EAST LA High School Math Exam! - GoFuckYourself.com

UniversalPass Pete · 07-10-2006, 10:14 PM

Got a laugh out of this.

CITY OF EAST LOS ANGELES
HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

Name: _____________________________ Gang: ___________________________

1. Jamaal has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of
10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many
drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson
for $320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 a gram. What is the
street value of the remaining cocaine that he doesn't cut?

3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each
trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can
pay for his $800 a day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more
profit. How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?

5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100
for a 4x4. If he steals 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys
will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received
$10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 a
month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail, and
how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent all
his money?

7. If the average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet, and the
average letter is 0.8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger
spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his friendly neighborhood gang. If
there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in
the gang has Hector knocked up? What percentage of girls in the
gang *hasn't* Hector knocked up?

BONUS QUESTION: Based on the information provided above, how many more
girls can Hector knock up in his gang if he has sex 8 times a day with
3 different girls a week for 6 months using the highly reliable "rhythm
method" of birth control?

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pornguy · 07-10-2006, 10:17 PM

Still 99% of them failedm because they did not show up for class.

czarina · 07-10-2006, 10:18 PM

MENSA qualifier perhaps?

UtahSaints · 07-10-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

MENSA qualifier perhaps?

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madawgz · 07-10-2006, 10:23 PM

funny shit

J. Falcon · 07-10-2006, 10:26 PM

Good stuff

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thanks for the chuckle

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buck30 · 07-10-2006, 10:49 PM

I cant answer half of these..

escorpio · 07-10-2006, 10:53 PM

Racist as a muthafucka.

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UniversalPassLorence · 07-11-2006, 12:24 AM

Pretty funny

UniversalPass Pete · 07-12-2006, 12:11 PM

Bump for East LA!

MyNameIsNobody · 07-12-2006, 12:15 PM

that's some bullshit easy questions.. most of em anyway

gimo33 · 07-12-2006, 12:18 PM

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UniversalPassLorence · 07-12-2006, 05:06 PM

Wow, suprising

reynold · 07-12-2006, 06:36 PM

Students could surely relate on that.

MaddCaz · 07-12-2006, 06:38 PM

more sad than funny

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Kimo · 07-12-2006, 07:06 PM

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07-10-2006, 10:14 PM	#1
UniversalPass Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA http://www.universalpass.com Posts: 7,368	EAST LA High School Math Exam! Got a laugh out of this. CITY OF EAST LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM Name: _____________________________ Gang: ___________________________ 1. Jamaal has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload? 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 a gram. What is the street value of the remaining cocaine that he doesn't cut? 3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 a day crack habit? 4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal? 5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $800? 6. Raoul is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 a month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent all his money? 7. If the average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet, and the average letter is 0.8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint? 8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his friendly neighborhood gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? What percentage of girls in the gang hasn't Hector knocked up? BONUS QUESTION: Based on the information provided above, how many more girls can Hector knock up in his gang if he has sex 8 times a day with 3 different girls a week for 6 months using the highly reliable "rhythm method" of birth control? __________________ V4.0 It's Here! NOT JUST AVS ANYMORE! Teen Whore Fetish All Milf Sluts Real Asian Cunts All Latina Cunts Massive XXX Boobs All Out Anal Since 1997. ICQ: 107746038

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