You Can Learn A Lot About The Person Who Signs Your Checks... - GoFuckYourself.com

SomeCreep · 07-09-2006, 02:37 AM

By smelling your check. Yeah, that's right, I said smelling your check.

For example, I have determined that whoever signs my Dukedollars.com checks is a heavy smoker, because when I open my check, it usually smells like a lit cigarette.

Also, whoever signs my Occash.com checks likes to wear a shitload of cologne.

Sometimes you can also smell what that person's house/office smells like or if they were even cooking or eating food at the time. Not too long ago, I got a check that had a grape juice stain on it.

Okay friends, so what have we all learned today? When you get your checks make sure to always smell them, that way you can be a weirdo just like me.

Jace · 07-09-2006, 02:40 AM

you sound like my wife, she smells EVERYTHING....and she has this insane sense of smell too

personally, I can't smell shit

gangbangjoe · 07-09-2006, 02:41 AM

nichepay checks always smell like fresh female pussy....

damn nader is a lucky guy

NdO · 07-09-2006, 02:59 AM

hahahaha great post! Nice find!

free4porn · 07-09-2006, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

nichepay checks always smell like fresh female pussy....

damn nader is a lucky guy

Lol good reply

gangbangjoe · 07-09-2006, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by NdO

hahahaha great post! Nice find!

STFU BOT

Red Ezra · 07-09-2006, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

STFU BOT

hehehehe

georgeyw · 07-09-2006, 03:37 AM

heh - hope you don't do a taste test on those cheques too...

Vitasoy · 07-09-2006, 03:40 AM

heh I will be doing some sniffing

cranki · 07-09-2006, 03:56 AM

hmmmmm lavender...

notabook · 07-09-2006, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

nichepay checks always smell like fresh female pussy....

As opposed to... fresh male pussy?

themanager · 07-09-2006, 04:09 AM

K I learned something today.

Kimo · 07-09-2006, 04:09 AM

yeah just dont lick the checks LOL

Powder · 07-09-2006, 05:06 AM

I'll make sure I wipe my ass with the checks

gangbangjoe · 07-09-2006, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

As opposed to... fresh male pussy?

stfu pervert

burned another cat today?

Slap Dot · 07-09-2006, 05:11 AM

I just smelled about 10 checks. I can see what you're saying.. hahha

gooddomains · 07-09-2006, 05:12 AM

good for ya

Barefootsies · 07-09-2006, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace

you sound like my wife, she smells EVERYTHING....and she has this insane sense of smell too

personally, I can't smell shit

Same here. Although I'll pass on the whiffing of checks. I'll leave that to the cashier.

ClubAdultDesign · 07-09-2006, 05:59 AM

Cigarettes have fucking ruined my sense of smell who's with me?

If you think cigarettes don't fuck your sense of smell up, quit for a week and tell me how bad your wife's clam stinks.

scottybuzz · 07-09-2006, 06:33 AM

hahahahahahahah

DWB · 07-09-2006, 06:34 AM

Ummmm... not a good idea to smell ANYTHING that comes from my place. Touching it is bad enough.

cranki · 07-09-2006, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Ummmm... not a good idea to smell ANYTHING that comes from my place. Touching it is bad enough.

no running water?

VicD · 07-09-2006, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

By smelling your check. Yeah, that's right, I said smelling your check.

For example, I have determined that whoever signs my Dukedollars.com checks is a heavy smoker, because when I open my check, it usually smells like a lit cigarette.

Also, whoever signs my Occash.com checks likes to wear a shitload of cologne.

Sometimes you can also smell what that person's house/office smells like or if they were even cooking or eating food at the time. Not too long ago, I got a check that had a grape juice stain on it.

Okay friends, so what have we all learned today? When you get your checks make sure to always smell them, that way you can be a weirdo just like me.

MakingCoin_Fatal · 07-09-2006, 07:28 AM

hehe! ok i'll try it too!

sharp · 07-09-2006, 07:38 AM

I learned that my sponsor must be terrorists. I sniffed it and it smelled like anthrax.

FunForOne · 07-09-2006, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

STFU BOT

great post! Nice find!

NdO · 07-09-2006, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

STFU BOT

ROBOT Incoming! Actually I'm not a bot

And I really did like the post

So next time say to the mirror that the bot has to stfu

NdO · 07-09-2006, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by FunForOne

great post! Nice find!

I guess you guys think every post wich is like great post! Nice find! Is a bot message?

gangbangjoe · 07-09-2006, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NdO

ROBOT Incoming! Actually I'm not a bot

And I really did like the post

So next time say to the mirror that the bot has to stfu

stfu dude

NOW

before i own you

The Heron · 07-09-2006, 08:14 AM

Sponsors should put a little crack in with the check, they'd have you as a dedicated affiliate forever fool.

NdO · 07-09-2006, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

stfu dude

NOW

before i own you

great post! Nice find!

Just joking relax

gangbangjoe · 07-09-2006, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by NdO

great post! Nice find!

Just joking relax

nice postbot

what a variety of answers he has

BoyAlley · 07-09-2006, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Ummmm... not a good idea to smell ANYTHING that comes from my place. Touching it is bad enough.

07-09-2006, 02:37 AM	#1
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