I need a black midget.
 

Watching Carlos Mencia right now. They just did a skit where the Arab rapper dude was so rich, he had a real midget hanging on a chain around his neck.

I need one of these for my my next Players Ball outfit.

So...Anybody know any black midgets?

Yeah, I'm serious. :pimp

I bet all the rappers are gonna go out and buy out all the black midgets:1orglaugh

don't we all...

The shitty part is....We used to have them all.

Thanks, Lincoln. :321GFY

im seriously fucking crying from laughter

that is toooo fucking funny. You should buy your self a 50 cent of 5 cent or what ever his lame ass name is, doll and hang that around you neck.

hahah that would be the shit!

I'll put that in as Plan "B"

But only as a last resort if I can't find the niglet.......Er...Midget.

why not buy a real doll and hang that from your neck? Wouldn't that be more pimp?

Fuck it...If Dave Chappelle can do some shit where he pushes a white cripple down a flight of stairs in his wheelchair then walks outside and drop kicks a white baby......I don't see why I can't justify a black midget on a chain around my neck and walk his ass to the PB.

ahh jesus ...

Nah, that would suck.

BUT...Check this out.....

I gotta find somebody to make me a kick ass Klan Pimp Suit as well.

Ruh roh....The wheels are spinning now.......

that was ripped off from Ludacris's Stand Up video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i0VpE...earch=ludacris

oh fuck ....

lol i seen that episde before

OK OK .......


How about this?


The black midget is a girl....A cute black midget girl, not one with a mustache....

Anyway....She keeps going into my Klan robe to blow me....AND....I'll have another black midget hanging off my neck who is carrying a boom-box playing Body Count's "KKK Bitches."

tears are rolling ....

Cool...So I'm stealing a stolen idea then.

That works. :thumbsup

I better win best dressed for this shit. I'll be packing dual gold plated .50 Desert Eagle Magnums, just in case....

Nobody will hear it at the players ball.

i dont know about hanging around my neck, but ive always wanted a midget, maybe as an assistant, or a friend even


would be fucking awesome!

Good point. So I need to make sure that D Money gets Body Count there so they can play it for me.

Ah..But a cute, black, female midget is pretty fucken pimp if you ask me.

believe it or not aaron, I actually am friends with a cute black female midget...and she is available for outcall services ;)

well, as cute as a midget can be, everything is pushed down....LOL

Got pics?

This is getting interesting. :D

I'll believe it when he posts a pic of her with a fan sign that says "AaronM is my nigga!"

WTF is that thing?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lil Pimp!!


http://www.ishootporn.com/wp-content...ittlepimp3.jpg

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I dunno....There's no time / date stamp on that pic....Me thinks it may be a fake.

:Oh crap :Oh crap

Poppy is in Vegas.

I wouldn't call Tofu a midget but he is pretty fun to hang out with anyway.

Get a tan :winkwink:

hm...I wil have to try and find some

although, you can find here the Adam and Eve Movie called Pornocopia

she goes by Lil' Diva

I only know 1 black midget and he's my dog, so you can't have him.

yeha www.jollydward.com

Black Midget Pimp...

http://www.planethardon.com/gfy/midgetcum.jpg

OMG you all are 2 funny!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

paint your face

that guy would probably have you, Aaron, around HIS neck...

he is a stud

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
why not use a full grown man and have him hanging on your neck. im sure it will attract more attention. :winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If you show up with a midget ... well, I don't know what.

PLUS, You'd be hooking him up, cuz he would not have to scramble for a ticket! I mean, in all reality, that's very thoughtful!
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this thread rules :thumbsup

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