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ffnudes · 07-22-2006, 11:18 PM

Our site is nearly finished, the only problem is, we have over 17,000 galleries we need to add, and there are only 2 of us. Therefore, we are looking for some people to add galleries to our site, for 5 cents per gallery.

Don't worry, it's extremely easy! We already made a script to automate the process, all you have to do is click on the URL, write a one-line description, select the area to crop (using your mouse, no Photoshop skills required) and select all of the categories the gallery belongs in (anal, lesbian, etc) from a PRE-DEFINED list!

All in all, it takes about 10 to 15 seconds to completely submit a new gallery.

If this sounds like something you are interested in doing, email us at [email protected], PM us, or post here and we'll get back to you.

PLEASE NOTE: All actions are logged by your custom username, and those that do not output quality results will be cut.

LiveDose · 07-22-2006, 11:40 PM

If I ever got fired from a job paying me 5 cents per completed action I would definitely have to consider suicide.

CamsLord · 07-22-2006, 11:46 PM

5 cents each?

PatrickKing · 07-22-2006, 11:49 PM

Im sure some people here will be willing to do this .. half the place is totally broke anyway.

martinsc · 07-22-2006, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

If I ever got fired from a job paying me 5 cents per completed action I would definitely have to consider suicide.

AaronM · 07-22-2006, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamsLord

5 cents each?

That works out to between 12 and 18 bucks an hour. That would be a step up in pay for the average GFYer. The only problem is.....How do you know that you are not paying a 15 year old who is doing the shit from his summer school computer lab?

Ohm · 07-22-2006, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

If I ever got fired from a job paying me 5 cents per completed action I would definitely have to consider suicide.

Even if you did one ever 15 seconds as advertised then you would make $12 an hour (and that's working non-stop for 8 hours straight). I think the math for that is $96 a day for working non-stop for 8 hours submitting galleries.

No thanks.

xxxfeetxxx · 07-23-2006, 12:01 AM

Looking at the picture and writing a one line description withing 15 seconds would be tough for most people...

Murderous · 07-23-2006, 12:03 AM

I won't even write a desc. for less than .10 each, not to mention the cropping and other shit.

Mutt · 07-23-2006, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

If I ever got fired from a job paying me 5 cents per completed action I would definitely have to consider suicide.

Ohm · 07-23-2006, 12:06 AM

I think he meant to post this on www.thirdworldcountryhotjobs.com

Kimo · 07-23-2006, 12:57 AM

im being paid a helluve lot more then 5 cents to write this shitty reply right here

Doctor Dre · 07-23-2006, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

That works out to between 12 and 18 bucks an hour. That would be a step up in pay for the average GFYer. The only problem is.....How do you know that you are not paying a 15 year old who is doing the shit from his summer school computer lab?

Aaron... loading the gallery, writing the description and cropping the thumb takes more then 10 seconds.

Let's say :
8 seconds to load the gallery... most take more
10 seconds to review it
15 seconds to write the description
8 seconds to crop thumb
5 seconds loading time on the site

Let's say even if one could do it in 30 secs, it would be like 6 bucks an hour for rushing teh whole hour.

TGPs pay way more then that their gallrey reviewr. It's not even CLOSE to be in the same ballpark. I doubt any outsourcing compagny would even take this one...

madawgz · 07-23-2006, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

If I ever got fired from a job paying me 5 cents per completed action I would definitely have to consider suicide.

omggggg

seriously, id do this job for about 25c each...that sounds about right

Murderous · 07-23-2006, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

omggggg

seriously, id do this job for about 25c each...that sounds about right

I bid .20

and there won't be any "cutting me off" either, cause you will be paying in advance.

Cavello · 07-23-2006, 01:38 AM

where is your icq number?
a gmail account ?

ffnudes · 07-23-2006, 08:04 AM

Quote:

8 seconds to load the gallery... most take more
10 seconds to review it
15 seconds to write the description
8 seconds to crop thumb
5 seconds loading time on the site

Obviously, it depends on the individual's personal skill.

However, for me, it was:

1 seconds to load the gallery... fast server
5 seconds to review it and click the checkboxes next to the categories
5 seconds to write, "Hot Blonde Gets Pounded From Behind"
2 seconds to crop thumb - our cropping util is quite easy
2 seconds loading time on the site

Total time: 15seconds

I remember back before I had a job and a family, I would spend over 12 hours every day just shitting aroudn on my computer. If I could have made $100 a day sorting through porn, I would have been a happier boy.

The price stays at .05 initial, but if you show us that you output high-quality descrioptions, crop the correct spots and make sure ALL relevent categories are selected, we would be more than willing to raise that initial amount.

minusonebit · 07-23-2006, 08:07 AM

$0.05 isnt even worth opening my web browser. Hell, my sig sponsor pays me more to post smilies to the board.

Fucksakes · 07-23-2006, 08:14 AM

My girlfriend could possibly do that, just running out the door atm.. if you dont find anyone icq or email me webmaster at dannyrichards.com

Tuga · 07-23-2006, 08:17 AM

I used to get 25 cents just to post crap on GFY.

If you want to pay real money I have some free time.

bknoob · 07-23-2006, 08:18 AM

5 cents?

polish_aristocrat · 07-23-2006, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

$0.05 isnt even worth opening my web browser. Hell, my sig sponsor pays me more to post smilies to the board.

ffnudes · 07-23-2006, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uproared

You've got to be kidding me...

1 second load = bullshit

5 seconds to review it and click the checkboxes = bullshit

5 seconds to write the description = possible if you knew EXACTLY what you were going to write, but not if you had to think of one (which is the case).

2 seconds to crop thumb = if you were spending 2 seconds on a crop, you'd be better off using an automated cropping script.

IMHO - Outsource the entire project rather than relying on 'individuals'...Anybody that does it for 5c per gallery isn't going to be producing quality work.

1 second load = truth. The galleries are already loaded onto our own servers, there is a VERY small load time.

5 second description = I'm not sure why this is hard to grasp. I just did it, and it took <5 secs, and I had to make it up off the top of my head... you get better with practice.

2 second crop - I have already said the cropping was automated, you just select the boundaries, and the script does the rest of the work.

As far as outsourcing, I would rather let people that are here in the community get a leg-up. I would have LOVED an offer like this 4 years ago.

Pimpin_J · 07-23-2006, 08:26 AM

5cent sounds like a bad joke...

Crazy Carlos · 07-23-2006, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffnudes

1 second load = truth. The galleries are already loaded onto our own servers, there is a VERY small load time.

5 second description = I'm not sure why this is hard to grasp. I just did it, and it took <5 secs, and I had to make it up off the top of my head... you get better with practice.

2 second crop - I have already said the cropping was automated, you just select the boundaries, and the script does the rest of the work.

As far as outsourcing, I would rather let people that are here in the community get a leg-up. I would have LOVED an offer like this 4 years ago.

first off all 5 cents is just to cheap no one will work for that. then if you pay that less you will never keep any one just because the work is boring. you better put that price up that you are paying or it is going to take even longer before your 17k gals are up. i think enough people have said it.

good luck

woj · 07-23-2006, 08:39 AM

good luck finding someone

tenderobject · 07-23-2006, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamsLord

5 cents each?

why you need fast cash by scamming people?

Freakster · 07-23-2006, 08:47 AM

even outsource ppl are not touching this thread with a ten foot pole

Mr. Romance · 07-23-2006, 08:50 AM

good luck

Mr. Romance

BlackCrayon · 07-23-2006, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffnudes

1 second load = truth. The galleries are already loaded onto our own servers, there is a VERY small load time.

5 second description = I'm not sure why this is hard to grasp. I just did it, and it took <5 secs, and I had to make it up off the top of my head... you get better with practice.

2 second crop - I have already said the cropping was automated, you just select the boundaries, and the script does the rest of the work.

As far as outsourcing, I would rather let people that are here in the community get a leg-up. I would have LOVED an offer like this 4 years ago.

what the hell were you doing 4 years ago? 4 years ago it was a lot easier to make big money doing a lot less....you'd have better luck finding people on surfer boards who make minimum wage for this. yeah, a lot of people here are broke but they're also lazy looking for the big easy money that will probably never come but hey, if nothing else im sure you could get a couple guys who barely understand english to do it here.

TheSenator · 07-23-2006, 08:52 AM

This post cost more thatn 0.05 cents.

I would do it for 1500.00 upfront.

minusonebit · 07-23-2006, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freakster

even outsource ppl are not touching this thread with a ten foot pole

Noticed that too... and you know you are offering to pay too little when even they wont get involved. LOL

minusonebit · 07-23-2006, 08:54 AM

I would, however, do your entire project for $1,200 USD. 50% down, 50% upon completion.

Cyber Fucker · 07-23-2006, 08:57 AM

I can do the job for this 5c

Egomancer · 07-23-2006, 09:27 AM

how many galleries are we talking about?

And 5 cets is little. I can assign a man to do this for 7.5$ per h...

Egomancer

Egomancer · 07-23-2006, 09:28 AM

which comes to like 15cents ;) per gallery I think...

Egomancer

Murderous · 07-23-2006, 09:46 AM

A surfer might do it for .05 but not any webmasters. Perhaps you are in the wrong place, heh.

ffnudes · 07-23-2006, 09:53 AM

perhaps I haven't explained myself clearly enough.

1) 4 years ago I was in school, looking to make easy money, and loved porn.

2) this is not meant to be a replacement for a full-time job. this is supplemental income, you can do as many galleries as you like, or as few.

3) We aren't looking for just one person. There is plenty of work to be done, and we are looking for as many people as want to do it.

4) as far as "no one would ever do this" - we have about 9 emails already from this thread alone for people that want to do it. for 5c. per gallery.

We will "hire" ANYONE. Our scope is broad, and really, there is no need to negotiate wages, as there are many people that will take the 5c, and I feel 5c is appropriate, given the job description.

This isn't digging ditches, it's sorting porn.

This is a long-term project. While we might not always have 17,000 galleries waiting to be processed, more do get automatically inserted into the system every day. So it's not a matter of simply 'completing it', but rather working on it whenever you feel like making some extra money.

69pornlinks · 07-23-2006, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffnudes

perhaps I haven't explained myself clearly enough.

4) as far as "no one would ever do this" - we have about 9 emails already from this thread alone for people that want to do it. for 5c. per gallery.

i bet they're the ones making the most noise in this thread....haha

tenderobject · 07-23-2006, 10:07 AM

0.5 cents? 1$ for 2 galls?

69pornlinks · 07-23-2006, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject

0.5 cents? 1$ for 2 galls?

no 20galls= a buck

tranza · 07-23-2006, 10:13 AM

5 cents per gallery review?

Lolololololololololololol

Doctor Dre · 07-23-2006, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffnudes

Obviously, it depends on the individual's personal skill.

However, for me, it was:

1 seconds to load the gallery... fast server
5 seconds to review it and click the checkboxes next to the categories
5 seconds to write, "Hot Blonde Gets Pounded From Behind"
2 seconds to crop thumb - our cropping util is quite easy
2 seconds loading time on the site

Total time: 15seconds

I remember back before I had a job and a family, I would spend over 12 hours every day just shitting aroudn on my computer. If I could have made $100 a day sorting through porn, I would have been a happier boy.

The price stays at .05 initial, but if you show us that you output high-quality descrioptions, crop the correct spots and make sure ALL relevent categories are selected, we would be more than willing to raise that initial amount.

Dude go to any tgp and try to load a tgp gallery in 1 second ... you're crazy.

I've got a 10 mbit line here with really quick ping time on every website.

Install firefox and you'll get the load time.

Then you also have to remove the dead links ugh ?

I'm not trying to fuck with you, but 15 seconds is far from making sence to me.

Murderous · 07-23-2006, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject

0.5 cents? 1$ for 2 galls?

Even if it were 0.5 cents, that would only be 1 cent for 2 galls, hehe.

It is .05 per gall.

BoyAlley · 07-23-2006, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohm

I think he meant to post this on www.thirdworldcountryhotjobs.com

avalanche · 07-23-2006, 10:42 AM

15 seconds!?!!? We have a good cable connection here and we allot for 30 galleries every 15 minutes. That's about 30 seconds per gallery.....load time is only partially based on the server. Our reviewers load 30 at a time to preview, crop, describe and then submit.

brand0n · 07-23-2006, 10:44 AM

You are honestly missing the boat.

www.iwebmasters.com

go buy you some offshore leased staff. I am very pleased with my guys over there, and odds are youll save money.

HorseShit · 07-23-2006, 11:03 AM

whether you guys like it or not, there are people willing to do it for 5c a gallery because they need some extra cash.. this is who this thread appeals to

Egomancer · 07-23-2006, 11:33 AM

Ok,

In this case I am not one of them. Good luck in this endeavour. I had a project like this (to make like 6000 galleries) and it took double than what we estimated.

Egomancer

woj · 07-23-2006, 11:35 AM

50...........

07-22-2006, 11:18 PM	#1
ffnudes Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 29	We need people _NOW_ who want to get paid to looking at porn. (yes, really.) Our site is nearly finished, the only problem is, we have over 17,000 galleries we need to add, and there are only 2 of us. Therefore, we are looking for some people to add galleries to our site, for 5 cents per gallery. Don't worry, it's extremely easy! We already made a script to automate the process, all you have to do is click on the URL, write a one-line description, select the area to crop (using your mouse, no Photoshop skills required) and select all of the categories the gallery belongs in (anal, lesbian, etc) from a PRE-DEFINED list! All in all, it takes about 10 to 15 seconds to completely submit a new gallery. If this sounds like something you are interested in doing, email us at [email protected], PM us, or post here and we'll get back to you. PLEASE NOTE: All actions are logged by your custom username, and those that do not output quality results will be cut.

07-22-2006, 11:40 PM	#2
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07-23-2006, 12:03 AM	#9
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07-23-2006, 12:06 AM	#11
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07-23-2006, 12:57 AM	#12
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07-23-2006, 08:14 AM	#19
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07-23-2006, 08:17 AM	#20
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07-23-2006, 08:18 AM	#21
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07-23-2006, 08:26 AM	#24
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07-23-2006, 08:39 AM	#26
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07-23-2006, 08:52 AM	#31
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07-23-2006, 08:54 AM	#33
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07-23-2006, 08:57 AM	#34
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07-23-2006, 09:27 AM	#35
Egomancer Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 2,074	how many galleries are we talking about? And 5 cets is little. I can assign a man to do this for 7.5$ per h... Egomancer __________________ ICQ: 95-239-282 WWW: www.webprogrammers.eu WWW:www.seodev.eu Y!MSN: lord_ender If you want to outsource any work to Romania - here I am !!!! www.anotheranime.com \| www.autotrafic.ro \| www.jocurionline.ro

07-23-2006, 09:28 AM	#36
Egomancer Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 2,074	which comes to like 15cents ;) per gallery I think... Egomancer __________________ ICQ: 95-239-282 WWW: www.webprogrammers.eu WWW:www.seodev.eu Y!MSN: lord_ender If you want to outsource any work to Romania - here I am !!!! www.anotheranime.com \| www.autotrafic.ro \| www.jocurionline.ro

07-23-2006, 09:46 AM	#37
Murderous Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,938	A surfer might do it for .05 but not any webmasters. Perhaps you are in the wrong place, heh.

07-23-2006, 09:53 AM	#38
ffnudes Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 29	perhaps I haven't explained myself clearly enough. 1) 4 years ago I was in school, looking to make easy money, and loved porn. 2) this is not meant to be a replacement for a full-time job. this is supplemental income, you can do as many galleries as you like, or as few. 3) We aren't looking for just one person. There is plenty of work to be done, and we are looking for as many people as want to do it. 4) as far as "no one would ever do this" - we have about 9 emails already from this thread alone for people that want to do it. for 5c. per gallery. We will "hire" ANYONE. Our scope is broad, and really, there is no need to negotiate wages, as there are many people that will take the 5c, and I feel 5c is appropriate, given the job description. This isn't digging ditches, it's sorting porn. This is a long-term project. While we might not always have 17,000 galleries waiting to be processed, more do get automatically inserted into the system every day. So it's not a matter of simply 'completing it', but rather working on it whenever you feel like making some extra money.

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07-23-2006, 11:33 AM	#49
Egomancer Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 2,074	Ok, In this case I am not one of them. Good luck in this endeavour. I had a project like this (to make like 6000 galleries) and it took double than what we estimated. Egomancer __________________ ICQ: 95-239-282 WWW: www.webprogrammers.eu WWW:www.seodev.eu Y!MSN: lord_ender If you want to outsource any work to Romania - here I am !!!! www.anotheranime.com \| www.autotrafic.ro \| www.jocurionline.ro

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