Tacos: The Atheist?s Nightmare - GoFuckYourself.com

notabook · 07-10-2006, 12:00 PM

Behold the Atheist?s Nightmare. Now if you study a well made taco you?ll find on the far side you?ll have one flap, on the closed side, one flap! If you get your hand ready to grip a taco you?ll find on the far side there are four fingers, on the closed side one thumb. The taco and the hand are perfectly made one for the other. You?ll find the maker of the taco, all mighty God, has made it with a crunchy outer shell. It has outward indicators of inward contents. Green, it?s rotten. Yellow, just right. Black, burnt a little. And if you go at the top of the taco you?ll find as with the soda can makers, they placed an opening at the top, so god has placed an opening at the top, when you bite down into the taco the contents pour out into your plate. You?ll find a shell which is biodegradable, it has perforations, notice how gracefully it sits inside the human hand, notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry, it?s just the right shape of the human mouth, it?s chewy, easy to digest, and it?s even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier.

This is a parody (a badly done one unfortunately) of a pretty funny video of Kirk Cameron?s show (little Christian dipshit) when they had this guy on there talking about how a banana was proof that God created everything in the universe. Replace taco with banana and you have almost verbatim of what the mother fucker said. Here is a video of what he said, if you want to kill a minute of your life. It made me laugh for a few minutes at least.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...Nightmare.html

Hollywood376 · 07-10-2006, 12:33 PM

when I think of all the smokin' hot ass this guy could "still" be draggin' in, it makes me sad. I would hope that if I found religion, it would include hot tv sitcom groupie ass.

ProducerCashDave · 07-10-2006, 12:38 PM

Rofl that was pretty gay

07-10-2006, 12:00 PM	#1
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Tacos: The Atheist?s Nightmare Behold the Atheist?s Nightmare. Now if you study a well made taco you?ll find on the far side you?ll have one flap, on the closed side, one flap! If you get your hand ready to grip a taco you?ll find on the far side there are four fingers, on the closed side one thumb. The taco and the hand are perfectly made one for the other. You?ll find the maker of the taco, all mighty God, has made it with a crunchy outer shell. It has outward indicators of inward contents. Green, it?s rotten. Yellow, just right. Black, burnt a little. And if you go at the top of the taco you?ll find as with the soda can makers, they placed an opening at the top, so god has placed an opening at the top, when you bite down into the taco the contents pour out into your plate. You?ll find a shell which is biodegradable, it has perforations, notice how gracefully it sits inside the human hand, notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry, it?s just the right shape of the human mouth, it?s chewy, easy to digest, and it?s even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier. This is a parody (a badly done one unfortunately) of a pretty funny video of Kirk Cameron?s show (little Christian dipshit) when they had this guy on there talking about how a banana was proof that God created everything in the universe. Replace taco with banana and you have almost verbatim of what the mother fucker said. Here is a video of what he said, if you want to kill a minute of your life. It made me laugh for a few minutes at least. http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...Nightmare.html __________________

07-10-2006, 12:33 PM	#2
Hollywood376 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: middle America Posts: 1,154	when I think of all the smokin' hot ass this guy could "still" be draggin' in, it makes me sad. I would hope that if I found religion, it would include hot tv sitcom groupie ass. __________________ ICQ 251796771

07-10-2006, 12:38 PM	#3
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