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KRL 10-02-2004 08:56 PM

Billy Joel Marries a Young One LOL
 
Billy Joel married a 23 year old girl today.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ding_ny126.jpg

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Easton 10-02-2004 08:57 PM

player

xclusive 10-02-2004 08:58 PM

I'm surprized that he married one that "old"

MrIzzz 10-02-2004 08:59 PM

why get married to a chick that old when he could just go out and bang 19 yr olds every night

dunefield 10-02-2004 09:02 PM

she'll just divorce him and take half of whats his...

Screaming 10-02-2004 09:02 PM

hey man money like that attracts the young ones!

korzon 10-02-2004 09:03 PM

he looks like the father of the bride

wvuatl 10-02-2004 09:04 PM

http://www.samsloan.com/viagra.jpg

Easton 10-02-2004 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by korzon
he looks like the father of the bride
LMAO! :1orglaugh

CC 10-02-2004 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dunefield
she'll just divorce him and take half of whats his...

Doubtful...pre-nup anyone?

Arousal Design 10-02-2004 09:13 PM

good for him!

=)

BlueDesignStudios 10-02-2004 09:13 PM

she doesn't even look that good.. in that pic at least

Shoehorn! 10-02-2004 09:27 PM

He has a daughter not much younger than that.

Drake 10-02-2004 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by korzon
he looks like the father of the bride
LOL

Is it any wonder why men kill each other for money.:Graucho

Drake 10-02-2004 09:31 PM

Truthfully, they must have so little in common.

He'd be more along the lines of "You're the uptown girl I always wanted and sang sweet songs about in the 80's".

She'd be more like "Cool nigga".

They have like a 3 or 4 generation gap. I'm probably half his age and I couldn't get along with a much younger girl if I had to spend much time with her.

ChrisExtreme 10-02-2004 09:34 PM

Billy Joel used to live right near where I am and he was known for running around trying to pick up 18 year olds. The sad thing is, he looks ridiculous with his new wife. She makes him look like the old man that he is.

:1orglaugh

detoxed 10-02-2004 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
why get married to a chick that old when he could just go out and bang 19 yr olds every night
why not do both?

warlock5 10-02-2004 10:07 PM

She can drive him around now so that he doesn't plow into anymore houses. You guys are are jealous of him. :Graucho

Babagirls 10-02-2004 10:10 PM

ohhhhhh lordddddd :helpme

makefuckingmoney 10-02-2004 10:21 PM

im suprised shes that old..

Melvin the Dude 10-03-2004 01:55 AM

alot of people say he's "too old" for her, when they know damn well if they were as old as him they'd fuck a 23yr old at the drop of a dime!!

(how old is Joel anyway ? )

gangbangjoe 10-03-2004 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dunefield
she'll just divorce him and take half of whats his...


clever sig :)

with the new nutella-hype

you got me ....


I clicked :)

Manowar 10-03-2004 02:14 AM

what a pimp.

IPK 10-03-2004 02:26 AM

good for him, i'm 24 and i won't be marrying a 23 year old on my wedding day...

Goatse 10-03-2004 03:05 AM

I bet she's going around saying that his fame, money and status had nothing to do with it. She just fell in love with some ugly old baldie with a great soul, of course.

lagwagon 10-03-2004 03:38 AM

word to the player

Sarah_Jayne 10-03-2004 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike33
Truthfully, they must have so little in common.

He'd be more along the lines of "You're the uptown girl I always wanted and sang sweet songs about in the 80's".

She'd be more like "Cool nigga".

They have like a 3 or 4 generation gap. I'm probably half his age and I couldn't get along with a much younger girl if I had to spend much time with her.


I have an 18 year gap between myself and my husand and there is no one in the world that I have more in common with than the man I have been married to for 8 yearsl. Age isn't everything.



Billy Joel owns the land right behind my parent's house. Wonder if they want a bunt cake sent down to celebrate..lol

AnalProbe 10-03-2004 04:05 AM

Which "Young One" did he marry ? :1orglaugh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/compe...gones_main.jpg

http://www.blackstar.co.uk/img/video...0/07/10/21.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...oungones_3.jpg

polish_aristocrat 10-03-2004 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Billy Joel married a 23 year old girl today.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ding_ny126.jpg

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

i fucked her

Sarah_Jayne 10-03-2004 04:23 AM

Neil would make a good wife.

slavdogg 10-03-2004 04:33 AM

where the hell did he meet a 23 y/o girl at his age ??

Tricksy 10-03-2004 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by korzon
he looks like the father of the bride
definitely :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 10-03-2004 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg
where the hell did he meet a 23 y/o girl at his age ??
Maybe a waitress, like the wife of Nicolas Cage.

hova 10-03-2004 04:44 AM

good for him

Melvin the Dude 10-03-2004 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
good for him

pxxx 10-03-2004 06:12 AM

I am happy for him. he could have done better though. 18 year old girl.

Manowar 10-03-2004 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pxxx
I am happy for him. he could have done better though. 18 year old girl.
im sure hes had enough of those for a while :1orglaugh

KRL 10-03-2004 07:09 AM

More pics. Damn he looks like a shrimp compared to her.

:1orglaugh

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com.../r46628959.jpg

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ar_cacp102.jpg

AnalProbe 10-03-2004 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
More pics. Damn he looks like a shrimp compared to her.
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ar_cacp102.jpg

Why do I feel the urge to put Mr Izzz' head on Joel's body ?

candyflip 10-03-2004 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CC
Doubtful...pre-nup anyone?
This man has been taken a few times before. He's also a drunk.

Who knows with him.

TweetyBird 10-03-2004 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xclusive
I'm surprized that he married one that "old"
indeed, I was expecting the bride to be 19.. max :glugglug

kenny 10-03-2004 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
More pics. Damn he looks like a shrimp compared to her.

:1orglaugh

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com.../r46628959.jpg

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ar_cacp102.jpg


It has nothing to do with money:2 cents:

n3in 10-03-2004 08:16 AM

eh, the girl looks decent. billy joel is still a pimp though.

NiteRain 10-03-2004 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dunefield
she'll just divorce him and take half of whats his...
Not if he played it smart and got her to sign a prenump where it says what she walks away with.

arg 10-03-2004 09:01 AM

In BJ's defense, at least he looks his age. He may look bald and old, but I think it would be pathetic if he'd done a bunch of surgery, botox, rogaine headfuzz and hair dye to try and look younger. Plus the guy looks very happy...hard to knock that.

Wiggles 10-03-2004 09:19 AM

male celebs do that all the time, Kevin Costner just did too.

SlutFinder 10-03-2004 09:20 AM

Well done that man!

Gynecologist 10-03-2004 10:36 AM

Does not matter how old a guys is, he will always want a woman under 30.

KRL 10-03-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gynecologist
Does not matter how old a guys is, he will always want a woman under 30.
That's really not true. I'm in my 40's and I'm cautious as heck with any girl under 30. Most of them are still not matured yet and don't know what they really want. The 30's is when women really start to bloom and know exactly what they want in terms of a relationship.


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