Looking to buy a pet
 

A guy goes into a pet store looking for a pet. The pet store owner asks him what he wants and he says "I'm not sure." The owner says "I know what you want, I got this toothless hamster." The guy says "What do I want with a toothless hamster?"

The owner goes "Pull down your pants and I'll show you." So the guy pulls down his pants and the pet store owner sets down the hamster and instantly it lunges at his dick and gives him the best BJ ever. The guy buys the hamster.

He takes it home and releases it in the house in front of his wife. His wife screams and jumps up on a chair and screams, "AHHHH! What the hell is that?" The guy goes "You never the fuck mind, just teach it to cook and get the fuck out."

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ahh yes. Bestiality and sexism. Two things that make a joke great.

When I read the title, I was hoping he wanted to buy an old Commodore Pet! DAMN!

My dreams comes reality!!

buy a pig

ROFL!!!!

now, does anyone know where to get a toothless hamster??

Removal of teeth and claws is usually standard preparation of a hamster (or gerbil) for anal insertion.

Yes, there are guys who enjoy a squirming vermin in their anus. Urban legends are usually based upon some sort of actual fact.


I just realized how disturbing it is that I know things like this due to my involvement in the adult industry for a few years now.

Ever heard of a frozen turd inside a condom fetish? I had a boss that was really into that. I do believe he kept frozen stools inside of a condom, in his freezer. He was gay, but liked to get off on watching chicks use a poop filled condom to masturbate.

::shrugs::

I have a goat for sale!

Is it toothless?

This joke is Jimmy Family approved.

Jamie is close enough to Jimmy to be a member of the Family. But you're only like a cousin.

ummm.... i almost gagged thinking about it, then after further thought and visualization, i think I could be down for that.... but id have to be on LSD....

kman that whole nasty ass post is NOT Jimmy Family approved.