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Phoenix · 07-13-2006, 09:23 AM

i mean i see at least three people a day claim to be the shit....we got at least 200 ex army rangers it seems...at least 200 people who have won golden glove boxing or some shit.

at least 500 who seem to be all around tough guys and they all seem to train with hoyce gracie or whatever wrestling name is top these days.

i mean what happened to the days of the slightly overweight webmaster?

how did we all get replaced by lethal weapons

or am i naive to believe them...lol

gangbangjoe · 07-13-2006, 09:24 AM

stfu or i will send my army of flying monkeys after you

fallenmuffin · 07-13-2006, 09:25 AM

I'm slightly overweight webmaster.. and if I tried to fight you .. I'd probably accidently knock myself out

Phoenix · 07-13-2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

stfu or i will send my army of flying monkeys after you

those monkeys in the wizard of oz were scary man..dont send them

Phoenix · 07-13-2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

I'm slightly overweight webmaster.. and if I tried to fight you .. I'd probably accidently knock myself out

id probably pull a back muscle trying to get out of the way..lol

gangbangjoe · 07-13-2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

those monkeys in the wizard of oz were scary man..dont send them

but i am talking about "mr. burns flying monkeys"

which suck in flying

DWB · 07-13-2006, 09:29 AM

I am in Thailand studying Muai Thai right now. I did some study with the Gracies in Rio for grappling but dislocated my shoulder so took a break from that.

I will fight anyone who posts in this thread.

lol

Just kidding. I'm a big pussy.

mr.hyde · 07-13-2006, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

those monkeys in the wizard of oz were scary man..dont send them

Thats actually pretty funny, if you talk to anyone that was a child when that movie was still new and cutting edge,they will still tell you that those monkeys are scary to them.

I wanna get one tattooed on me

Rinaldo · 07-13-2006, 09:31 AM

Interesting point.
I Know a handful of people in life, (not online) that have trained under chuck norris or Bruce lee or whomever. I find it fascinating that 200 post on gfy. I myself never trained under Hoyce. I should look into flying down to Brazil or risk getting my ass kicked at the next show.

Just kidding I'll beat your ass I trained under Rambo mother fuckers.

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blazi · 07-13-2006, 09:32 AM

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JD · 07-13-2006, 09:33 AM

i've got very limited "training" but I've been in lots of fights, strong as an ox and I cheat

street fighting rox

My motto is that you may win the fight but you're going to remember to not fuck with me again while you're getting the bite wounds stitched up

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fallenmuffin · 07-13-2006, 09:36 AM

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My motto is that you may win the fight but you're going to remember to not fuck with me again while you're getting the bite wounds stitched up

Is that still vaild for 2006? Because I'm pretty sure if I bit someone they'd come back later with a gun and shoot the guy that bit them in face.

Kimo · 07-13-2006, 09:37 AM

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JD · 07-13-2006, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Is that still vaild for 2006? Because I'm pretty sure if I bit someone they'd come back later with a gun and shoot the guy that bit them in face.

in 2k6 you can flip someone off and get shot in the face. what's your point?

gangbangjoe · 07-13-2006, 09:40 AM

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PaulB IYP · 07-13-2006, 09:41 AM

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Phoenix · 07-13-2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

i've got very limited "training" but I've been in lots of fights, strong as an ox and I cheat

street fighting rox

My motto is that you may win the fight but you're going to remember to not fuck with me again while you're getting the bite wounds stitched up

that true in any fight eh..you could be the so called winner...but end up losing an eye...sucks.

best to sav it for when it matters like family honour etc

Phoenix · 07-13-2006, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lukas1234

What is this?A talk about overweight webmasters?

i can offer you 75 cents a month for your sig...im kinda tight on cash

;)

Phoenix · 07-13-2006, 11:43 AM

bump for my favourite thread today

Anthony · 07-13-2006, 11:51 AM

IT IS ROYCE YOU STUPID FUCKERS, NOT HOYCE.

There are mats at the gym here at the Hard Rock. I'm not hard to find, I'm the really large asian with a white Nike shirt on.

wdsguy · 07-13-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

IT IS ROYCE YOU STUPID FUCKERS, NOT HOYCE.

There are mats at the gym here at the Hard Rock. I'm not hard to find, I'm the really large asian with a white Nike shirt on.

Yea Asians are easy to spot at the webmaster shows

Phoenix · 07-13-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

IT IS ROYCE YOU STUPID FUCKERS, NOT HOYCE.

There are mats at the gym here at the Hard Rock. I'm not hard to find, I'm the really large asian with a white Nike shirt on.

im not there..or id take you up on it...for some pointers

Manowar · 07-13-2006, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

stfu or i will send my army of flying monkeys after you

dig420 · 07-13-2006, 12:53 PM

couple BJJ guys here, but no ninjas that I'm aware of.

I train with the Gracies AND I'm a overweight webmaster. They're not mutually exclusive.

DirtyRider · 07-13-2006, 03:05 PM

Phoenix I know of some good schools in toronto if your interested in joining

I have been doing MT and bjj (no gi) for 7 years now. I only do it in the winter cuz I still pursue my other hobbies in the summer. Its a good way to get into shape. I actually wanted to start kick boxing, but then saw these people doing MT at a gym and just fell in love with it.

Most people that actually train are pretty cool and don't enjoy fighting outside of the gym, much like myself. From what I've seen, those people that act hardcore are either drunk, behind a computer or picked up a few moves and think they are bullet proof.... or carry a gun i guess

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Doctor Dre · 07-13-2006, 03:09 PM

Everybody that has done a little martial arts claim they can fight. When in reality, they've never been involved in a fight.

DirtyRider · 07-13-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Everybody that has done a little martial arts claim they can fight. When in reality, they've never been involved in a fight.

Not true. I have gotten in a fight when i was dead drunk, and it really helps. Lots of other guys are bouncers and have to deal with a lot of shit.

But yes, I know what your saying, some people can train at whatever, but anything can happen when its time to perform. I personally, rather have no fights then having drunk people start shit for no reason.

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EdgeXXX · 07-13-2006, 03:22 PM

Well, when I was a kid I really wanted to be a ninja but sadly it never happened; instead I enlisted in the Marine Corps and went Force Recon... close enough.

AmateurFlix · 07-13-2006, 03:33 PM

reynold · 07-13-2006, 07:11 PM

I' m not really into martial arts and other physical sports when I was a kid. I play basketball but not really focused on it as well.

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NoWhErE · 07-13-2006, 10:41 PM

Bah, I trained in a few martial arts for 8-10 years, then stopped, started up again.

Been in a few fights, won all of them. I'm also an ok sized guy... 6"1, 220 lbs... but I wouldn't puposely pick a fight. People are too dishonorable now. Chances are they are carrying a weapon or have 20 friends around just waiting to jump your bones.

Its a dog eat dog world out there, forget about honor or anything remotely resembling dignity

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czarina · 07-13-2006, 10:45 PM

I have a belt and countless degrees and I rather love than fight.

Ordo · 07-13-2006, 10:51 PM

Hopefully I dont come off as trying to be a big bad ass when discussing my training. I have a long way to go. I've been overweight for 6 years now which is why I got into fighting. I started at 330lbs and just weighed in at 290lbs last night.

I started my blog in hopes that other people who sucked down a 2 litre of pop a day for so many years and wanted to get back into shape might consider MMA as an outlet to help them.

Stop by and say hello! www.mmafighter.wordpress.com

EdgeXXX · 07-14-2006, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Bah, I trained in a few martial arts for 8-10 years, then stopped, started up again.

Been in a few fights, won all of them. I'm also an ok sized guy... 6"1, 220 lbs... but I wouldn't puposely pick a fight. People are too dishonorable now. Chances are they are carrying a weapon or have 20 friends around just waiting to jump your bones.

Its a dog eat dog world out there, forget about honor or anything remotely resembling dignity

Unfortunately, you are absolutely right.

EdgeXXX · 07-14-2006, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Ordo

Hopefully I dont come off as trying to be a big bad ass when discussing my training. I have a long way to go. I've been overweight for 6 years now which is why I got into fighting. I started at 330lbs and just weighed in at 290lbs last night.

I started my blog in hopes that other people who sucked down a 2 litre of pop a day for so many years and wanted to get back into shape might consider MMA as an outlet to help them.

Stop by and say hello! www.mmafighter.wordpress.com

Thanks for the link Ordo, I'll stop in and check it out.

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