse job ever.

Michael2017K · 07-05-2006, 07:44 AM

You're an asshole!

Michael2017K · 07-05-2006, 07:45 AM

Ever hear that song by Denis Leary?

Michael2017K · 07-05-2006, 07:45 AM

www.asshole.com

Michael2017K · 07-05-2006, 07:48 AM

You know what they call people who've got nothing better to do other than taking their time to report a car that is parked closer to the door?

A. Asshole
B. Asshole
C. Asshole
D. All of the above!

Michael2017K · 07-05-2006, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

No, basically I'm saying I took a second job as a city bylaw enforcement officer recently.

Is this a volunqueer job?

BoyAlley · 07-05-2006, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

So basicly you're saying you're a fucking snitch ?

Thomas N · 07-05-2006, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I love it when rich snobs think they rule the world - and then get their ass owned by having their car towed.

I had an illegally parked Jag coupe towed yesterday. Cost the douche a $10 parking ticket and a $200 towing fee.

I love it when riff-raff hates on the "rich". He's probably paid 100x in taxes what you will in your lifetime. In esence he's probably paid yours and your families way through life and you hate on him for it.

Hating the rich is the ultimate sign of ignorance.

Michael2017K · 07-05-2006, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SwordFish

I love it when riff-raff hates on the "rich". He's probably paid 100x in taxes what you will in your lifetime. In esence he's probably paid yours and your families way through life and you hate on him for it.

Hating the rich is the ultimate sign of ignorance.

Nah, I doubt it. Jags are nothing. I take up like 3 handicap spots with my MAYBACH 67. I just picked it up from the dealer last week.

Trax · 07-05-2006, 07:53 AM

poor hatin on the "rich"
gotto love it lol

Trax · 07-05-2006, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by cmikecs

Nah, I doubt it. Jags are nothing. I take up like 3 handicap spots with my MAYBACH 67. I just picked it up from the dealer last week.

post pics

SilentKnight · 07-05-2006, 07:55 AM

Assholes and fake nicks unite.

SilentKnight · 07-05-2006, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by SwordFish

I love it when riff-raff hates on the "rich". He's probably paid 100x in taxes what you will in your lifetime. In esence he's probably paid yours and your families way through life and you hate on him for it.

Hating the rich is the ultimate sign of ignorance.

I hate any cocksucker who justifies parking in a handicap spot without a disability or valid reason.

Thanks for illustrating what category YOU fit into.

"Rich" doesn't entitle you to break the law. As for your ASSumption of what his tax payments are in comparison to mine and how it equates to my family...that's just fucking laughable.

Thomas N · 07-05-2006, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I hate any cocksucker who justifies parking in a handicap spot without a disability or valid reason.

Thanks for illustrating what category YOU fit into.

"Rich" doesn't entitle you to break the law. As for your ASSumption of what his tax payments are in comparison to mine and how it equates to my family...that's just fucking laughable.

Nice attempt at spin, cocksmoker.

Your post was all about how you stuck it to some rich snob. Now that everyone called you on it, you want to spin it as you were doing your noble snitching deed to defend handicapped people. hahaha

Keep hating and being jealous of the rich. It shows your true colors, and they suit you well.

tranza · 07-05-2006, 08:09 AM

Damn, $10 for a parking fee is just too cheap!

Michael2017K · 07-05-2006, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Damn, $10 for a parking fee is just too cheap!

You can fuck like 100 times for that much in a third-world country!

georgeyw · 07-05-2006, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

No, basically I'm saying I took a second job as a city bylaw enforcement officer recently.

I always wondered why type of person would ever want to do that job.

Phoenix · 07-05-2006, 08:52 AM

JFK is going to be pissed...it was his!!!!

Vasago Reno · 07-05-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SwordFish

Nice attempt at spin, cocksmoker.

Your post was all about how you stuck it to some rich snob. Now that everyone called you on it, you want to spin it as you were doing your noble snitching deed to defend handicapped people. hahaha

Keep hating and being jealous of the rich. It shows your true colors, and they suit you well.

Just possibly if you had a disabled or handicapped friend or family member, you wouldn't think like a dickhead.

As for towing some jerk in a jag ... way to go SK

I loathe ignorant people who, rich or poor - think they own the planet, including many of the pissant posters in this thread.

Sosa · 07-05-2006, 09:03 AM

way to be an asshole

Anthony · 07-05-2006, 09:04 AM

While the thread title sucked ass, and came off as reverse snobbery, I can relate to towing someone in an handicap zone.

My younger sister is handicap, and those parking spaces help her. I've heard of people who put cantrips under car tires, who park there illegaly because they are too lazy to find another parking spot.

Whether it was a Jag or a Hyundai, they got what they deserved.

minusonebit · 07-05-2006, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

So are assholes who illegally park in handicap zones without a permit.

Oh boy, you arent one of those, are you?

I hate when I stop a truck stop or something for fuel, pump and then pull up so the next person can start fueling and then find that the only two places to park are the two handicap spots that NO ONE USES. You bet your ass I park in them.

Liquid Houdini · 07-05-2006, 09:08 AM

I'm a disabled veteran.

And I'm reading the comments here from all the inconsiderate and thoughtless people I'd love to punch in the mouth who park in disabled parking zones.

You people suck.

BigasMoe · 07-05-2006, 09:12 AM

Guys like you have caused many people to go to jail for assualt on meter maids which is basically what you are!!!!!!!!!

Manowar · 07-05-2006, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by cmikecs

Nah, I doubt it. Jags are nothing. I take up like 3 handicap spots with my MAYBACH 67. I just picked it up from the dealer last week.

Lol, shoulda bout a Flying Spur/S-Class/Rolls

Anthony · 07-05-2006, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

Oh boy, you arent one of those, are you?

I hate when I stop a truck stop or something for fuel, pump and then pull up so the next person can start fueling and then find that the only two places to park are the two handicap spots that NO ONE USES. You bet your ass I park in them.

I hope one day you never have to worry about needing to park in a handicap parking spot as opposed to wanting too and doing so.

slapass · 07-05-2006, 09:16 AM

I would just have assumed the tag had fallen down or soemthing. Amazing thing to complain about. I do live in a state where they are never used so being full here is out of the question.

Vasago Reno · 07-05-2006, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BigasMoe

Guys like you have caused many people to go to jail for assualt on meter maids which is basically what you are!!!!!!!!!

Wow!

So its the meter maid's fault that someone parks illegally and then assaults them?!?!?!?!?!?

What parallel universe do you exist in?

JFK · 07-05-2006, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

JFK is going to be pissed...it was his!!!!

NOT, I dont park in handicapped zones, anywhere else yes

notabook · 07-05-2006, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Liquid Houdini

I'm a disabled veteran.

And I'm reading the comments here from all the inconsiderate and thoughtless people I'd love to punch in the mouth who park in disabled parking zones.

You people suck.

No, you are not a disabled veteran. But you are an alt

jimmy-3-way · 07-05-2006, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

So basicly you're saying you're a fucking snitch ?

Yep, a fucking snitch and bragging about it. What a dirtbag.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-05-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

So basicly you're saying you're a fucking snitch ?

_alien_ · 07-05-2006, 09:43 AM

hahah thats great :P

Burridge · 07-05-2006, 09:44 AM

I can't imagine what it would take for to call a tow truck on someone.

SilentKnight · 07-05-2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I hope one day you never have to worry about needing to park in a handicap parking spot as opposed to wanting too and doing so.

What is it they say - a society is judged by how the less fortunate are treated.

Someone accused me earlier of spinning this thread from 'rich bashing' to defense of the disabled.

Now tell me this - raise your hand if you've never said to someone (or yourself), "I can't stand the arrogant and impudent mentality of people who drive (insert car model here)." No? Chances are I'd label you a liar. Anyone who's occupied space on this planet for a length of time can't help but notice certain types of cars attract certain types of people. Not always, but enough that it becomes a noticeable trend.

First of all - owning a fucking Jag is hardly "rich". I have two vehicles in the driveway that add up to the cost of a Jaguar.

Yesterday, when I ticketed and called for a tow of this Jag...it was after watching the guy pull in to a handicap spot - get out of his vehicle, and walk (quite able-bodied) in to a travel agency. He was well-dressed in his finest golfing attire and had that incredibly pampered and coiffed look about him, right down to his $300 italian shoes.

He didn't give a second thought to where he left his car. He was 'entitled' to it, after all.

I did my job, along with taking some self-satisfaction in it.

Anyone who wouldn't do the same within the parameters of the job...is either an asshole, disillusioned or equally selfish and self-serving.

To all the haters - fuck you, too. You're either part of the problem...or the solution.

Spunky · 07-05-2006, 09:46 AM

Maybe he will think twice next time

fr0gman · 07-05-2006, 09:48 AM

What a tool....

...you are for letting your jelousy rule your actions.

You owe it to yourself to get some immediate couch time with a competent therapist.

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