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k0nr4d · 10-24-2006, 11:40 AM

3rd time at the door in 3 weeks...

Are they for real? going door to door trying to convert people?

Wouldn't it make more sense to travel to africa, find some tribe of spear chucking savages with bones through their noses and try to convert them instead?

OG LennyT · 10-24-2006, 11:41 AM

common sign of all cults - trying to cultivate new members

stop being so nice, they wont come back, trust me.

LadyMischief · 10-24-2006, 11:42 AM

Tell them not to call back or you will call the cops and have them arrested for trespassing. They SHOULD put you on their Do Not Call list.

k0nr4d · 10-24-2006, 11:43 AM

The first time i was like all polite no no thanks not interested
the second time i fuckin went off on them a bit and slammed the door,
this time i didn't even open the door.

After Shock Media · 10-24-2006, 11:43 AM

If I recall according to their gospel, there is only a limited amount of space in heaven or whatever. So why they are recruiting is sort of confusing to me. Maybe it is some damned if you do, damned if your dont loop hole or whatever, though if I knew there was limited seating I am fairly certain I would not be telling others about the event.

OG LennyT · 10-24-2006, 11:45 AM

When I was at ASU, I remember religious fucks coming on campus and handing out their literature.

Couldnt throw them off because they were students

Mercury · 10-24-2006, 11:48 AM

I think you'd better continue to ignore them and soon they will give up! good luck!

Sveindt Beindt · 10-24-2006, 11:51 AM

Tell them that you are a muslim and try to convert them

DjSap · 10-24-2006, 11:53 AM

i had one come by yesterday...didn't know it was one but i said i was busy and the woman handed me a flyer...soon as i closed the door i saw that the flyer said "the end of false religion is near"...lol

JUSTB · 10-24-2006, 12:04 PM

do you have dogs? ; )

RawAlex · 10-24-2006, 12:09 PM

It is a requirement of j-deps to do the door to door thing. If you have a new or newer group in your area, you might get a few more through the door in the next little while.

My advice? Invite them in. Then attack their religeon without end, belittle them, ask them what happened in 1976, ask them about all the times that their watchtower has been wrong, how often they have made false prophecies, and how they can tolerate being in a religeon where the leaders are just making it up as they go along, lying at every turn....

They will leave very, very quickly.

k0nr4d · 10-24-2006, 12:21 PM

what happened in 1976?

fallenmuffin · 10-24-2006, 12:23 PM

It's not that they are trying to convert they are trying to bring awareness and have you stop for a moment and ponder your current religion and which of the two is the better choice..

With that said; all christianity paths are retarded

the Shemp · 10-24-2006, 12:41 PM

when i told them i had over 400 blood transfusions, they never came back again...

RawAlex · 10-24-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

what happened in 1976?

During the early 70s, Many JWs were told that 1975 would be the year of Armageddon, the year that the few smart people who were part of JW would accend to the better place...

http://www.afcministry.com/Jehovahs_...s_prophesy.htm

1976 was one of the years of the biggest loss of members for the JW, as their members faced the clear evidence that their leaders were nothing more then men amoungst men, false prophets like any others.

Alex

sickkittens · 10-24-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mercury

I think you'd better continue to ignore them and soon they will give up! good luck!

Na. They will always show up. Maybe not tomorrow. But they will return.

Damian_Maxcash · 10-24-2006, 01:52 PM

They must be having a recruitment drive - I had them here today as well.

They don't normally bother around here because they are mostly Hecidic Jews, good luck trying to convert them.

kristin · 10-24-2006, 02:02 PM

They must know what you do Konrad. ; )

Mediachick · 10-24-2006, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

If I recall according to their gospel, there is only a limited amount of space in heaven or whatever. So why they are recruiting is sort of confusing to me. Maybe it is some damned if you do, damned if your dont loop hole or whatever, though if I knew there was limited seating I am fairly certain I would not be telling others about the event.

SEE, that's exactly what I've always wondered. Whats up with that? Never read on their religion though... It would be like as if the Jews would start trying to convert ppl. Doesnt make sense if you're supposed to be 'chosen' somehow.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-24-2006, 02:08 PM

tell them you worship satan and to leave you alone as his presense is all around your house

Fresh · 10-24-2006, 02:13 PM

i opened my door 2-3 days ago and there was this REALLLLLLLY cute chick there that was trying to pull me away from what she called "false religion". Meanwhile, I was having a hard time pulling my eyes away from her tits.

the end

Mediachick · 10-24-2006, 02:14 PM

This friend of mine in Vancouver did this gag to real JW's as they came to visit him. I know he has a couple other out there that are pretty hilarious. He really cracks me up.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nryJe0b4b5o

Karupted Charles · 10-24-2006, 02:42 PM

your going to get alot more calls. They are on a huge push right now again saying the end is near (not new for them) But they belive again like the 70's the time has come.

FYI the link poster earlier from Raw Alex (not his post) is full of a alot of BS and what they say JW's belive is very diffrent then what is taught actually taught he has his sources messed up.

LadyMischief · 10-24-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mediachick

SEE, that's exactly what I've always wondered. Whats up with that? Never read on their religion though... It would be like as if the Jews would start trying to convert ppl. Doesnt make sense if you're supposed to be 'chosen' somehow.

They believe the earth will be cleansed, and those that don't go to heavan will live on earth in a perfect paradise for 1000 years. After that time the devil will again be released from his prison for a final reckoning, and thereafter peace and perfection will be restored on earth, death will be wiped out and they will live here forever. Nice fairy tale.

Tempest · 10-24-2006, 03:31 PM

LadyMischief is correct about those not going to heaven remaining on earth.

Just tell them not to call again and to make a note to that effect. Unless they make a mistake, they won't call again for 6+ months. But they will call again since people move etc.

I don't know if things have changed in the last 20 years, but it was believed that armagedon would come before a specific generation all died off. At the time, it was beleived that that generation was one alive or born around WW1 I think. Given not many people live to 100, they would believe it's any day now. But I haven't kept up so no idea anymore.

respect · 10-24-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JUSTB

do you have dogs? ; )

the Shemp · 10-24-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

LadyMischief is correct about those not going to heaven remaining on earth.

yes, Heaven is full of the Oldtime Jehovahs, so the new ones will end up in place called "Paradise" which is earth based...rumours say its near Tarpon Springs, Florida...

Tempest · 10-24-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

...rumours say its near Tarpon Springs, Florida...

Really? he he he... I hear it's nice out near Harison hot springs...

the Shemp · 10-24-2006, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest

Really? he he he... I hear it's nice out near Harison hot springs...

Harrison is awesome

PremiumTommy · 10-24-2006, 03:54 PM

at my old house they used to come at least once a month but I would never answer the door.. but one time I thought I'd mess with them so I answered the door wearing only a small pair of briefs (thinking I would make them very uncomfortable) .. they acted like nothing and kept trying to come inside... oh they are good my friend, they are good...

teksonline · 10-24-2006, 03:56 PM

I love when they come to my door, I tell them, hang on a sec I have something on the stove, then run and grab a few beers and some smokes, light up and head down the stairs telling them to convert to my relegion.
When they run away I'm like ugh, you have the nerve to knock on my door and preach your crap, but you can't even have the common courtesy to
hear mine and share a cold drink?

rodney25 · 10-25-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

3rd time at the door in 3 weeks...

Are they for real? going door to door trying to convert people?

Wouldn't it make more sense to travel to africa, find some tribe of spear chucking savages with bones through their noses and try to convert them instead?

It's their moral responsibility to save some lost souls, pal. Why don't you give that a shot?

Paranoid_android · 10-25-2006, 10:53 AM

Dude tell them you are disfellowship, thats getting banned for life.

All JW are forbidden to speak to disfellowshiped people. you get disfellowshiped by committing the biggest sin...

AZSarah · 10-25-2006, 10:53 AM

they left me a handwritten note when I was out of town... I felt special.

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	If I recall according to their gospel, there is only a limited amount of space in heaven or whatever. So why they are recruiting is sort of confusing to me. Maybe it is some damned if you do, damned if your dont loop hole or whatever, though if I knew there was limited seating I am fairly certain I would not be telling others about the event. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	It is a requirement of j-deps to do the door to door thing. If you have a new or newer group in your area, you might get a few more through the door in the next little while. My advice? Invite them in. Then attack their religeon without end, belittle them, ask them what happened in 1976, ask them about all the times that their watchtower has been wrong, how often they have made false prophecies, and how they can tolerate being in a religeon where the leaders are just making it up as they go along, lying at every turn.... They will leave very, very quickly.

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Karupted Charles Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: MI Posts: 1,662	your going to get alot more calls. They are on a huge push right now again saying the end is near (not new for them) But they belive again like the 70's the time has come. FYI the link poster earlier from Raw Alex (not his post) is full of a alot of BS and what they say JW's belive is very diffrent then what is taught actually taught he has his sources messed up. __________________ TPF 2010 "They are eating our sausages!"

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Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	LadyMischief is correct about those not going to heaven remaining on earth. Just tell them not to call again and to make a note to that effect. Unless they make a mistake, they won't call again for 6+ months. But they will call again since people move etc. I don't know if things have changed in the last 20 years, but it was believed that armagedon would come before a specific generation all died off. At the time, it was beleived that that generation was one alive or born around WW1 I think. Given not many people live to 100, they would believe it's any day now. But I haven't kept up so no idea anymore.

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PremiumTommy Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4	at my old house they used to come at least once a month but I would never answer the door.. but one time I thought I'd mess with them so I answered the door wearing only a small pair of briefs (thinking I would make them very uncomfortable) .. they acted like nothing and kept trying to come inside... oh they are good my friend, they are good...

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teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	I love when they come to my door, I tell them, hang on a sec I have something on the stove, then run and grab a few beers and some smokes, light up and head down the stairs telling them to convert to my relegion. When they run away I'm like ugh, you have the nerve to knock on my door and preach your crap, but you can't even have the common courtesy to hear mine and share a cold drink? Last edited by teksonline; 10-24-2006 at 03:57 PM..

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