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|  07-13-2006, 10:22 PM | #1 | 
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				 |  I need a black midget. Watching Carlos Mencia right now.  They just did a skit where the Arab rapper dude was so rich, he had a real midget hanging on a chain around his neck. I need one of these for my my next Players Ball outfit. So...Anybody know any black midgets? Yeah, I'm serious.  | 
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|  07-13-2006, 10:24 PM | #2 | 
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				 | I bet all the rappers are gonna go out and buy out all the black midgets  
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|  07-13-2006, 10:25 PM | #3 | 
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				 | don't we all... 
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|  07-13-2006, 10:40 PM | #4 | |
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 The shitty part is....We used to have them all. Thanks, Lincoln.  | |
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|  07-13-2006, 10:40 PM | #5 | 
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				 | im seriously fucking crying from laughter 
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|  07-13-2006, 10:43 PM | #6 | 
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				 | that is toooo fucking funny. You should buy your self a 50 cent of 5 cent or what ever his lame ass name is, doll and hang that around you neck. 
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|  07-13-2006, 10:46 PM | #7 | 
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				 | hahah that would be the shit! | 
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|  07-13-2006, 10:55 PM | #8 | 
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|  07-13-2006, 10:55 PM | #9 | |
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 I'll put that in as Plan "B" But only as a last resort if I can't find the niglet.......Er...Midget. | |
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|  07-13-2006, 10:58 PM | #10 | 
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				 | why not buy a real doll and hang that from your neck?  Wouldn't that be more pimp? 
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|  07-13-2006, 10:59 PM | #11 | 
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				 | Fuck it...If Dave Chappelle can do some shit where he pushes a white cripple down a flight of stairs in his wheelchair then walks outside and drop kicks a white baby......I don't see why I can't justify a black midget on a chain around my neck and walk his ass to the PB. | 
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|  07-13-2006, 10:59 PM | #12 | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:01 PM | #13 | |
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 Nah, that would suck. BUT...Check this out..... I gotta find somebody to make me a kick ass Klan Pimp Suit as well. Ruh roh....The wheels are spinning now....... | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:04 PM | #14 | 
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				 | that was ripped off from Ludacris's Stand Up video https://youtube.com/watch?v=i0VpE...earch=ludacris | 
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|  07-13-2006, 11:04 PM | #15 | 
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				 | oh fuck .... 
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|  07-13-2006, 11:04 PM | #16 | 
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				 | lol i seen that episde before 
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|  07-13-2006, 11:07 PM | #17 | 
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				 | OK OK ....... How about this? The black midget is a girl....A cute black midget girl, not one with a mustache.... Anyway....She keeps going into my Klan robe to blow me....AND....I'll have another black midget hanging off my neck who is carrying a boom-box playing Body Count's "KKK Bitches." | 
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|  07-13-2006, 11:08 PM | #18 | 
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				 | tears are rolling .... 
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|  07-13-2006, 11:09 PM | #19 | |
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 Cool...So I'm stealing a stolen idea then. That works.   I better win best dressed for this shit. I'll be packing dual gold plated .50 Desert Eagle Magnums, just in case.... | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:09 PM | #20 | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:11 PM | #21 | 
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				 | i dont know about hanging around my neck, but ive always wanted a midget, maybe as an assistant, or a friend even would be fucking awesome! 
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|  07-13-2006, 11:15 PM | #22 | |
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 Good point. So I need to make sure that D Money gets Body Count there so they can play it for me. | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:16 PM | #23 | |
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 Ah..But a cute, black, female midget is pretty fucken pimp if you ask me. | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:22 PM | #24 | |
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 well, as cute as a midget can be, everything is pushed down....LOL | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:26 PM | #25 | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:37 PM | #26 | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:47 PM | #27 | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:49 PM | #28 | |
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 I'll believe it when he posts a pic of her with a fan sign that says "AaronM is my nigga!" | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:49 PM | #29 | |
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 WTF is that thing? | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:50 PM | #30 | |
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|  07-13-2006, 11:57 PM | #31 | 
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				 | Lil Pimp!!   | 
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|  07-14-2006, 12:02 AM | #32 | |
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|  07-14-2006, 12:03 AM | #33 | |
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|  07-14-2006, 12:05 AM | #34 | |
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 I dunno....There's no time / date stamp on that pic....Me thinks it may be a fake. | |
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|  07-14-2006, 12:42 AM | #35 | |
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|  07-14-2006, 12:43 AM | #36 | 
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				 | Poppy is in Vegas. 
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|  07-14-2006, 12:46 AM | #37 | 
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				 | I wouldn't call Tofu a midget but he is pretty fun to hang out with anyway. | 
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|  07-14-2006, 12:49 AM | #38 | 
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|  07-14-2006, 12:56 AM | #39 | |
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|  07-14-2006, 01:21 PM | #40 | 
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				 | I only know 1 black midget and he's my dog, so you can't have him. | 
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|  07-14-2006, 01:26 PM | #41 | |
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|  07-14-2006, 01:36 PM | #42 | 
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				 | Black Midget Pimp...  | 
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|  07-14-2006, 01:36 PM | #43 | 
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				 | OMG you all are 2 funny!      | 
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|  07-14-2006, 01:39 PM | #45 | |
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 he is a stud 
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|  07-14-2006, 01:50 PM | #46 | |
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       why not use a full grown man and have him hanging on your neck. im sure it will attract more attention.        
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|  07-14-2006, 01:54 PM | #48 | |
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|  07-14-2006, 02:11 PM | #49 | 
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				 | this thread rules   | 
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|  07-14-2006, 02:16 PM | #50 | 
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				 | 50?....... 
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