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Rochard 07-09-2006 12:24 PM

I've been working with Spannow for four months or so. He's a great guy, hard worker, although he looks a bit evil with his facial hair going on. I'm glad to be able to call him a friend.

And no, I've never showered with him before.

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/075/012.jpg

S P A N N O W 07-09-2006 01:08 PM

11. Did you work for sex or money on Dee's site?

Answer: Strictly money, and at that time ('96/'97), good money! More important than the money though were the contacts. She knew everybody in the biz or knew someone who knew someone. Through Dee I met The Edgewater West folks and became their webmaster as well as West Coast Productions and Vince Vouyer. She was truly a springboard for me into the industry. Funny thing was that I quietly worked for years from home and never ventured out at all. So I had no idea that there were even adult-oriented conventions (let alone message boards). In '97 I went to the CES show in Vegas for the first time with Dee and was blown away by the scale of the business. By then I was working for all those companies and many more and it was amazing to hang out with all of them in one place at the same time. That's when I realized this industry was huge! Nice thing is that I'm still cool with every client I've ever worked with and, conisdering the drama we see all the time, that's refreshing... :)

JFK 07-09-2006 03:13 PM

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...awl/z16630.jpg

lulu36 07-09-2006 06:51 PM

nice one Jules! :thumbsup

JFK 07-09-2006 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lulu36
nice one Jules! :thumbsup

why thanks Kindly:thumbsup
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...awl/z16643.jpg

Rochard 07-09-2006 10:07 PM

Is it just me or does it look like this was taken a second before Spannow dropped her ass?

S P A N N O W 07-09-2006 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard
Is it just me or does it look like this was taken a second before Spannow dropped her ass?

It is just you my friend, no one in their right mind would drop the lovely Vanilla once they had her in their arms... :pimp

lulu36 07-10-2006 06:21 AM

monday morning bump :)

JFK 07-10-2006 08:54 AM

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/current/sushi/z0130.jpg

Rochard 07-10-2006 09:21 AM

Spannow, thanks for the wireless router you brought to my house this weekend. It rocks.

Vanilla DeVille 07-10-2006 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard
Is it just me or does it look like this was taken a second before Spannow dropped her ass?

HAHA - I LOVE that pic!! *Good times*

SleazyDream 07-10-2006 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lulu36
monday morning bump :)

-posted at 8:30am - wow - i had no idea people that work with me wake up soo early

lulu36 07-10-2006 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
-posted at 8:30am - wow - i had no idea people that work with me wake up soo early

moohahahaha :1orglaugh

sicone 07-10-2006 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
It is just you my friend, no one in their right mind would drop the lovely Vanilla once they had her in their arms... :pimp

I know I wouldn't

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 11:39 AM

12. What exactly did you do for homegrown?

Answer: I started doing work for Homegrown in '98 I think. They have (or had) an office in San Diego and I walked in one day and said I want work. I met with Far-L and Moffit and we talked about it. I eventually provided the design for their Mons Veneris (sp) web site and worked on some banners and such. Far-L wanted the banners to have animation AND music in them and I dont know if flash existed back then or not but I sure didnt have it or know it. So I made all that shit in shockwave - it was crazy but fun as hell. I learned a lot about a lot from them - they were good to me and good people in my book. I moved to Nor-Cal the following year and lost touch with them completely until I discovered GFY in '04 and we bumped into each other in a thread - ironic.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-10-2006 12:18 PM

Bump for the answers!

JFK 07-10-2006 12:19 PM

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...05/1/z0025.jpg

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 01:03 PM

13. What the fuck is High Technology Crime Investigation Association?

Answer: (taken from their web site) "The High Technology Crime Investigation Association (HTCIA) is designed to encourage, promote, aid and effect the voluntary interchange of data, information, experience, ideas and knowledge about methods, processes, and techniques relating to investigations and security in advanced technologies among its membership." In Engrish: it's a lot of badges and guns who party together at conferences and trade business ideas and information (sound familiar?).

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 03:53 PM

(still working on #14)

15. Rumor has it that you showed up for your job interview with Lensman and announced that you were from the Department of Justice, causing employees to hide. Can you explain this?

Answer: TRUE (sort of). I was working for D.O.J. and browsing Craigslist. I came across one of Lensman's notorious job ads and was hooked - "that's my job!" were my exact words. I was stunned that they were located just 15 minutes from my house too - who would've thought?! I emailed him but was so anxious to seize the moment that (I won't say exactly how) but I got their office address, grabbed my portfolio, jumped in the car and hauled ass! I flew into the parking lot and someone happened to be coming out as I walked up so I walked in and this dude stopped me (I don't remember who it was exactly - maybe Toby) and asked where I worked and I told him D.O.J. He turned white as a ghost,"Wait here!" he said and split quick! Next thing I know these 2 big dudes came lumbering out and confronted me,"what do you want?! Why are you here?!" etc. After a few minutes of talking to them they realized it wasn't a raid (LOL) and told me if you're looking for work go to GoFuckYourself.com (I though I was being insulted ROTF!). I left, completely bummed. A year later my cell phone rang and it was Lensman (of course I didnt know it at the time). I just thought it was some random dude feeling me out for a position. So we talked for about an hour, he offered me a job over the phone and I started the following week. Happy ending!

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 05:10 PM

16. Explain your obsession for trannies and french kissing them.

Answer: FALSE. The origins of this fallacy are good. We did a party at a night club a couple months back. Our whole crew was there. So Lens asked me to go forth and draw in girls and fill the stage, no problem. Then (we'll call him Bunni-1) grins,"Look, there's girls over there wearing bunny ears!" I replied,"Bunni-1, would you like me to go get them for you?" He snapped back enthusiastically,"YES!" So I brought 'em back,"here are your bunnys Bunni-1." One of these girls looked very much like a guy so Bunni-1, to deflect attention away from his error in judgement, began telling folks that I brought trannys etc... My lips have never touched another mans - can you say the same Bunni-1? Not that there's anything wrong with that...And there you have it.

I don't have anything against homosexuals but for some strange reason they seem to really like me...

http://spannow.adult.com/sicandi.jpg

:1orglaugh

2HousePlague 07-10-2006 05:14 PM

I don't buy any of it -- :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

2hp

baddog 07-10-2006 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
16. Explain your obsession for trannies and french kissing them.

Answer: FALSE. The origins of this fallacy are good. We did a party at a night club a couple months back. Our whole crew was there. So Lens asked me to go forth and draw in girls and fill the stage, no problem. Then (we'll call him Bunni-1) grins,"Look, there's girls over there wearing bunny ears!" I replied,"Bunni-1, would you like me to go get them for you?" He snapped back enthusiastically,"YES!" So I brought 'em back,"here are your bunnys Bunni-1." One of these girls looked very much like a guy so Bunni-1, to deflect attention away from his error in judgement, began telling folks that I brought trannys etc... My lips have never touched another mans - can you say the same Bunni-1? Not that there's anything wrong with that...And there you have it.

I don't have anything against homosexuals but for some strange reason they seem to really like me...

http://spannow.adult.com/sicandi.jpg

:1orglaugh


What is it they say? A picture is worth 1,000 words.

sicone 07-10-2006 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

ummm yeah... I was... ummmm... shit :Oh crap

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone
ummm yeah... I was... ummmm... shit :Oh crap

It's called Patron Dan and you had A LOT of it! :1orglaugh

wdsguy 07-10-2006 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
(still working on #14)

15. Rumor has it that you showed up for your job interview with Lensman and announced that you were from the Department of Justice, causing employees to hide. Can you explain this?

Answer: TRUE (sort of). I was working for D.O.J. and browsing Craigslist. I came across one of Lensman's notorious job ads and was hooked - "that's my job!" were my exact words. I was stunned that they were located just 15 minutes from my house too - who would've thought?! I emailed him but was so anxious to seize the moment that (I won't say exactly how) but I got their office address, grabbed my portfolio, jumped in the car and hauled ass! I flew into the parking lot and someone happened to be coming out as I walked up so I walked in and this dude stopped me (I don't remember who it was exactly - maybe Toby) and asked where I worked and I told him D.O.J. He turned white as a ghost,"Wait here!" he said and split quick! Next thing I know these 2 big dudes came lumbering out and confronted me,"what do you want?! Why are you here?!" etc. After a few minutes of talking to them they realized it wasn't a raid (LOL) and told me if you're looking for work go to GoFuckYourself.com (I though I was being insulted ROTF!). I left, completely bummed. A year later my cell phone rang and it was Lensman (of course I didnt know it at the time). I just thought it was some random dude feeling me out for a position. So we talked for about an hour, he offered me a job over the phone and I started the following week. Happy ending!

so rilose was about to give you a beatdown??? :1orglaugh

seeric 07-10-2006 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
16. Explain your obsession for trannies and french kissing them.

Answer: FALSE. The origins of this fallacy are good. We did a party at a night club a couple months back. Our whole crew was there. So Lens asked me to go forth and draw in girls and fill the stage, no problem. Then (we'll call him Bunni-1) grins,"Look, there's girls over there wearing bunny ears!" I replied,"Bunni-1, would you like me to go get them for you?" He snapped back enthusiastically,"YES!" So I brought 'em back,"here are your bunnys Bunni-1." One of these girls looked very much like a guy so Bunni-1, to deflect attention away from his error in judgement, began telling folks that I brought trannys etc... My lips have never touched another mans - can you say the same Bunni-1? Not that there's anything wrong with that...And there you have it.

I don't have anything against homosexuals but for some strange reason they seem to really like me...

http://spannow.adult.com/sicandi.jpg

:1orglaugh


Oh No!!!!! Sic-Owned :(

brumski 07-10-2006 05:28 PM

Spannow, we know you're a team player, you do whatever it takes to get the job done, and we love ya for it. Don't let that tranny get the best of you.:pimp

sicone 07-10-2006 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
It's called Patron Dan and you had A LOT of it! :1orglaugh

Patron will do that to you

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
Oh No!!!!! Sic-Owned :(

At least my hands are visable... I'm scared at the moment cuz I cant see Spannows hands and I dont remember that night :helpme

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
so rilose was about to give you a beatdown??? :1orglaugh

Actually it was Mike and JT (go figure)! :1orglaugh

lulu36 07-10-2006 06:26 PM

nothing like scaring the crap out of future co-worker and told to fuck yourself when looking for a job. very funny! and that lensman calls you a year later. :thumbsup

woj 07-10-2006 06:29 PM

150....,... :glugglug

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 06:34 PM

18. Is it true that you attend auctual Playboy Casting calls?

Answer: TRUE. They are offical PLAYBOY events "flying the bunny" and I'm at every one of them, once a month in a different city. I won't saything more than that except that we are working tirelessly on some great things, and have been for some time now, that will blow you away so stay tuned! This also explains my crazy travel schedule as of late...

Find out where we're going next - click the pic!
http://spannow.adult.com/pb01.gif

High Plains Drifter 07-10-2006 06:47 PM

I can't tell if I'm more jealous about the arms deal with Guido or the tranny makeout sessions.

Vendzilla 07-10-2006 07:23 PM

Whoa, I missed this party, Spannow, I get to play the next sacremento get together!!!!!!! Find some biker bar, get some low moral women, then wait for someone to yell TOGA!!!

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Whoa, I missed this party, Spannow, I get to play the next sacremento get together!!!!!!! Find some biker bar, get some low moral women, then wait for someone to yell TOGA!!!

Sounds like a plan! :pimp

Dragnet 07-10-2006 08:38 PM

cant put my finger on it but for some reason i just dont like this guy

i know im not the only one here

come on people fess up

who agrees with me

:disgust

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 09:26 PM

21. Why don't you like girls that claw?

Answer: Because clawing leaves marks and I'm not down with scarring. Rough = sometimes, permanent scars = never. RAWR!

http://www.morgenpost.de/z/photos/p/...e84a04_bmp.jpg

Although for those two (above) I might be willing to bleed a little... :Graucho

Rochard 07-10-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

Two prety boys playing kissy kissy!

sicone 07-10-2006 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard
Two prety boys playing kissy kissy!

If you play your cards right... someday Spannow may let you kiss him too

Rochard 07-10-2006 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone
If you play your cards right... someday Spannow may let you kiss him too

I don't get that drunk in publik. (no typo!)


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