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meeting girls of myspace
Tell me you stories good and bad
I got a girl going on at the moment and want to meet her and vise versa, wheres the best place to meet her? and our you expected to sleep with her on first meet? what about kiss? dam i prefer the real world, but my immaturity and confidence is fading so its alot harder for me now
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Stay home, watch a new porn movie, and then bust one out. It sounds like you may have better luck with that.
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go to some bar, have drinks and see how stuff develops...
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you can try it, i'll see you at "to catch a predator"
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Here's a post I put up on a seduction forum over 2 years ago about my exploits on myspace.
Lay Report: Hot bitch younglatino Age: 18 School: Arizona State University - Freshman Met her on myspace. I added her, she chatted with me for a few days and then I asked her out and she agreed. She seemed to need alot of reassurance to make sure that I was serious and not just fcuking with her. She flaked the first night we were supposed to go out by saying that she was in a bad mood. She emailed me the next day and asked me if I would take her out. I told her to come to my house and go swimming and she said no. She wanted to meet somewhere, so I suggested a coffee shop. I walked in the coffee shop at 8:00. We hugged and talked for a few minutes. I suggested we walk around the area for a bit, so we did. She seemed up for anything, so I just walked with her to my car and she got in with me. There was no discussion as to where we were going, so I knew it was on. I drove us to my house, she touched me, joked about me washing her car nekid, I really knew it was on. When we got to my house, I wanted to swim with her and she said no. I got in the pool anyways for about 5 min while she sat on the edge. I got out, and we chatted next to the pool for about 30 minutes. A lot of talk about our interests and playing footsie. Then, I suggested that we went rent a movie. She was cool with that, so we went to blockbuster and got 50 1st dates (sucked). When we got into the car after renting the movie, I asked her if she was going to kiss me. She said, "uummm i dunno". So I just leaned over in the car and layed one on her. She smiled and I could tell she liked it. When we got back to my house, I put in the movie and popped some popcorn. I kissed her every couple of minutes by just leaning over and smooching her lips. She didn't seem to mind. About 15 min into the movie she jumped on my lap and strattled me. We started kissing so I picked her up by the legs and carried her to my bed and we went from there. She had some minor anti slut defense, but a little persistence broke that down. I took off my pants and was fully nekid. She eventually took all her clothes off and it was on. Here?s some of my techniques: I mirrored her communication style. She liked to joke a lot, so I joked right back ? about 11 emails worth back and fourth E.G. She asked if I was going to take her to the desert and rape her. I replied with ?the COPS got mad at me the first 2 times I did that to girls who I met on the internet? She replied to that with, ?Darn, I thought we were going to have a good time?. She?s an Aries. I studied her sign before the date and how to tell when and Aries girl likes you and how they flirt. One of the main ways is if they?re super spontaneous?up for anything?.this girl would do anything I wanted, so I knew she was down. Here?s a fvcking awesome site on how to tell if your girl is flirting: http://www.astrologyzine.com/flirting-by-sign.shtml NO NEXTING RIGHT AWAY! Before I found this site, had that girl flaked on me, then I would have probably never talked with her again, or been a d!ck to her the next time we talked. I was just cool with it. Don?t lisen to what they say, but what they do. She said that I live TOO FAR away and that she didn?t like the area that I live in b/c it?s too snobby. Also, she said she would never come to my house. Haha I was the leader in what we did. I just made sure that she was cool with it. I knew she was cool with something if she said yes. If she hesitated, I switched ideas. Either way, I led, she followed. We discussed what we were going to wear before the meeting. That way we were dressed very similar (shows a meeting of the minds in a way). She touched me a few times and I did it back to her. I complimented her on her looks and said that I was happy she was hot, and not ugly. I qualified her to myself. Stayed positive the whole time. Didn?t bring up negative subjects. Talked primarily about the future and future plans. Talked about how I love to go down on a woman. We were on the subject of sex, so why not? She was qualifying herself to me and I did it right back. First she told me about the older guys she had dated, and her high IQ, and her job, and her softball background. Then, I qualified myself by telling her that I graduated from college, just bought a house, just got out of a 5-year relationship (shows willingness to commit), was a wrestler and football player in high school. Fvck, why not?? I like to tell girls the good shyt about myself. I just mention a few high points. I don?t sit there and brag endlessly about stuff that wouldn?t otherwise come up in a typical conversation. Cheers! |
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the bar, go to a bar.
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Here's some more for ya bro. ;)
Keep in mind, I'm 32 now. Alright, so I hadn?t been hitting up girls lately on myspace for a few months, so I decide to go find what?s out there. I browsed through the girls in my zip code, found about 200 hotties ages 18-19 yrs old and added about 30 girls to my myspace. Then, I started sending emails and leaving comments for each cute girl. I had one cute little 18yo girl start commenting on my photos, so I commented back to her. She didn?t respond so I deleted her from my list. About a week later, she replied and told me she never gets online. I talked with her for about 3 more emails and I asked her for her phone number and gave her mine. She replied with her phone number and I called her after 9PM. She was cool, we talked? I slowly moved the conversation to skinny dipping. I withdrew and said ahh I probably shouldn?t talk about that. She said, ?oh no no please do!? I knew she was a freak at that point. I found out that she had a boyfriend, and that she had cheated on him 3 times by banging random guys at parties. She had no remorse about it. I knew it was a matter of time. Also, I knew she was an earth sign (astrology stuff), so I talked about my material possessions and money. I knew she?d dig that and each time I did, her voice would perk up. She was easy to read. We first met at a local mall where girls her age usually hang out. She was with a friend who I smiled at and talked to for a bit. Her friend was the talker and the girl I wanted with was the follower. I realized this and made sure her friend would like me by talking to her and watching her face while I talked. I wanted to make sure she was always smiling. I figured if I could get her friend to like me, then she?d say, ?Yea, go fvck him!? I left them on a good note and text messaged her about 10 minutes later with, ?you?re a little cutie?. She text messaged back, ?you?re not so bad yourself?. I asked them over to my house and we talked, but they had to leave an hour after they arrived. Later, she text messaged me with, ?when are we gonna fcuk?. I called her and said, ?whenever you can get over here!?. Fast forward about 1 week: Finally, last night, I had her drive over with the specific purpose of banging me. I just said, ?come over?. I?m sure she knew what to expect. She arrived at 7:30 wearing tight shorts and tight shirt, I walked her into my room and closed the door. She tried to make small talk, but I just said, ?I?m going to start making out with you now?. She didn?t say anything while I approached her and started slowly French kissing her. We made out for about 3 minutes before I leaned her back onto the bed and closed the deal. Good times?.older men and younger girls. Eric |
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cool post ER!C L!VE
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Thanks
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thanks eric
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sounds like fun! |
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When meeting someone for the first time have an out already planned and tell her about it upfront. "I can meet for drinks on Thursday around 6:00 but I may have to pick up my sister at the airport around 7:30". If things are going well then you can always say that your sister found a ride (or something like that).
Make it a public place in YOUR comfort zone. Quite well lit is recommended. Many tables have a seat facing the door and a seat facing a wall. When that happens I prefer the seat facing the wall because I'm not distracted by hotter chicks walking in the door. Remember, My Space and any dating service takes off 10 to 20 pounds so don't expect a goddess. |
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I met my fiance on myspace! Before that I met this crazy drunk chick...she was hot but it wasn't worth it!
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Go to a coffee shop so that if it's a bust you've only lost a few bucks
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Girls? Fucking pedophile :-P
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hahha good stuff sir moby
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working on my tan
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Bump for banging
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if u have a dog...tell her to meet u at the doggy park. then u can go somewhere after if u r still into her. if not, u can bail and there r so many girls that u can hitup on the way home....dogs r golden. cant even take my yorky for a walk around the block here in the city without getting the usual "so does she have a mommy"?
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take her to a strip club!
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/me hires eric live for advice on romance and fucking
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Mouhahahaha, you're such a dater
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I used http://www.laidster.com/01/ and now i get more pussy than I can handle from those skeezy myspace bitches!
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hahha....
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i wouldnt know, i wont touch myspace with a 10ft poll
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thats too long to read, i'll stick with jerking it.
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hahahaha great stories, any more real ones?
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1) Found a girl who wrote "I love sex" in her profile
added her on MSN, mentionned the sex, and she told me that her and I are probably not looking for the same things. I ask her why, and she tells me that I probably want just a 1 night stand and how she likes to be somewhat involved with the person. I explain to her how I rather have a fuckfriend than a 1 night stand, and we met, after the 2nd date, we were fucking like rabbits. 2) A girl was showing alot of interest in me, and she didnt have many pictures up nor major description. She wanted to talk to me on msn, and she had a webcam, stripped for me, and then invited me over. Been fucking her since. 3) New girl I am talking to... shamefully a good friend of girl #1. Told me she misses the sex that comes in a relationship, yet she doesn't want a relationship. She also just got herself an appartment and invited me to come over sometime this week. Girls on myspace are ALL about sex |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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ER!C L!VE... is the man :D
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this one girl I was dating from there just fucked my head up
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www.creationcrew.com
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nice info ericLive..... very useful........
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sure dbjuf, sounds too good to be true...
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check id's...for real
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Great thread LOL!
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thanks, i usually post shit threads
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try to invite her to have a candle light diner then have a party go to the bar, movie! lol!
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hm, sad...
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Good questions! Yes, since this is Myspace, all the usual rules do not apply.
1. You MUST meet her at a Starbucks. That's obligatory. 2. You MUST sleep with her on the 2nd date (at 11.17pm precisely).# 3. You MUST kiss her on the cheek after 33 mins of meeting. 4. You MUST french kiss after 1 day, 4 hours, and 3.9 mins of meeting. You're right. The real world is easier. But if you wanna play the game, these are the rules of Myspace. Good luck! |
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I met this super-gorgeous girl. We damn near did everything but fuck on a quiet street in Chicago the other night. Man, I cant wait.
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