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CITY OF EAST LOS ANGELES
HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

Name: _____________________________ Gang: ___________________________

1. Jamaal has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of
10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many
drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson
for $320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 a gram. What is the
street value of the remaining cocaine that he doesn't cut?

3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each
trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can
pay for his $800 a day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more
profit. How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?

5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100
for a 4x4. If he steals 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys
will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received
$10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 a
month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail, and
how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent all
his money?

7. If the average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet, and the
average letter is 0.8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger
spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his friendly neighborhood gang. If
there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in
the gang has Hector knocked up? What percentage of girls in the
gang *hasn't* Hector knocked up?

BONUS QUESTION: Based on the information provided above, how many more
girls can Hector knock up in his gang if he has sex 8 times a day with
3 different girls a week for 6 months using the highly reliable "rhythm
method" of birth control?