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SomeCreep 07-09-2006 02:37 AM

You Can Learn A Lot About The Person Who Signs Your Checks...
 
By smelling your check. Yeah, that's right, I said smelling your check.

For example, I have determined that whoever signs my Dukedollars.com checks is a heavy smoker, because when I open my check, it usually smells like a lit cigarette.

Also, whoever signs my Occash.com checks likes to wear a shitload of cologne.

Sometimes you can also smell what that person's house/office smells like or if they were even cooking or eating food at the time. Not too long ago, I got a check that had a grape juice stain on it.

Okay friends, so what have we all learned today? When you get your checks make sure to always smell them, that way you can be a weirdo just like me. :winkwink: :glugglug

Jace 07-09-2006 02:40 AM

you sound like my wife, she smells EVERYTHING....and she has this insane sense of smell too

personally, I can't smell shit

gangbangjoe 07-09-2006 02:41 AM

nichepay checks always smell like fresh female pussy....


damn nader is a lucky guy

NdO 07-09-2006 02:59 AM

hahahaha great post! Nice find!

free4porn 07-09-2006 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
nichepay checks always smell like fresh female pussy....


damn nader is a lucky guy

Lol good reply :thumbsup

gangbangjoe 07-09-2006 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NdO
hahahaha great post! Nice find!



STFU BOT :thumbsup

Red Ezra 07-09-2006 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
STFU BOT :thumbsup

hehehehe

georgeyw 07-09-2006 03:37 AM

heh - hope you don't do a taste test on those cheques too...

Vitasoy 07-09-2006 03:40 AM

heh I will be doing some sniffing

cranki 07-09-2006 03:56 AM

hmmmmm lavender... :)

notabook 07-09-2006 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
nichepay checks always smell like fresh female pussy....

As opposed to... fresh male pussy?

themanager 07-09-2006 04:09 AM

K I learned something today.

Kimo 07-09-2006 04:09 AM

yeah just dont lick the checks LOL

Powder 07-09-2006 05:06 AM

I'll make sure I wipe my ass with the checks

gangbangjoe 07-09-2006 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
As opposed to... fresh male pussy?

stfu pervert



burned another cat today?

Slap Dot 07-09-2006 05:11 AM

I just smelled about 10 checks. I can see what you're saying.. hahha

gooddomains 07-09-2006 05:12 AM

good for ya

Barefootsies 07-09-2006 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
you sound like my wife, she smells EVERYTHING....and she has this insane sense of smell too

personally, I can't smell shit

Same here. Although I'll pass on the whiffing of checks. I'll leave that to the cashier.

:winkwink:

ClubAdultDesign 07-09-2006 05:59 AM

Cigarettes have fucking ruined my sense of smell who's with me?

If you think cigarettes don't fuck your sense of smell up, quit for a week and tell me how bad your wife's clam stinks.

scottybuzz 07-09-2006 06:33 AM

hahahahahahahah

DWB 07-09-2006 06:34 AM

Ummmm... not a good idea to smell ANYTHING that comes from my place. Touching it is bad enough.

cranki 07-09-2006 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Ummmm... not a good idea to smell ANYTHING that comes from my place. Touching it is bad enough.

no running water? :Oh crap

VicD 07-09-2006 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep
By smelling your check. Yeah, that's right, I said smelling your check.

For example, I have determined that whoever signs my Dukedollars.com checks is a heavy smoker, because when I open my check, it usually smells like a lit cigarette.

Also, whoever signs my Occash.com checks likes to wear a shitload of cologne.

Sometimes you can also smell what that person's house/office smells like or if they were even cooking or eating food at the time. Not too long ago, I got a check that had a grape juice stain on it.

Okay friends, so what have we all learned today? When you get your checks make sure to always smell them, that way you can be a weirdo just like me. :winkwink: :glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MakingCoin_Fatal 07-09-2006 07:28 AM

hehe! ok i'll try it too!

sharp 07-09-2006 07:38 AM

I learned that my sponsor must be terrorists. I sniffed it and it smelled like anthrax.

FunForOne 07-09-2006 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
STFU BOT :thumbsup



great post! Nice find!

NdO 07-09-2006 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
STFU BOT :thumbsup

ROBOT Incoming! Actually I'm not a bot :disgust And I really did like the post :upsidedow So next time say to the mirror that the bot has to stfu :1orglaugh

NdO 07-09-2006 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FunForOne
great post! Nice find!

I guess you guys think every post wich is like great post! Nice find! Is a bot message? :error

gangbangjoe 07-09-2006 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NdO
ROBOT Incoming! Actually I'm not a bot :disgust And I really did like the post :upsidedow So next time say to the mirror that the bot has to stfu :1orglaugh


stfu dude

NOW

before i own you

The Heron 07-09-2006 08:14 AM

Sponsors should put a little crack in with the check, they'd have you as a dedicated affiliate forever fool.

NdO 07-09-2006 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
stfu dude

NOW

before i own you

great post! Nice find!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Just joking relax :upsidedow

gangbangjoe 07-09-2006 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NdO
great post! Nice find!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Just joking relax :upsidedow


nice postbot

what a variety of answers he has



































:1orglaugh

BoyAlley 07-09-2006 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Ummmm... not a good idea to smell ANYTHING that comes from my place. Touching it is bad enough.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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