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KRL · 10-02-2004, 08:56 PM

Billy Joel married a 23 year old girl today.

Easton · 10-02-2004, 08:57 PM

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xclusive · 10-02-2004, 08:58 PM

I'm surprized that he married one that "old"

MrIzzz · 10-02-2004, 08:59 PM

why get married to a chick that old when he could just go out and bang 19 yr olds every night

dunefield · 10-02-2004, 09:02 PM

she'll just divorce him and take half of whats his...

Screaming · 10-02-2004, 09:02 PM

hey man money like that attracts the young ones!

korzon · 10-02-2004, 09:03 PM

he looks like the father of the bride

wvuatl · 10-02-2004, 09:04 PM

Easton · 10-02-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by korzon
he looks like the father of the bride

LMAO!

CC · 10-02-2004, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by dunefield
she'll just divorce him and take half of whats his...

Doubtful...pre-nup anyone?

Arousal Design · 10-02-2004, 09:13 PM

good for him!

=)

BlueDesignStudios · 10-02-2004, 09:13 PM

she doesn't even look that good.. in that pic at least

Shoehorn! · 10-02-2004, 09:27 PM

He has a daughter not much younger than that.

Drake · 10-02-2004, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by korzon
he looks like the father of the bride

LOL

Is it any wonder why men kill each other for money.

Drake · 10-02-2004, 09:31 PM

Truthfully, they must have so little in common.

He'd be more along the lines of "You're the uptown girl I always wanted and sang sweet songs about in the 80's".

She'd be more like "Cool nigga".

They have like a 3 or 4 generation gap. I'm probably half his age and I couldn't get along with a much younger girl if I had to spend much time with her.

ChrisExtreme · 10-02-2004, 09:34 PM

Billy Joel used to live right near where I am and he was known for running around trying to pick up 18 year olds. The sad thing is, he looks ridiculous with his new wife. She makes him look like the old man that he is.

detoxed · 10-02-2004, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
why get married to a chick that old when he could just go out and bang 19 yr olds every night

why not do both?

warlock5 · 10-02-2004, 10:07 PM

She can drive him around now so that he doesn't plow into anymore houses. You guys are are jealous of him.

Babagirls · 10-02-2004, 10:10 PM

ohhhhhh lordddddd

makefuckingmoney · 10-02-2004, 10:21 PM

im suprised shes that old..

Melvin the Dude · 10-03-2004, 01:55 AM

alot of people say he's "too old" for her, when they know damn well if they were as old as him they'd fuck a 23yr old at the drop of a dime!!

(how old is Joel anyway ? )

gangbangjoe · 10-03-2004, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by dunefield
she'll just divorce him and take half of whats his...

clever sig

with the new nutella-hype

you got me ....

I clicked

Manowar · 10-03-2004, 02:14 AM

what a pimp.

IPK · 10-03-2004, 02:26 AM

good for him, i'm 24 and i won't be marrying a 23 year old on my wedding day...

Goatse · 10-03-2004, 03:05 AM

I bet she's going around saying that his fame, money and status had nothing to do with it. She just fell in love with some ugly old baldie with a great soul, of course.

lagwagon · 10-03-2004, 03:38 AM

word to the player

Sarah_Jayne · 10-03-2004, 04:01 AM

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Originally posted by Mike33
Truthfully, they must have so little in common.

He'd be more along the lines of "You're the uptown girl I always wanted and sang sweet songs about in the 80's".

She'd be more like "Cool nigga".

They have like a 3 or 4 generation gap. I'm probably half his age and I couldn't get along with a much younger girl if I had to spend much time with her.

I have an 18 year gap between myself and my husand and there is no one in the world that I have more in common with than the man I have been married to for 8 yearsl. Age isn't everything.

Billy Joel owns the land right behind my parent's house. Wonder if they want a bunt cake sent down to celebrate..lol

AnalProbe · 10-03-2004, 04:05 AM

Which "Young One" did he marry ?

polish_aristocrat · 10-03-2004, 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Billy Joel married a 23 year old girl today.

i fucked her

Sarah_Jayne · 10-03-2004, 04:23 AM

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Originally posted by AnalProbe
Which "Young One" did he marry ?

Neil would make a good wife.

slavdogg · 10-03-2004, 04:33 AM

where the hell did he meet a 23 y/o girl at his age ??

Tricksy · 10-03-2004, 04:35 AM

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Originally posted by korzon
he looks like the father of the bride

definitely

polish_aristocrat · 10-03-2004, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by slavdogg
where the hell did he meet a 23 y/o girl at his age ??

Maybe a waitress, like the wife of Nicolas Cage.

hova · 10-03-2004, 04:44 AM

good for him

Melvin the Dude · 10-03-2004, 06:09 AM

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Originally posted by hova
good for him

pxxx · 10-03-2004, 06:12 AM

I am happy for him. he could have done better though. 18 year old girl.

Manowar · 10-03-2004, 06:33 AM

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Originally posted by pxxx
I am happy for him. he could have done better though. 18 year old girl.

im sure hes had enough of those for a while

KRL · 10-03-2004, 07:09 AM

More pics. Damn he looks like a shrimp compared to her.

AnalProbe · 10-03-2004, 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
More pics. Damn he looks like a shrimp compared to her.

Why do I feel the urge to put Mr Izzz' head on Joel's body ?

candyflip · 10-03-2004, 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by CC
Doubtful...pre-nup anyone?

This man has been taken a few times before. He's also a drunk.

Who knows with him.

TweetyBird · 10-03-2004, 08:09 AM

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Originally posted by xclusive
I'm surprized that he married one that "old"

indeed, I was expecting the bride to be 19.. max

kenny · 10-03-2004, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
More pics. Damn he looks like a shrimp compared to her.

It has nothing to do with money

n3in · 10-03-2004, 08:16 AM

eh, the girl looks decent. billy joel is still a pimp though.

NiteRain · 10-03-2004, 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by dunefield
she'll just divorce him and take half of whats his...

Not if he played it smart and got her to sign a prenump where it says what she walks away with.

arg · 10-03-2004, 09:01 AM

In BJ's defense, at least he looks his age. He may look bald and old, but I think it would be pathetic if he'd done a bunch of surgery, botox, rogaine headfuzz and hair dye to try and look younger. Plus the guy looks very happy...hard to knock that.

Wiggles · 10-03-2004, 09:19 AM

male celebs do that all the time, Kevin Costner just did too.

SlutFinder · 10-03-2004, 09:20 AM

Well done that man!

Gynecologist · 10-03-2004, 10:36 AM

Does not matter how old a guys is, he will always want a woman under 30.

KRL · 10-03-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
Does not matter how old a guys is, he will always want a woman under 30.

That's really not true. I'm in my 40's and I'm cautious as heck with any girl under 30. Most of them are still not matured yet and don't know what they really want. The 30's is when women really start to bloom and know exactly what they want in terms of a relationship.

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Truthfully, they must have so little in common. He'd be more along the lines of "You're the uptown girl I always wanted and sang sweet songs about in the 80's". She'd be more like "Cool nigga". They have like a 3 or 4 generation gap. I'm probably half his age and I couldn't get along with a much younger girl if I had to spend much time with her.

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Melvin the Dude Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 844	alot of people say he's "too old" for her, when they know damn well if they were as old as him they'd fuck a 23yr old at the drop of a dime!! (how old is Joel anyway ? )

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Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	I bet she's going around saying that his fame, money and status had nothing to do with it. She just fell in love with some ugly old baldie with a great soul, of course.

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arg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,164	In BJ's defense, at least he looks his age. He may look bald and old, but I think it would be pathetic if he'd done a bunch of surgery, botox, rogaine headfuzz and hair dye to try and look younger. Plus the guy looks very happy...hard to knock that.

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