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BrettJ · 07-04-2006, 07:03 PM

Not a model I shot with...but I got this email from this delusional chick that for some reason thinks she's on one of my sites. anyway... it's good for a laugh... hopefully i removed all of the personal information...

< Start of email >

Remove me from your website now. I am not a porn star or a whore I am a Christian Woman with morals and values.

They the gov. will contact you not to say anything to me because they are lying and going behind my back with hidden camera footage sending it to everyone! Do not even speak to them forward them to voicemail.

Other names used are Candace, Sophia, Michelle, Crystal, Julia, or Latosha
To the Compliance Officer:

I need your help! Oh and yes this is real. My name is XXXXXXXX and I have learned that your website has previewed or played an amateur pornographic DVD movie and/or photographs with scenes including me only and my ex-boyfriend David. We are in my bedroom on a twin size bed sitting under one window. The address was XXXXXXX. My birth date is XXXXXX and the last four digits of my social security number is XXXX

My purpose in writing this letter is to inform you that I NEVER had any intention of being a pornographic model on your website or any other website at any time. I have never seen or signed any documentation that could allege this atrocity nor have I received any royalty checks or earned any money from this movie(s). I have been reporting covert eavesdropping crimes to the local XXXXX and XXXXX Police Departments since the event was instigated at my former church in 2001.

To further clarify I am preparing for ordained ministry at the XXXXX Church in XXXXXX where Bishop XXXXXXX, jr. is the pastor. To confirm my preparation for ministry you may contact Elder xxxxxx or Bishop xxxxx the number is xxxxxxx. I have been illegally under surveillance for the last five years by two government agencies, one of which is the Department of Defense and possible the CIA. I have come to learn that as a result of this sinister entrapment, I am a victim of identity theft and severe privacy invasion. This is to further notify you that footage of me, which was obtained by hidden camera, has been manufactured to EVERY PRODUCTION COMPANY WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE UNITED STATES. I would never do such a thing and this is because someone else has done that for me!

Your organization or company is apart of a conspiracy to destroy my reputation.

YOU MUST CEASE production and broadcasting of any of my videos IMMEDIATELY. Do not sell them through catalogs or by mail-order. You may recognize that title for this movie as Sylvia's DVD or Julia's DVD or Latosha's DVD. I am a prodigy and they are lying about me because I am an African American woman and that is a threat to these people because they are Caucasian men. They will probably contact you by email and say do not respond to me and try to pay you some money to say you do NOT have footage of me when I already know you do.

I am perfectly sane, quite astute and rather indispensable contrary to the Department of Defense and the Pastor of XXXXXXX Church who has known about this problem from the beginning when God sent a prophecy. Someone gave me a free ticket when I was shopping in the mall to go this concert where the prophecy came just 5 minutes before the concert started. If you have questions you may contact Pastor XXXXX at XXX-XXX-XXXX. He may be saying that I am off because this is what the racist government people have told him to say. Even though the Pastor had a nervous breakdown and that has nothing to do with helping me resolve this problem. They have not said this to my mother or me just you BEHIND my back, TRUST ME, if he says this he is LYING.

I need a copy of each video and the name of the person who has been receiving royalty checks from my images. My personal mailing address is XXXXXXX. You may also forward this information to my father at XXX-XXX-XXXX or call XXX-XXX-XXXX.

I am not receiving any mail if you wish you mail something I may not get it.

XXXXX and I thank you kindly for removing us from your website. My photo is attached.
Sincerely,

MaddCaz · 07-04-2006, 07:05 PM

nutjobbish!

MaDalton · 07-04-2006, 07:05 PM

maja · 07-04-2006, 07:07 PM

holy shit, that's crazy dude. Definately delusional...

spunkforum · 07-04-2006, 07:07 PM

let's see the photo

sam from montreal · 07-04-2006, 07:16 PM

w00t this girl is such a moron ! now you know her personal informations ...

Sam

avalanche · 07-04-2006, 07:23 PM

Funny shit!

escorpio · 07-04-2006, 07:27 PM

That is the work of a seriously mentally ill person.

BrettJ · 07-04-2006, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrettJ

I have been illegally under surveillance for the last five years by two government agencies, one of which is the Department of Defense and possible the CIA. I have come to learn that as a result of this sinister entrapment,

Suprisingly ... she forgot to attach the picture of herself. wonder what could have been going through her head that she forgot that ?! ;)

Monique Niccole · 07-04-2006, 07:34 PM

LOL...Brett...we got the same email from her. Actually a few -- and every one kicks up the crazy another notch. We've never shot her, nor do we have any of her content on our sites.

chodadog · 07-04-2006, 07:43 PM

Man, follow up the contact numbers. This shit could be one of the funniest experiences of your life. She might have a whole little circle of nutjob friends and associates that could be your entertainment for the next few days. haha.

sniperwolf · 07-04-2006, 07:53 PM

lmao... quite long but funny, what on earth did she take for writing such stuff ..lol

Bdiddy · 07-04-2006, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkforum

let's see the photo

LiveDose · 07-04-2006, 08:01 PM

What a dumb ho.

Webby · 07-04-2006, 08:09 PM

Wheeee .. sure is some sickness there....

Tho hell, they are everywhere, so just got to swat them occasionally - this one sounds mild in comparison.

Trixxxia · 07-04-2006, 08:13 PM

mmmkay.....they now have internet at the psycho ward!

kaori · 07-04-2006, 10:43 PM

sounds like she's becoming mormon or something!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 07-04-2006, 10:47 PM

thats funny

Doctor Dre · 07-04-2006, 10:57 PM

The funny part is when she tells you she's perfectly sain.

Egomancer · 07-04-2006, 11:15 PM

;)

Egomancer

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-04-2006, 11:26 PM

Quote:

I need a copy of each video and the name of the person who has been receiving royalty checks from my images. My personal mailing address is XXXXXXX.

I am not receiving any mail if you wish you mail something I may not get it.

notabook · 07-04-2006, 11:30 PM

This chick sounds like a bigger nutjob than I am. I think I'm in love

soulbleed · 07-04-2006, 11:33 PM

shes what the term crazy was made up to describe

JMM · 07-04-2006, 11:40 PM

I didn't get an email from her, I got a phone call, actually several. I think a total of 5.

She is nuts.

gooddomains · 07-05-2006, 01:02 AM

some people are so not from this world

ProducerCashDave · 07-05-2006, 01:07 AM

Some people shouldn't exist

07-04-2006, 07:03 PM	#1
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	OMG Awesome ... delusion model email. Not a model I shot with...but I got this email from this delusional chick that for some reason thinks she's on one of my sites. anyway... it's good for a laugh... hopefully i removed all of the personal information... < Start of email > Remove me from your website now. I am not a porn star or a whore I am a Christian Woman with morals and values. They the gov. will contact you not to say anything to me because they are lying and going behind my back with hidden camera footage sending it to everyone! Do not even speak to them forward them to voicemail. Other names used are Candace, Sophia, Michelle, Crystal, Julia, or Latosha To the Compliance Officer: I need your help! Oh and yes this is real. My name is XXXXXXXX and I have learned that your website has previewed or played an amateur pornographic DVD movie and/or photographs with scenes including me only and my ex-boyfriend David. We are in my bedroom on a twin size bed sitting under one window. The address was XXXXXXX. My birth date is XXXXXX and the last four digits of my social security number is XXXX My purpose in writing this letter is to inform you that I NEVER had any intention of being a pornographic model on your website or any other website at any time. I have never seen or signed any documentation that could allege this atrocity nor have I received any royalty checks or earned any money from this movie(s). I have been reporting covert eavesdropping crimes to the local XXXXX and XXXXX Police Departments since the event was instigated at my former church in 2001. To further clarify I am preparing for ordained ministry at the XXXXX Church in XXXXXX where Bishop XXXXXXX, jr. is the pastor. To confirm my preparation for ministry you may contact Elder xxxxxx or Bishop xxxxx the number is xxxxxxx. I have been illegally under surveillance for the last five years by two government agencies, one of which is the Department of Defense and possible the CIA. I have come to learn that as a result of this sinister entrapment, I am a victim of identity theft and severe privacy invasion. This is to further notify you that footage of me, which was obtained by hidden camera, has been manufactured to EVERY PRODUCTION COMPANY WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE UNITED STATES. I would never do such a thing and this is because someone else has done that for me! Your organization or company is apart of a conspiracy to destroy my reputation. YOU MUST CEASE production and broadcasting of any of my videos IMMEDIATELY. Do not sell them through catalogs or by mail-order. You may recognize that title for this movie as Sylvia's DVD or Julia's DVD or Latosha's DVD. I am a prodigy and they are lying about me because I am an African American woman and that is a threat to these people because they are Caucasian men. They will probably contact you by email and say do not respond to me and try to pay you some money to say you do NOT have footage of me when I already know you do. I am perfectly sane, quite astute and rather indispensable contrary to the Department of Defense and the Pastor of XXXXXXX Church who has known about this problem from the beginning when God sent a prophecy. Someone gave me a free ticket when I was shopping in the mall to go this concert where the prophecy came just 5 minutes before the concert started. If you have questions you may contact Pastor XXXXX at XXX-XXX-XXXX. He may be saying that I am off because this is what the racist government people have told him to say. Even though the Pastor had a nervous breakdown and that has nothing to do with helping me resolve this problem. They have not said this to my mother or me just you BEHIND my back, TRUST ME, if he says this he is LYING. I need a copy of each video and the name of the person who has been receiving royalty checks from my images. My personal mailing address is XXXXXXX. You may also forward this information to my father at XXX-XXX-XXXX or call XXX-XXX-XXXX. I am not receiving any mail if you wish you mail something I may not get it. XXXXX and I thank you kindly for removing us from your website. My photo is attached. Sincerely,

07-04-2006, 07:05 PM	#2
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07-04-2006, 07:07 PM	#5
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07-04-2006, 07:23 PM	#7
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07-04-2006, 07:27 PM	#8
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07-04-2006, 07:34 PM	#10
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	LOL...Brett...we got the same email from her. Actually a few -- and every one kicks up the crazy another notch. We've never shot her, nor do we have any of her content on our sites.

07-04-2006, 07:43 PM	#11
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Man, follow up the contact numbers. This shit could be one of the funniest experiences of your life. She might have a whole little circle of nutjob friends and associates that could be your entertainment for the next few days. haha. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

07-04-2006, 07:53 PM	#12
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07-04-2006, 08:01 PM	#14
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07-04-2006, 08:09 PM	#15
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07-04-2006, 08:13 PM	#16
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	mmmkay.....they now have internet at the psycho ward!

07-04-2006, 10:43 PM	#17
kaori Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,569	sounds like she's becoming mormon or something!

07-04-2006, 10:47 PM	#18
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07-04-2006, 11:30 PM	#22
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07-04-2006, 11:33 PM	#23
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07-04-2006, 11:40 PM	#24
JMM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,755	I didn't get an email from her, I got a phone call, actually several. I think a total of 5. She is nuts.

07-05-2006, 01:02 AM	#25
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