We need people _NOW_ who want to get paid to looking at porn. (yes, really.)
 

Our site is nearly finished, the only problem is, we have over 17,000 galleries we need to add, and there are only 2 of us. Therefore, we are looking for some people to add galleries to our site, for 5 cents per gallery.

Don't worry, it's extremely easy! We already made a script to automate the process, all you have to do is click on the URL, write a one-line description, select the area to crop (using your mouse, no Photoshop skills required) and select all of the categories the gallery belongs in (anal, lesbian, etc) from a PRE-DEFINED list!

All in all, it takes about 10 to 15 seconds to completely submit a new gallery.

If this sounds like something you are interested in doing, email us at [email protected], PM us, or post here and we'll get back to you.

PLEASE NOTE: All actions are logged by your custom username, and those that do not output quality results will be cut.

If I ever got fired from a job paying me 5 cents per completed action I would definitely have to consider suicide.

5 cents each? :1orglaugh

Im sure some people here will be willing to do this .. half the place is totally broke anyway.

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That works out to between 12 and 18 bucks an hour. That would be a step up in pay for the average GFYer. The only problem is.....How do you know that you are not paying a 15 year old who is doing the shit from his summer school computer lab? :1orglaugh

Even if you did one ever 15 seconds as advertised then you would make $12 an hour (and that's working non-stop for 8 hours straight). I think the math for that is $96 a day for working non-stop for 8 hours submitting galleries.

No thanks.

Looking at the picture and writing a one line description withing 15 seconds would be tough for most people...

I won't even write a desc. for less than .10 each, not to mention the cropping and other shit.

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I think he meant to post this on www.thirdworldcountryhotjobs.com

im being paid a helluve lot more then 5 cents to write this shitty reply right here

Aaron... loading the gallery, writing the description and cropping the thumb takes more then 10 seconds.

Let's say :
8 seconds to load the gallery... most take more
10 seconds to review it
15 seconds to write the description
8 seconds to crop thumb
5 seconds loading time on the site

Let's say even if one could do it in 30 secs, it would be like 6 bucks an hour for rushing teh whole hour.

TGPs pay way more then that their gallrey reviewr. It's not even CLOSE to be in the same ballpark. I doubt any outsourcing compagny would even take this one...

omggggg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seriously, id do this job for about 25c each...that sounds about right

I bid .20


and there won't be any "cutting me off" either, cause you will be paying in advance.

where is your icq number?
a gmail account ?

Obviously, it depends on the individual's personal skill.

However, for me, it was:

1 seconds to load the gallery... fast server
5 seconds to review it and click the checkboxes next to the categories
5 seconds to write, "Hot Blonde Gets Pounded From Behind"
2 seconds to crop thumb - our cropping util is quite easy
2 seconds loading time on the site

Total time: 15seconds

I remember back before I had a job and a family, I would spend over 12 hours every day just shitting aroudn on my computer. If I could have made $100 a day sorting through porn, I would have been a happier boy.

The price stays at .05 initial, but if you show us that you output high-quality descrioptions, crop the correct spots and make sure ALL relevent categories are selected, we would be more than willing to raise that initial amount.

$0.05 isnt even worth opening my web browser. Hell, my sig sponsor pays me more to post smilies to the board.

My girlfriend could possibly do that, just running out the door atm.. if you dont find anyone icq or email me webmaster at dannyrichards.com

I used to get 25 cents just to post crap on GFY.

If you want to pay real money I have some free time.

5 cents?

http://bknoob.googlepages.com/lol.jpg

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1 second load = truth. The galleries are already loaded onto our own servers, there is a VERY small load time.

5 second description = I'm not sure why this is hard to grasp. I just did it, and it took <5 secs, and I had to make it up off the top of my head... you get better with practice.

2 second crop - I have already said the cropping was automated, you just select the boundaries, and the script does the rest of the work.

As far as outsourcing, I would rather let people that are here in the community get a leg-up. I would have LOVED an offer like this 4 years ago.

5cent sounds like a bad joke... :pimp

first off all 5 cents is just to cheap no one will work for that. then if you pay that less you will never keep any one just because the work is boring. you better put that price up that you are paying or it is going to take even longer before your 17k gals are up. i think enough people have said it.

good luck :thumbsup

good luck finding someone :1orglaugh

why you need fast cash by scamming people? :Oh crap

even outsource ppl are not touching this thread with a ten foot pole

good luck


Mr. Romance

what the hell were you doing 4 years ago? 4 years ago it was a lot easier to make big money doing a lot less....you'd have better luck finding people on surfer boards who make minimum wage for this. yeah, a lot of people here are broke but they're also lazy looking for the big easy money that will probably never come but hey, if nothing else im sure you could get a couple guys who barely understand english to do it here.

This post cost more thatn 0.05 cents.

I would do it for 1500.00 upfront.

Noticed that too... and you know you are offering to pay too little when even they wont get involved. LOL

I would, however, do your entire project for $1,200 USD. 50% down, 50% upon completion.

I can do the job for this 5c :)

how many galleries are we talking about?

And 5 cets is little. I can assign a man to do this for 7.5$ per h...

Egomancer

which comes to like 15cents ;) per gallery I think...

Egomancer

A surfer might do it for .05 but not any webmasters. Perhaps you are in the wrong place, heh.

perhaps I haven't explained myself clearly enough.

1) 4 years ago I was in school, looking to make easy money, and loved porn.

2) this is not meant to be a replacement for a full-time job. this is supplemental income, you can do as many galleries as you like, or as few.

3) We aren't looking for just one person. There is plenty of work to be done, and we are looking for as many people as want to do it.

4) as far as "no one would ever do this" - we have about 9 emails already from this thread alone for people that want to do it. for 5c. per gallery.

We will "hire" ANYONE. Our scope is broad, and really, there is no need to negotiate wages, as there are many people that will take the 5c, and I feel 5c is appropriate, given the job description.

This isn't digging ditches, it's sorting porn.

This is a long-term project. While we might not always have 17,000 galleries waiting to be processed, more do get automatically inserted into the system every day. So it's not a matter of simply 'completing it', but rather working on it whenever you feel like making some extra money.

i bet they're the ones making the most noise in this thread....haha

0.5 cents? 1$ for 2 galls?

no 20galls= a buck

5 cents per gallery review?

Lolololololololololololol

Dude go to any tgp and try to load a tgp gallery in 1 second ... you're crazy.


I've got a 10 mbit line here with really quick ping time on every website.

Install firefox and you'll get the load time.

Then you also have to remove the dead links ugh ?

I'm not trying to fuck with you, but 15 seconds is far from making sence to me.

Even if it were 0.5 cents, that would only be 1 cent for 2 galls, hehe. :)

It is .05 per gall.

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15 seconds!?!!? We have a good cable connection here and we allot for 30 galleries every 15 minutes. That's about 30 seconds per gallery.....load time is only partially based on the server. Our reviewers load 30 at a time to preview, crop, describe and then submit.

You are honestly missing the boat.


www.iwebmasters.com

go buy you some offshore leased staff. I am very pleased with my guys over there, and odds are youll save money.

whether you guys like it or not, there are people willing to do it for 5c a gallery because they need some extra cash.. this is who this thread appeals to

Ok,

In this case I am not one of them. Good luck in this endeavour. I had a project like this (to make like 6000 galleries) and it took double than what we estimated.

Egomancer

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