How many ninjas and people who hold multiple boxing or muai thai championships here?
 

i mean i see at least three people a day claim to be the shit....we got at least 200 ex army rangers it seems...at least 200 people who have won golden glove boxing or some shit.

at least 500 who seem to be all around tough guys and they all seem to train with hoyce gracie or whatever wrestling name is top these days.


i mean what happened to the days of the slightly overweight webmaster?

how did we all get replaced by lethal weapons


or am i naive to believe them...lol


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stfu or i will send my army of flying monkeys after you





























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I'm slightly overweight webmaster.. and if I tried to fight you .. I'd probably accidently knock myself out

those monkeys in the wizard of oz were scary man..dont send them

id probably pull a back muscle trying to get out of the way..lol

but i am talking about "mr. burns flying monkeys"

which suck in flying :1orglaugh

I am in Thailand studying Muai Thai right now. I did some study with the Gracies in Rio for grappling but dislocated my shoulder so took a break from that.

I will fight anyone who posts in this thread.









































lol

Just kidding. I'm a big pussy.

Thats actually pretty funny, if you talk to anyone that was a child when that movie was still new and cutting edge,they will still tell you that those monkeys are scary to them.

I wanna get one tattooed on me

Interesting point.
I Know a handful of people in life, (not online) that have trained under chuck norris or Bruce lee or whomever. I find it fascinating that 200 post on gfy. I myself never trained under Hoyce. I should look into flying down to Brazil or risk getting my ass kicked at the next show.

Just kidding I'll beat your ass I trained under Rambo mother fuckers.

i am BobA Fett:thumbsup



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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Watch Out For The Monkeys!! They Are Everywhere


Lmao

i've got very limited "training" but I've been in lots of fights, strong as an ox and I cheat :winkwink: street fighting rox

My motto is that you may win the fight but you're going to remember to not fuck with me again while you're getting the bite wounds stitched up

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Yesterday I kicked the shit out of this 11 year old boy. You're next. :banana

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Is that still vaild for 2006? Because I'm pretty sure if I bit someone they'd come back later with a gun and shoot the guy that bit them in face.

i used to be a real life ninja, but i retired my ninja stars and blow guns and picked up a pimp hat and a laptop

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

in 2k6 you can flip someone off and get shot in the face. what's your point?

loool that christmas tree is frightening me

I'm the toughest muthafucka alive
my Uncle Andre whipped my ass into one bad mofo
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that true in any fight eh..you could be the so called winner...but end up losing an eye...sucks.

best to sav it for when it matters like family honour etc

i can offer you 75 cents a month for your sig...im kinda tight on cash

;)

bump for my favourite thread today

IT IS ROYCE YOU STUPID FUCKERS, NOT HOYCE.

There are mats at the gym here at the Hard Rock. I'm not hard to find, I'm the really large asian with a white Nike shirt on.

:)

Yea Asians are easy to spot at the webmaster shows :thumbsup

im not there..or id take you up on it...for some pointers

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couple BJJ guys here, but no ninjas that I'm aware of.

I train with the Gracies AND I'm a overweight webmaster. They're not mutually exclusive.

Phoenix I know of some good schools in toronto if your interested in joining :)

I have been doing MT and bjj (no gi) for 7 years now. I only do it in the winter cuz I still pursue my other hobbies in the summer. Its a good way to get into shape. I actually wanted to start kick boxing, but then saw these people doing MT at a gym and just fell in love with it.

Most people that actually train are pretty cool and don't enjoy fighting outside of the gym, much like myself. From what I've seen, those people that act hardcore are either drunk, behind a computer or picked up a few moves and think they are bullet proof.... or carry a gun i guess :)

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in my pants.

Everybody that has done a little martial arts claim they can fight. When in reality, they've never been involved in a fight.

Not true. I have gotten in a fight when i was dead drunk, and it really helps. Lots of other guys are bouncers and have to deal with a lot of shit.

But yes, I know what your saying, some people can train at whatever, but anything can happen when its time to perform. I personally, rather have no fights then having drunk people start shit for no reason.

i got my ass kicked once... DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I'LL SLAP YOU LIKE A GIRL!!

Well, when I was a kid I really wanted to be a ninja but sadly it never happened; instead I enlisted in the Marine Corps and went Force Recon... close enough.

:ak47::winkwink:

I' m not really into martial arts and other physical sports when I was a kid. I play basketball but not really focused on it as well.

you have seen my fight for romance at several shows...


Mr. Romance

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Bah, I trained in a few martial arts for 8-10 years, then stopped, started up again.

Been in a few fights, won all of them. I'm also an ok sized guy... 6"1, 220 lbs... but I wouldn't puposely pick a fight. People are too dishonorable now. Chances are they are carrying a weapon or have 20 friends around just waiting to jump your bones.

Its a dog eat dog world out there, forget about honor or anything remotely resembling dignity

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I have a belt and countless degrees and I rather love than fight.

Hopefully I dont come off as trying to be a big bad ass when discussing my training. I have a long way to go. I've been overweight for 6 years now which is why I got into fighting. I started at 330lbs and just weighed in at 290lbs last night.

I started my blog in hopes that other people who sucked down a 2 litre of pop a day for so many years and wanted to get back into shape might consider MMA as an outlet to help them.

Stop by and say hello! www.mmafighter.wordpress.com

:)

Unfortunately, you are absolutely right.

Thanks for the link Ordo, I'll stop in and check it out. :thumbsup