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S P A N N O W 07-07-2006 09:17 PM

7. How the fuck does one get expelled from catholic school in the 2nd grade?

Answer: You have to really fuck up! As the "shape of things to come" I really liked looking at naked girls even then. So I snaked a page from my dads PLAYBOY calendar and decided that my friends at school MUST share in this beauty. I took it to school and, at recess, I called my friends over to a private corner and showed them the wonder of nude women. One kid started crying (freaking out) and ran away. The rest of the fellas were like "wooooooooow...." in unison. It turned out that one kid ran away and grabbed a nun. She came over to where we were at and dragged me to the office. They called my folks and told them I was the devil and could not attend the school anymore. So I left that private school (angry, repressed nuns) and never looked back.

Donny 07-07-2006 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard
I WILL PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR THE PHOTOS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST.

There were NO photos. Furthermore, The Impossible Mission Force disavows any knowledge of this incident.

Rochard 07-07-2006 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny
There were NO photos. Furthermore, The Impossible Mission Force disavows any knowledge of this incident.

Tell us more!

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Juicy D. Links 07-07-2006 11:30 PM

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2HousePlague 07-08-2006 12:08 AM


Here's SPANNOW enjoying the wrapper of things -- :)

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S P A N N O W 07-08-2006 12:15 AM

Behold the wrapper of things -- :)

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Pete-KT 07-08-2006 12:18 AM

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seeric 07-08-2006 01:18 AM

s p a n n o w is the beholder of all things desired by man

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S P A N N O W 07-08-2006 04:39 AM

8. Talk about you first money as an illustrator.

Answer: I started marking money as an illustrator in 2nd grade as well. The guys in my Catholic School would come to me at lunch and whisper," hey can you draw me a picture of a nekked lady?" Well of course I could, and did, but it was gonna cost 'em - Bwahaha! I started drawing naked ladies for a quarter a picture and we made the exchanges at lunch behind the school like some kind of drug deal. Again, this further "illustrated" the shape of things to come. Later when I was in my teens illustration was how I bought my first motorcycles, parties and stuff. I thought for a time that I would do that for the rest of my life - I love art. But as I got older I realized that until you're dead nobody is gonna pay top-dollar for your shit. So, sadly I left art for a more lucrative career field.
* See question # 3 :1orglaugh

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Trixxxia 07-08-2006 08:11 AM

Spannow, you have an interesting past! Can't wait to hear more :) Congrats on the Ambush!

Kimo 07-08-2006 08:49 AM

looking forward to the rest of this!

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ffmihai 07-08-2006 10:07 AM

the dream job would be to test them not just choose them

cranki 07-08-2006 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links


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SleazyDream 07-08-2006 11:36 AM


Indiana Jones returns!!!!!!!!!!!!

woj 07-08-2006 11:38 AM

100...,.....

Funbrunette 07-08-2006 11:49 AM

Great Interview....I'd hit it! :thumbsup

High Plains Drifter 07-08-2006 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
6. Discuss your FBI training.

Answer: I worked at the D.O.J. satellite as their webmaster. I established their in-house video editing department and began producing training videos. One day the Training Department Mgr asked me if I knew how to enhance video and handed me a vhs surveillance tape. I said lemme see what I can do. I "did my thing" to it and they were impressed. They asked me if I could put together a small little powerpoint presentation and would I be interested in making it into a class at an upcoming conference - of ocurse I said yes. So I made this PPT and prepared a small class for this show. The time came and they said here's your itinerary for the Symposium. I began to wonder what I'd gotten myself into. In 2002 I flew to Washington D.C. and delivered a course to Federal, State and Local law enforcement. There were FBI and Secret Service dudes there too I couldn't believe it. I was terrified but reasoned that they didn't know me and therefore assumed that I was an expert - so I walked out on stage (in front of 300 attendees) and was an expert on Surveillance Video Enhancement! LOL The symposium evals came back and folks voted my class in the top 3 classes there so the HTCIA (HiTech Crime Investigation Assoc.) asked me to prepare more classess and start doing these symposiums regularly. I made lots of friends at FBI, SS and all kinds of law enforcement - they all knew about my adult background and didnt care. My friends at the bureau even asked me to apply but THAT offer I had to decline. Even though they were cool with my adult bg that didn't mean I was comfortable with ANOTHER background investigation - fuck that (1st B.I. was for the service: TS Clearance)! Btw, those cops party just like WE do!

Great story! And not a bad thing to have on the resume.

Mr. Romance 07-08-2006 12:15 PM

Congrats on a Great interveiw to an industry leader!


Mr. Romance

S P A N N O W 07-08-2006 06:07 PM

9. Discuss arms dealing with the Guido in San Diego.

Answer: True. Around '93 in San Diego I was stationed at Coranado Island. Those of you who are familiar with Coranado prolly know the Hotel Del Coranado. Well they have a bar there and its a good one too. Well one night my friends and I went and hung out there. At some point I found myself sitting at a table alone. So this old guy (looked to be in his 50's) comes over and sits down. He's noticeably drunk and picks up a conversation he must've been having with someone else (I guess he got confused). So he starts telling me what he's in the market for regarding weapons. I laughed at first not taking him seriously - just another drunk fool - but I played along with him for kicks. I told him "what do you need? You know that base over there, I have access to it and can get you whatever you need man? Exocets, harpoons, stingers, etc. It's really no big deal - a piece of cake." He leaned over and stuffed something in my shirt pocket,"I like you man, you're my kinda guy." Anyhow we kept talking and through the course of the night I must've promised him half an army (all the while he kept stuffing shit in my pocket) and he told me his people would contact me soon. With that he got up and left. After he was gone we left that bar and on the taxi ride back to the base I decided to check my pocket.... It was full of hundred dollar bills (HOLY SHIT)!!!!

drunken cowboy 07-08-2006 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

great pic!

S P A N N O W 07-08-2006 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Funbrunette
....I'd hit it! :thumbsup

Hey now.... http://spannow.adult.com/callme.gif

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Big_Papi 07-09-2006 03:03 AM


Haha, I remember that night. A convict almost got a conjugal visit! :1orglaugh Congrats on the ambush bro! I already know the answers to most of these so you better answer truthfully.

Dre

Kimo 07-09-2006 03:48 AM

awesome interview guys

S P A N N O W 07-09-2006 04:16 AM

10. Talk about your job as production manager for Playboy.

Answer: As the Production Manager I oversee all aspects of production. Shooters send me talent - I give 'em the green light on a girl and tell them what to shoot her for. They shoot it and send it to me for review. I serve as the Executive Producer for all of our DVDs. When the DVDs are authored they're sent to me for review then legal review, replication and distribution. At our PB shoots I direct the videos we produce of the lovely ladies we found at the Casting Calls (hilarious video of me "directing" has already been posted in this thread). Lately my job entails A LOT of travel so you gotta maintain a flexible schedule. Now and then Lensman still calls on me to design stuff when Rilose gets slammed. And of course I put out any fires as required - wherever they are.

Vitasoy 07-09-2006 04:37 AM

I'm all eyes on this one :)

Donny 07-09-2006 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
9. Discuss arms dealing with the Guido in San Diego.

Answer: True. Around '93 in San Diego I was stationed at Coranado Island. Those of you who are familiar with Coranado prolly know the Hotel Del Coranado. Well they have a bar there and its a good one too. Well one night my friends and I went and hung out there. At some point I found myself sitting at a table alone. So this old guy (looked to be in his 50's) comes over and sits down. He's noticeably drunk and picks up a conversation he must've been having with someone else (I guess he got confused). So he starts telling me what he's in the market for regarding weapons. I laughed at first not taking him seriously - just another drunk fool - but I played along with him for kicks. I told him "what do you need? You know that base over there, I have access to it and can get you whatever you need man? Exocets, harpoons, stingers, etc. It's really no big deal - a piece of cake." He leaned over and stuffed something in my shirt pocket,"I like you man, you're my kinda guy." Anyhow we kept talking and through the course of the night I must've promised him half an army (all the while he kept stuffing shit in my pocket) and he told me his people would contact me soon. With that he got up and left. After he was gone we left that bar and on the taxi ride back to the base I decided to check my pocket.... It was full of hundred dollar bills (HOLY SHIT)!!!!


That's exactly the type of situation I'd love to find myself in. How fun and funny!

lulu36 07-09-2006 07:39 AM

Go Spannow! Go Spannow! :playboy

S P A N N O W 07-09-2006 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Donny
That's exactly the type of situation I'd love to find myself in. How fun and funny!

It was hella fun at the time and then afterwords I was little freaked out! :1orglaugh

Tachy goes to coventry 07-09-2006 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
10. Talk about your job as production manager for Playboy.

Answer: As the Production Manager I oversee all aspects of production. Shooters send me talent - I give 'em the green light on a girl and tell them what to shoot her for. They shoot it and send it to me for review. I serve as the Executive Producer for all of our DVDs. When the DVDs are authored they're sent to me for review then legal review, replication and distribution. At our PB shoots I direct the videos we produce of the lovely ladies we found at the Casting Calls (hilarious video of me "directing" has already been posted in this thread). Lately my job entails A LOT of travel so you gotta maintain a flexible schedule. Now and then Lensman still calls on me to design stuff when Rilose gets slammed. And of course I put out any fires as required - wherever they are.

do you go to the casting calls

S P A N N O W 07-09-2006 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Tachy goes to coventry
do you go to the casting calls

That's question # 18, be patient Neo the answers are coming (in order)...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-09-2006 12:07 PM

Good interview so far. So what are your favorite editing tools? Any pics of your editing set-up?

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