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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Next time you need to call in sick from work...
...remember this guy:
<font face="Lucida Handwriting" size=3>Boss I thought I should inform you immediately that I will be unable to attend work today due to my being stung by a wasp wilst sleeping last night. As I'm sure you will no doubt appreciate, the weather has been extremely warm of late, leading to my sleeping unclothed and without bedsheeting. It is this postition of sleeping which left me vulnerable to the wasp's attack. As proof of my dire circumstance, I enclose a picture as proof of my discomforting situation. I trust that this will suffice until such time as I can provide the usual medical and statutory certification."</font> SEE BELOW.................. . . . . <img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/sicknote.jpg">
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Location: Portland, OR, USA
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I guess this is the first time you've seen that photo(?).
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: that 504
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I dont have to call in, I work for Me.
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dam at least he can say he drags his around and touches the ground
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: that 504
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Big Balls, "Sheeet kneegro, my nuts hang ta da flo dawg."
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aka K-Man
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needless to say, he doesnt get out much
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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lmao@casio watches..
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ex-TeenGodFather
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ex-TeenGodFather
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Whoops, no I don't. I have a citizen... mixed the 2. Don't ask me why.
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I think we should have a moment of silence for the unlucky person who is forced to suck that guy off.
Cumshot? More like a cumshotgun. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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I already told you, all I said on that thread was "Casio!!"..... I didn't say I owned one. It was a line from a friggin movie. And even if I did have such a watch.... would it be more foolish than your mickey mouse boxers? CD knows all.
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haha
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Thanks Milt, I was beginning to feel left out since all the other threads have gotten the famous Milton "haha". :D
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