Not a model I shot with...but I got this email from this delusional chick that for some reason thinks she's on one of my sites. anyway... it's good for a laugh... hopefully i removed all of the personal information...
< Start of email >
Remove me from your website now. I am not a porn star or a whore I am a Christian Woman with morals and values.
They the gov. will contact you not to say anything to me because they are lying and going behind my back with hidden camera footage sending it to everyone! Do not even speak to them forward them to voicemail.
Other names used are Candace, Sophia, Michelle, Crystal, Julia, or Latosha
To the Compliance Officer:
I need your help! Oh and yes this is real. My name is XXXXXXXX and I have learned that your website has previewed or played an amateur pornographic DVD movie and/or photographs with scenes including me only and my ex-boyfriend David. We are in my bedroom on a twin size bed sitting under one window. The address was XXXXXXX. My birth date is XXXXXX and the last four digits of my social security number is XXXX
My purpose in writing this letter is to inform you that I NEVER had any intention of being a pornographic model on your website or any other website at any time. I have never seen or signed any documentation that could allege this atrocity nor have I received any royalty checks or earned any money from this movie(s). I have been reporting covert eavesdropping crimes to the local XXXXX and XXXXX Police Departments since the event was instigated at my former church in 2001.
To further clarify I am preparing for ordained ministry at the XXXXX Church in XXXXXX where Bishop XXXXXXX, jr. is the pastor. To confirm my preparation for ministry you may contact Elder xxxxxx or Bishop xxxxx the number is xxxxxxx. I have been illegally under surveillance for the last five years by two government agencies, one of which is the Department of Defense and possible the CIA. I have come to learn that as a result of this sinister entrapment, I am a victim of identity theft and severe privacy invasion. This is to further notify you that footage of me, which was obtained by hidden camera, has been manufactured to EVERY PRODUCTION COMPANY WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE UNITED STATES. I would never do such a thing and this is because someone else has done that for me!
Your organization or company is apart of a conspiracy to destroy my reputation.
YOU MUST CEASE production and broadcasting of any of my videos IMMEDIATELY. Do not sell them through catalogs or by mail-order. You may recognize that title for this movie as Sylvia's DVD or Julia's DVD or Latosha's DVD. I am a prodigy and they are lying about me because I am an African American woman and that is a threat to these people because they are Caucasian men. They will probably contact you by email and say do not respond to me and try to pay you some money to say you do NOT have footage of me when I already know you do.
I am perfectly sane, quite astute and rather indispensable contrary to the Department of Defense and the Pastor of XXXXXXX Church who has known about this problem from the beginning when God sent a prophecy. Someone gave me a free ticket when I was shopping in the mall to go this concert where the prophecy came just 5 minutes before the concert started. If you have questions you may contact Pastor XXXXX at XXX-XXX-XXXX. He may be saying that I am off because this is what the racist government people have told him to say. Even though the Pastor had a nervous breakdown and that has nothing to do with helping me resolve this problem. They have not said this to my mother or me just you BEHIND my back, TRUST ME, if he says this he is LYING.
I need a copy of each video and the name of the person who has been receiving royalty checks from my images. My personal mailing address is XXXXXXX. You may also forward this information to my father at XXX-XXX-XXXX or call XXX-XXX-XXXX.
I am not receiving any mail if you wish you mail something I may not get it.
XXXXX and I thank you kindly for removing us from your website. My photo is attached.
Sincerely,
< Start of email >
Remove me from your website now. I am not a porn star or a whore I am a Christian Woman with morals and values.
They the gov. will contact you not to say anything to me because they are lying and going behind my back with hidden camera footage sending it to everyone! Do not even speak to them forward them to voicemail.
Other names used are Candace, Sophia, Michelle, Crystal, Julia, or Latosha
To the Compliance Officer:
I need your help! Oh and yes this is real. My name is XXXXXXXX and I have learned that your website has previewed or played an amateur pornographic DVD movie and/or photographs with scenes including me only and my ex-boyfriend David. We are in my bedroom on a twin size bed sitting under one window. The address was XXXXXXX. My birth date is XXXXXX and the last four digits of my social security number is XXXX
My purpose in writing this letter is to inform you that I NEVER had any intention of being a pornographic model on your website or any other website at any time. I have never seen or signed any documentation that could allege this atrocity nor have I received any royalty checks or earned any money from this movie(s). I have been reporting covert eavesdropping crimes to the local XXXXX and XXXXX Police Departments since the event was instigated at my former church in 2001.
To further clarify I am preparing for ordained ministry at the XXXXX Church in XXXXXX where Bishop XXXXXXX, jr. is the pastor. To confirm my preparation for ministry you may contact Elder xxxxxx or Bishop xxxxx the number is xxxxxxx. I have been illegally under surveillance for the last five years by two government agencies, one of which is the Department of Defense and possible the CIA. I have come to learn that as a result of this sinister entrapment, I am a victim of identity theft and severe privacy invasion. This is to further notify you that footage of me, which was obtained by hidden camera, has been manufactured to EVERY PRODUCTION COMPANY WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE UNITED STATES. I would never do such a thing and this is because someone else has done that for me!
Your organization or company is apart of a conspiracy to destroy my reputation.
YOU MUST CEASE production and broadcasting of any of my videos IMMEDIATELY. Do not sell them through catalogs or by mail-order. You may recognize that title for this movie as Sylvia's DVD or Julia's DVD or Latosha's DVD. I am a prodigy and they are lying about me because I am an African American woman and that is a threat to these people because they are Caucasian men. They will probably contact you by email and say do not respond to me and try to pay you some money to say you do NOT have footage of me when I already know you do.
I am perfectly sane, quite astute and rather indispensable contrary to the Department of Defense and the Pastor of XXXXXXX Church who has known about this problem from the beginning when God sent a prophecy. Someone gave me a free ticket when I was shopping in the mall to go this concert where the prophecy came just 5 minutes before the concert started. If you have questions you may contact Pastor XXXXX at XXX-XXX-XXXX. He may be saying that I am off because this is what the racist government people have told him to say. Even though the Pastor had a nervous breakdown and that has nothing to do with helping me resolve this problem. They have not said this to my mother or me just you BEHIND my back, TRUST ME, if he says this he is LYING.
I need a copy of each video and the name of the person who has been receiving royalty checks from my images. My personal mailing address is XXXXXXX. You may also forward this information to my father at XXX-XXX-XXXX or call XXX-XXX-XXXX.
I am not receiving any mail if you wish you mail something I may not get it.
XXXXX and I thank you kindly for removing us from your website. My photo is attached.
Sincerely,
Sam
~Accepting design works~ 
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