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Jamie · 06-04-2002, 02:28 PM

A guy goes into a pet store looking for a pet. The pet store owner asks him what he wants and he says "I'm not sure." The owner says "I know what you want, I got this toothless hamster." The guy says "What do I want with a toothless hamster?"

The owner goes "Pull down your pants and I'll show you." So the guy pulls down his pants and the pet store owner sets down the hamster and instantly it lunges at his dick and gives him the best BJ ever. The guy buys the hamster.

He takes it home and releases it in the house in front of his wife. His wife screams and jumps up on a chair and screams, "AHHHH! What the hell is that?" The guy goes "You never the fuck mind, just teach it to cook and get the fuck out."

[Labret] · 06-04-2002, 02:39 PM

ahh yes. Bestiality and sexism. Two things that make a joke great.

MrBandwidth · 06-04-2002, 02:42 PM

When I read the title, I was hoping he wanted to buy an old Commodore Pet! DAMN!

Rod · 06-04-2002, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
ahh yes. Bestiality and sexism. Two things that make a joke great.

My dreams comes reality!!

Milton · 06-04-2002, 02:50 PM

buy a pig

kmanrox · 06-04-2002, 02:50 PM

ROFL!!!!

now, does anyone know where to get a toothless hamster??

cherrylula · 06-04-2002, 02:58 PM

Removal of teeth and claws is usually standard preparation of a hamster (or gerbil) for anal insertion.

Yes, there are guys who enjoy a squirming vermin in their anus. Urban legends are usually based upon some sort of actual fact.

I just realized how disturbing it is that I know things like this due to my involvement in the adult industry for a few years now.

Ever heard of a frozen turd inside a condom fetish? I had a boss that was really into that. I do believe he kept frozen stools inside of a condom, in his freezer. He was gay, but liked to get off on watching chicks use a poop filled condom to masturbate.

::shrugs::

WTF? · 06-04-2002, 03:00 PM

I have a goat for sale!

Jamie · 06-04-2002, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by WTF?
I have a goat for sale!

Is it toothless?

jimmy3way · 06-04-2002, 04:24 PM

This joke is Jimmy Family approved.

Jamie is close enough to Jimmy to be a member of the Family. But you're only like a cousin.

kmanrox · 06-04-2002, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
Removal of teeth and claws is usually standard preparation of a hamster (or gerbil) for anal insertion.

Yes, there are guys who enjoy a squirming vermin in their anus. Urban legends are usually based upon some sort of actual fact.

I just realized how disturbing it is that I know things like this due to my involvement in the adult industry for a few years now.

Ever heard of a frozen turd inside a condom fetish? I had a boss that was really into that. I do believe he kept frozen stools inside of a condom, in his freezer. He was gay, but liked to get off on watching chicks use a poop filled condom to masturbate.

::shrugs::

ummm.... i almost gagged thinking about it, then after further thought and visualization, i think I could be down for that.... but id have to be on LSD....

jimmy3way · 06-04-2002, 04:27 PM

kman that whole nasty ass post is NOT Jimmy Family approved.

06-04-2002, 02:28 PM	#1
Jamie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: CelebPay.com Posts: 2,517	Looking to buy a pet A guy goes into a pet store looking for a pet. The pet store owner asks him what he wants and he says "I'm not sure." The owner says "I know what you want, I got this toothless hamster." The guy says "What do I want with a toothless hamster?" The owner goes "Pull down your pants and I'll show you." So the guy pulls down his pants and the pet store owner sets down the hamster and instantly it lunges at his dick and gives him the best BJ ever. The guy buys the hamster. He takes it home and releases it in the house in front of his wife. His wife screams and jumps up on a chair and screams, "AHHHH! What the hell is that?" The guy goes "You never the fuck mind, just teach it to cook and get the fuck out." __________________ CelebPay: Promote Celebrity Reviews i/c/q - :1851935

06-04-2002, 02:50 PM	#6
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	ROFL!!!! now, does anyone know where to get a toothless hamster?? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

06-04-2002, 02:58 PM	#7
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Removal of teeth and claws is usually standard preparation of a hamster (or gerbil) for anal insertion. Yes, there are guys who enjoy a squirming vermin in their anus. Urban legends are usually based upon some sort of actual fact. I just realized how disturbing it is that I know things like this due to my involvement in the adult industry for a few years now. Ever heard of a frozen turd inside a condom fetish? I had a boss that was really into that. I do believe he kept frozen stools inside of a condom, in his freezer. He was gay, but liked to get off on watching chicks use a poop filled condom to masturbate. ::shrugs:: Last edited by cherrylula; 06-04-2002 at 03:00 PM..

06-04-2002, 03:00 PM	#8
WTF? Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 264	I have a goat for sale! __________________ ..

06-04-2002, 04:24 PM	#10
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	This joke is Jimmy Family approved. Jamie is close enough to Jimmy to be a member of the Family. But you're only like a cousin. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

06-04-2002, 02:39 PM	#2
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	ahh yes. Bestiality and sexism. Two things that make a joke great.

06-04-2002, 02:42 PM	#3
MrBandwidth Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 191	When I read the title, I was hoping he wanted to buy an old Commodore Pet! DAMN!

06-04-2002, 02:50 PM	#5
Milton Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mauritius Posts: 1,118	buy a pig

06-04-2002, 04:27 PM	#12
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	kman that whole nasty ass post is NOT Jimmy Family approved. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.