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woj 07-05-2006 02:18 PM

100.........

TheEnforcer 07-05-2006 02:19 PM

Already been said but bears repeating. I don't care whether they drive an expensive car like a Jag or Rolls Royce or a cheap rusted out 68 Dodge if they park in a handicap zone when they aren't handicapped and allowed to do so they deserve to get towed. Rich or poor has nothing to do with it. Common decency does.

woj 07-05-2006 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
Ever heard the story about the old man who walks into a store to do some quick shopping? 5 minutes later he walks out to see a cop writing a parking ticket. Immediately, he goes up to the officer and pleads with him, "I was only in the store 5 minutes!"

The cop doesn't flinch and keeps writing.

The old man then calls him a flat foot and a few other insults.
Cop smirks and begins to write another ticket.

Furious, the old man calls the cop a pig, insults his mother and spits on his shoe.
The cop just smirks and writes *another* ticket and walks away.

A bystander who saw the whole exchange approaches the old man and asks incredulously, "Are you stupid? Why did you keep insulting the cop? Now you've got $250 in fines instead of a $20 parking ticket!"

The old man just laughs, "That's okay: It's not my car. I took the bus here."

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

minusonebit 07-05-2006 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
And you'll be my little bitch if I find you illegally parked on my rounds.

You know, people like you deserve to be shot. And dont worry, you'll tow the wrong guy someday real soon and he'll come out of the house or wherever with a 12 ga and teach your little unarmed, no power of arrest, wannabe cop punk ass a thing or two about the real world.

At first, I thought you were just being sarcastic about taking a job as a unpaid meter maid and part time asshole. But you werent, you actually took a job making other people's lives miserable. How many other people have you had towed? Is it always rich people or do you tow anything while you zealiously enforce the so-called law? Have you ever thought about the fact that maybe you are towing thier only means of transportation and thier livlihood? What about when you see an old car broke down on the side of the road. Do you call in and have it towed away, without considering the fact that it might be the last possession that some guy has or that he went to go borrow money from a friend/family member to get a part and would be back in the morning to get it, and now you piled a tow and storage bill onto an already tough situation?

I had an experince once with a jackass like you when I just got my license. I parked in front of a fire hydrant in downtown Indianapolis while I was volunteering at a poltical fundraiser dinner. Now, I didnt know there was a fire hydrant there because some city slobs for employees had stacked up some barricades that they had taken off the street after finishing some sort of project in front of it so that it was impossible to see from my angle that there was a damn fire hydrant there.

I had to pay the city nearly $200 for the tow, the storage and the fine and that was money at the time that I couldnt afford. To make matters worse, it had to be in cash and the city didnt take credit cards, nor was there an ATM anywhere nearby. The nearest one was 11 blocks away. It was 1 AM, and it was toward the south side of town, a place where a white boy shouldnt be at night. But I bet some jackass like you saw my reasonably nice car and said "Look at this fuck, parking in front of the fire hydrant, I'm gonna teach him a thing or two!" and called in the tow. Of course, I wrote to city officals and tried to get my money back, no such luck.

You arent even getting paid for what you do, are you? You just do it for the sheer pleasure it gives you in fucking people over. You arent even a meter maid, they get paid for thier 'service'. You are below that.

You are a disgusting puke. I hope someone gives you what you deserve.

Doctor Dre 07-05-2006 02:31 PM

If he was parked handicap, that's a good thing. Handicap zones and parking near the streets corner should be the only place where parking tickets are given.

Liquid Houdini 07-05-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Reminds me of a time I pulled up to the front of a club on a busy street in my car with the radio loud to get Valet'd.

I get out of the car, a cop pulls next to me, rolls down his window and yells, "TURN DOWN YOUR STEREO". I'm like, wtf? It's a stock stereo on a MB SL, they aren't that loud. I get back in, turn it down, and he yells driving off, "Next time I won't warn you".

WTF? I hate asshole LEO's with small dick syndrome.

Oddly enough...you'll also be among the first to complain why traffic isn't moving as fast as you think it should.

Maybe its because some asshole is parked where he shouldn't be, huh?

Walk a mile.....

Anthony 07-05-2006 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liquid Houdini
Oddly enough...you'll also be among the first to complain why traffic isn't moving as fast as you think it should.

Maybe its because some asshole is parked where he shouldn't be, huh?

Walk a mile.....

Did you read idiot? I was in Valet, which was next to the road.

Moron.

Peaches 07-05-2006 08:48 PM

I think it's awesome :) I'd love to be able to get every asshole who doesn't have a placard and parks in handicapped parking towed and fined. I don't care if they're driving a Rolls or a Pinto (and yes, I actually DID see a Pinto in the grocery store parking lot so people are still driving them ;) ).

SilentKnight 07-06-2006 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit
You know, people like you deserve to be shot. And dont worry, you'll tow the wrong guy someday real soon and he'll come out of the house or wherever with a 12 ga and teach your little unarmed, no power of arrest, wannabe cop punk ass a thing or two about the real world.

At first, I thought you were just being sarcastic about taking a job as a unpaid meter maid and part time asshole. But you werent, you actually took a job making other people's lives miserable. How many other people have you had towed? Is it always rich people or do you tow anything while you zealiously enforce the so-called law? Have you ever thought about the fact that maybe you are towing thier only means of transportation and thier livlihood? What about when you see an old car broke down on the side of the road. Do you call in and have it towed away, without considering the fact that it might be the last possession that some guy has or that he went to go borrow money from a friend/family member to get a part and would be back in the morning to get it, and now you piled a tow and storage bill onto an already tough situation?

I had an experince once with a jackass like you when I just got my license. I parked in front of a fire hydrant in downtown Indianapolis while I was volunteering at a poltical fundraiser dinner. Now, I didnt know there was a fire hydrant there because some city slobs for employees had stacked up some barricades that they had taken off the street after finishing some sort of project in front of it so that it was impossible to see from my angle that there was a damn fire hydrant there.

I had to pay the city nearly $200 for the tow, the storage and the fine and that was money at the time that I couldnt afford. To make matters worse, it had to be in cash and the city didnt take credit cards, nor was there an ATM anywhere nearby. The nearest one was 11 blocks away. It was 1 AM, and it was toward the south side of town, a place where a white boy shouldnt be at night. But I bet some jackass like you saw my reasonably nice car and said "Look at this fuck, parking in front of the fire hydrant, I'm gonna teach him a thing or two!" and called in the tow. Of course, I wrote to city officals and tried to get my money back, no such luck.

You arent even getting paid for what you do, are you? You just do it for the sheer pleasure it gives you in fucking people over. You arent even a meter maid, they get paid for thier 'service'. You are below that.

You are a disgusting puke. I hope someone gives you what you deserve.

The rampant assumptions that litter your warped views are truly creative.

The sheer pleasure would be dealing with ignorant and assholes like you.

Advocating murder over a parking infraction is about the most juvenile thing I've read on GFY.

What are you...12?

babedirect 07-06-2006 01:16 AM

haha, thats funny~

Vasago Reno 07-06-2006 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit
You know, people like you deserve to be shot. And dont worry, you'll tow the wrong guy someday real soon and he'll come out of the house or wherever with a 12 ga and teach your little unarmed, no power of arrest, wannabe cop punk ass a thing or two about the real world.

At first, I thought you were just being sarcastic about taking a job as a unpaid meter maid and part time asshole. But you werent, you actually took a job making other people's lives miserable. How many other people have you had towed? Is it always rich people or do you tow anything while you zealiously enforce the so-called law? Have you ever thought about the fact that maybe you are towing thier only means of transportation and thier livlihood? What about when you see an old car broke down on the side of the road. Do you call in and have it towed away, without considering the fact that it might be the last possession that some guy has or that he went to go borrow money from a friend/family member to get a part and would be back in the morning to get it, and now you piled a tow and storage bill onto an already tough situation?

I had an experince once with a jackass like you when I just got my license. I parked in front of a fire hydrant in downtown Indianapolis while I was volunteering at a poltical fundraiser dinner. Now, I didnt know there was a fire hydrant there because some city slobs for employees had stacked up some barricades that they had taken off the street after finishing some sort of project in front of it so that it was impossible to see from my angle that there was a damn fire hydrant there.

I had to pay the city nearly $200 for the tow, the storage and the fine and that was money at the time that I couldnt afford. To make matters worse, it had to be in cash and the city didnt take credit cards, nor was there an ATM anywhere nearby. The nearest one was 11 blocks away. It was 1 AM, and it was toward the south side of town, a place where a white boy shouldnt be at night. But I bet some jackass like you saw my reasonably nice car and said "Look at this fuck, parking in front of the fire hydrant, I'm gonna teach him a thing or two!" and called in the tow. Of course, I wrote to city officals and tried to get my money back, no such luck.

You arent even getting paid for what you do, are you? You just do it for the sheer pleasure it gives you in fucking people over. You arent even a meter maid, they get paid for thier 'service'. You are below that.

You are a disgusting puke. I hope someone gives you what you deserve.

Whoa! That's what - a 9.5 on the Pity Meter?

Step away from the keyboard - and listen to yourself.

You admit to having parked in front of a hydrant. You got ticketed and towed. Should have been end of story.

But no - then you go on with a lame excuse (which, btw - are like assholes ... everyone has one). With your excuse you blame:

1. the slobbish city workers
2. the guy who wrote the ticket and had you towed

I'm surprised you left out the guy who installed the hydrant. Or the guy who sold you the car. Or Ronald McDonald.

What's missing here?

Oh, I know.

YOU.

You're to blame. Its YOUR fault.

But wait, it gets better.

Then you throw all this vile, hatred and contempt at some anonymous guy on the internet who you've never met, doesn't know you - and did NOTHING to you. He's not even in the same fucking country as you. Yet you take out your stupidity and frustration on a complete stranger.

Way to go, fucktard. You're a genuine piece of work.

I'm glad your fat ass got towed and that it was a major inconvenience.

Attitudes like yours deserve it.

Michael2017K 07-06-2006 05:08 AM

I just have one more thing to say: GFY!

polish_aristocrat 07-06-2006 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
Seems to me You are rich bashing, listen to yourself...........

"He was well-dressed in his finest golfing attire and had that incredibly pampered and coiffed look about him, right down to his $300 italian shoes."
Jealousy ??
just because he owns a car that is worth 2 of yours?
"I have two vehicles in the driveway that add up to the cost of a Jaguar."

I bet you thought everyone would be on your side about this, stick to taking pictures, instead of posting selfrighteous drivel, trying to justify your actions. Flame away :pimp

but do you park in handicapped zones or not?

polish_aristocrat 07-06-2006 05:23 AM

personally i never take their places and those who do definitely make me angry

disabled people should be given some respect instead of making ther lifes even harder and taking their rights from them

justsexxx 07-06-2006 05:25 AM

Lol why you have to be jealous when you have some asshole abusing the parkingzones for handicapted ppl?

Oh and you don't have to be rick for a jag...Buy a 2 year old one(s type), and you buy one for the same price as a new Civic Type R...

polish_aristocrat 07-06-2006 05:27 AM

i dont necessarly understand the bragging part of this thread though

Vasago Reno 07-06-2006 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
i dont necessarly understand the bragging part of this thread though

Helped get it to 3 pages, over 100 replies and nearly a thousand views?

DutchTeenCash 07-06-2006 06:37 AM

jealousy is a bitch

~Ray 07-06-2006 07:27 AM

none of you people talking shit are handicapped.. so you opinion means diddly. the man did his job.

SilentKnight 07-06-2006 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmikecs
I just have one more thing to say: GFY!

Spoken like a true poet laureate.

:moon :action-sm :moon

minusonebit 07-06-2006 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
The rampant assumptions that litter your warped views are truly creative.

The sheer pleasure would be dealing with ignorant and assholes like you.

Advocating murder over a parking infraction is about the most juvenile thing I've read on GFY.

What are you...12?

I'm not advocating it. I am just saying I hope you get what you deserve. Never confuse the two.

My god your are a cock. How the hell did you get where you are with your attitude. Its perfectly clear that you enjoy fucking people over. I never would have thought someone like you would make it in this busines, but I learn something new everyday. You know what they say, the scum always floats to the top...

minusonebit 07-06-2006 08:45 AM

Whoohoo, four pages. Lets see if we can get this disgusting puke of a thread to five pages.

Antonio 07-06-2006 09:08 AM

ok, what am I missing - driving a Jag means you're rich???

a friend of mine always says that you buy Jags only in pairs coz you're going to need the one for spares muha haha ha ha ha

fr0gman 07-12-2006 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
And you'll be my little bitch if I find you illegally parked on my rounds.

Thanks for the views and bump. Always appreciated. :thumbsup

WTF are you a Rent-A-Cop or a Meter Maid?

cranki 07-12-2006 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
Ever heard the story about the old man who walks into a store to do some quick shopping? 5 minutes later he walks out to see a cop writing a parking ticket. Immediately, he goes up to the officer and pleads with him, "I was only in the store 5 minutes!"

The cop doesn't flinch and keeps writing.

The old man then calls him a flat foot and a few other insults.
Cop smirks and begins to write another ticket.

Furious, the old man calls the cop a pig, insults his mother and spits on his shoe.
The cop just smirks and writes *another* ticket and walks away.

A bystander who saw the whole exchange approaches the old man and asks incredulously, "Are you stupid? Why did you keep insulting the cop? Now you've got $250 in fines instead of a $20 parking ticket!"

The old man just laughs, "That's okay: It's not my car. I took the bus here."

:thumbsup

now that was worth reading this thread :1orglaugh

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SilentKnight 07-12-2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fr0gman
WTF are you a Rent-A-Cop or a Meter Maid?

Can't you read?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...04&postcount=9

Vasago Reno 07-12-2006 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Oh, I'm sure he can read. People like him would just sooner be ignorant and belittle you regardless of what the job actually entails.

The same mentality would be for someone to call an adult webmaster a 'smut peddler'.

Don't take it personally. Its the ignorance of simpletons.

Kimo 07-12-2006 07:25 PM

fucking pwnd!

JFK 07-12-2006 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
but do you park in handicapped zones or not?

obviously you did'nt read my first repsonse:2 cents:

MaddCaz 07-12-2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
I love it when rich snobs think they rule the world - and then get their ass owned by having their car towed.

I had an illegally parked Jag coupe towed yesterday. Cost the douche a $10 parking ticket and a $200 towing fee.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Doctor Dre 07-12-2006 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
While you jackasses have enjoyed spewing your venom from the sanctuary of mama's basement - here's what I've been enjoying while reading your silliness:


http://www.fetishopolis.com/kap-images/skkap262.jpg

Oh...btw - Kastle Archives

drinking alone while posting on GFY aiin't exactly the coolest thing to do.
Also, adults don't brag about drinking... they just do it.



P.S. I'm just fuckign with you.

seanchai 07-12-2006 10:07 PM

You're a dumb fucking cunt.
Your whole post was about costing a rich guy money when any car could have parked at that handicap space.

Shows that your jealous and insecure, probably caused by your height which is why you had to take a second job (fucking second job - because your crap at the first?) as an enforcement (ahem) office. Small man complex or what?
Your feet probably couldn't reach the pedals on my Jag!
Cunt.
seanchai

polish_aristocrat 07-13-2006 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
drinking alone while posting on GFY aiin't exactly the coolest thing to do.
Also, adults don't brag about drinking... they just do it.

lool :1orglaugh

SilentKnight 07-13-2006 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seanchai
You're a dumb fucking cunt.
Your whole post was about costing a rich guy money when any car could have parked at that handicap space.

Shows that your jealous and insecure, probably caused by your height which is why you had to take a second job (fucking second job - because your crap at the first?) as an enforcement (ahem) office. Small man complex or what?
Your feet probably couldn't reach the pedals on my Jag!
Cunt.
seanchai

Feel the love.

Now talk to the hand. :action-sm

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SilentKnight 07-13-2006 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasago Reno
Oh, I'm sure he can read. People like him would just sooner be ignorant and belittle you regardless of what the job actually entails.

The same mentality would be for someone to call an adult webmaster a 'smut peddler'.

Don't take it personally. Its the ignorance of simpletons.

Naw, I never take anything personally on this forum. But threads like this certainly serve as a useful 'ignore' filter.

BrettJ 07-13-2006 07:13 PM

wow you're cool

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-13-2006 07:19 PM

This thread sucks balls!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-13-2006 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Naw, I never take anything personally on this forum. But threads like this certainly serve as a useful 'ignore' filter.

BTW, you suck balls to, your a fuccing meter maid :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-13-2006 07:52 PM

wow after reading a few of the replies in this thread (i didn't read them all) alot of you guys seem like more of an asshole then SK does...

WHY the fuck do you call him an asshole for having a snob's car towed for parking in a handicapped spot? i hope one day you become handicapped and goto shopko to get something and the handicapped spot is taken by a rich snob, and then you can think back at this thread and think "god, i wish SK was here to call hand have this towed so i don't have to wheel my ass and wheelchair from one end of the parking lot to the other!"

a big FUCK YOU to all you haters

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-13-2006 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
wow after reading a few of the replies in this thread (i didn't read them all) alot of you guys seem like more of an asshole then SK does...

WHY the fuck do you call him an asshole for having a snob's car towed for parking in a handicapped spot? i hope one day you become handicapped and goto shopko to get something and the handicapped spot is taken by a rich snob, and then you can think back at this thread and think "god, i wish SK was here to call hand have this towed so i don't have to wheel my ass and wheelchair from one end of the parking lot to the other!"

a big FUCK YOU to all you haters

You suck ball to, his balls you faggot!

beemk 07-13-2006 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
wow after reading a few of the replies in this thread (i didn't read them all) alot of you guys seem like more of an asshole then SK does...

WHY the fuck do you call him an asshole for having a snob's car towed for parking in a handicapped spot? i hope one day you become handicapped and goto shopko to get something and the handicapped spot is taken by a rich snob, and then you can think back at this thread and think "god, i wish SK was here to call hand have this towed so i don't have to wheel my ass and wheelchair from one end of the parking lot to the other!"

a big FUCK YOU to all you haters

anyone who illegally parks in a handicap spot deserves to be towed, its the fact that he was happy about it because of his assumptions of the guy being a "rich prick" that makes him a douche bag.

AmateurFlix 07-13-2006 08:23 PM

lol @ the idiots giving this dude grief over watching out for the handicapped

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-13-2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk
anyone who illegally parks in a handicap spot deserves to be towed, its the fact that he was happy about it because of his assumptions of the guy being a "rich prick" that makes him a douche bag.

i'd done the same thing :2 cents:

Doctor Dre 07-13-2006 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
wow after reading a few of the replies in this thread (i didn't read them all) alot of you guys seem like more of an asshole then SK does...

WHY the fuck do you call him an asshole for having a snob's car towed for parking in a handicapped spot? i hope one day you become handicapped and goto shopko to get something and the handicapped spot is taken by a rich snob, and then you can think back at this thread and think "god, i wish SK was here to call hand have this towed so i don't have to wheel my ass and wheelchair from one end of the parking lot to the other!"

a big FUCK YOU to all you haters

You're an asshole for beeing a parking ticket enforcer . And bragging about how you cost this rich dude this and that ... just hating on people.

Parking ticket enforcers = some of the lowest scum on earth. I don't see why one would get so low to do that job.

SleazyDream 07-13-2006 09:36 PM

i'm not a policeman, judge or jurry and I always hate it when some self rightous asshole snitches and thinks he is

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-13-2006 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
You're an asshole for beeing a parking ticket enforcer . And bragging about how you cost this rich dude this and that ... just hating on people.

Parking ticket enforcers = some of the lowest scum on earth. I don't see why one would get so low to do that job.

its not about "parking ticket enforcing" its about keeping lazy assholes who like to take advantage of the handicapped at bay... if they are too fucking inconciderate to think that spot is for someone who ACTUALY needs it, they deserve it... not being a snitch, or anything, its called being conciderate to those who need that spot and that spot was made for...

BIGTYMER 07-13-2006 09:53 PM

uhh.. He owns a Jag. That ticket is chump change.

SilentKnight 07-14-2006 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetDomainia
BTW, you suck balls to, your a fuccing meter maid :1orglaugh

Still upset over having to ride the short bus all those years, huh?

SilentKnight 07-14-2006 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
You're an asshole for beeing a parking ticket enforcer . And bragging about how you cost this rich dude this and that ... just hating on people.

Parking ticket enforcers = some of the lowest scum on earth. I don't see why one would get so low to do that job.

Your comments might've had some bearing if:

1. You actually knew me.
2. I respected your opinion.
3. I give a shit.

But sadly, you're just another self-centred GFY asshat.

I'd sooner hate on the arrogant rich than listen to jackasses like you who apparently have no problem denying the handicap, the elderly and disabled veterans their parking rights.

What's worse...shamefully you're Canadian, too.


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