Creature Tries To Grab Boy Video - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 07-04-2006, 04:23 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kdWrCTMuQ1M&search=ufo

Okay so this vid is in spanish but the translation is in text below. It appears to be a cell phone video of a... well I'll let you see it first then comment.

EdgeXXX · 07-04-2006, 04:26 PM

Yeah, it's a chupacabra. Good thing he wasn't a goat, huh?

StuartD · 07-04-2006, 04:26 PM

Why do aliens only like to be video taped on the lowest grade cameras in the world?

Calico Jack · 07-04-2006, 04:28 PM

Alien or not, that would scare the shit out of you!

Jarmusch · 07-04-2006, 04:34 PM

The translation says his arm is 1km long lol, it should be 1 meter.

I would have hanged out with the alien if I was that dude, maybe play a little ball.

Greg B · 07-04-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Why do aliens only like to be video taped on the lowest grade cameras in the world?

It's probably because they use the same cameras and techniques people use to shoot images of weddings, birthday parties and other events that turn out just as crappy. You know, out of focus, thumb in the way...

People suck at taking pictures.

Greg B · 07-04-2006, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Calico Jack

Alien or not, that would scare the shit out of you!

ROFL! Did you see that boy jump the fuck back? I thought he was gonna make it over that wall.

But it's fake. I'll tell you why. If you look at the wall to the right you'll see the lightpole the alien is standing next to casts a shadow but the alien doesn't.

DBS.US · 07-04-2006, 04:40 PM

Translation: Look, a bunch of aluminum cans. Run and get a bag to put them in. We can sell them and buy a real camera.

ProducerCashDave · 07-04-2006, 04:43 PM

LOL, I like how they bleep out all the cuss words, its not like a understand it lol

Jarmusch · 07-04-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg B

If you look at the wall to the right you'll see the lightpole the alien is standing next to casts a shadow but the alien doesn't.

The position where the alien is with the light right on top of him he could never cast a shadow on the wall.

Greg B · 07-04-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

The position where the alien is with the light right on top of him he could never cast a shadow on the wall.

Wrong. Whatever light source is strong enough to cause the light pole and boy to cast shadows would make any other object cast shadows as well.

Good night.

Jarmusch · 07-04-2006, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg B

Wrong. Whatever light source is strong enough to cause the light pole and boy to cast shadows would make any other object cast shadows as well.

Good night.

Not really. Yes the alien should cast a shadow like the boy, however notice the shadow of the boy is much more faint than the shadow of the pole on the wall, and the alien is on a dark grassy bit and with this crap video quality you can't really tell if there's a shadow there or not.

Mr. Romance · 07-04-2006, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Why do aliens only like to be video taped on the lowest grade cameras in the world?

true....

Mr. Romance

MaddCaz · 07-04-2006, 06:53 PM

Grab Em!!!!

Martin · 07-04-2006, 06:54 PM

Fack! That would freak me out.. See its arm?

Greg B · 07-04-2006, 07:34 PM

Oops! I apologize! The 'creature' does leave a shadow! It isn't adjacent to the pole but at least a couple feet away.

sniperwolf · 07-04-2006, 08:34 PM

oh shit.. that's some scary shit dude....damn....

Doctor Dre · 07-04-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B

It's probably because they use the same cameras and techniques people use to shoot images of weddings, birthday parties and other events that turn out just as crappy. You know, out of focus, thumb in the way...

People suck at taking pictures.

A 300 $ sony camera provides a way higher filming picture quality then that nowdays...

notabook · 07-04-2006, 08:46 PM

I love watching fake videos like this. They absolutely make me tingly all over with glee, kind of like watching tennis chicks hit the ball back and forth and moan at the top of their lungs will doing it.

"Ted: Bill, I have a great Idea!
Bill: Yeah Ted?
Ted: Woah, like lets get a fucking camera set up?
Bill: I think I see where your going with this Ted!
Ted: And tape each other having butt sex!
Bill: WHAT? What the fuck are you talking about?
Ted: Uh? well, wait, what did you think I was talking about?
Bill: I thought you were going to say let?s get a camera set up and fake a Bigfoot sighting and sell the video to some unsuspecting Canadians and make some phat loot.
Ted: Oh. Well we can do that I guess.
Bill: Then afterwards want to tape each other having butt sex?
Ted: Sure dude. Sure."

Seriously, who the fuck tapes themselves at nearly night playing football, then fakingly keeping recording the other guy going to fucking get the ball with such focus on him getting the ball. Yeah, every time I?m fucking around with a camcorder or camera I make sure to record/take pics of the stupidest shit too. Its times like these I?m glad I?m a white conservative Christian pro-lifer with a small penis.

Major (Tom) · 07-04-2006, 09:36 PM

I would have went up to that for some further investigation..
the very fact they didnt is proof enough in my book its bullshit.

greg, you should use that double ply reynolds wrap for your hat next time

just teasin,
duke

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 07-04-2006, 09:40 PM

i really wanted that to be scary. it just looked like a dude behind a pole.

pornguy · 07-04-2006, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

I love watching fake videos like this. They absolutely make me tingly all over with glee, kind of like watching tennis chicks hit the ball back and forth and moan at the top of their lungs will doing it.

"Ted: Bill, I have a great Idea!
Bill: Yeah Ted?
Ted: Woah, like lets get a fucking camera set up?
Bill: I think I see where your going with this Ted!
Ted: And tape each other having butt sex!
Bill: WHAT? What the fuck are you talking about?
Ted: Uh? well, wait, what did you think I was talking about?
Bill: I thought you were going to say let?s get a camera set up and fake a Bigfoot sighting and sell the video to some unsuspecting Canadians and make some phat loot.
Ted: Oh. Well we can do that I guess.
Bill: Then afterwards want to tape each other having butt sex?
Ted: Sure dude. Sure."

Seriously, who the fuck tapes themselves at nearly night playing football, then fakingly keeping recording the other guy going to fucking get the ball with such focus on him getting the ball. Yeah, every time I?m fucking around with a camcorder or camera I make sure to record/take pics of the stupidest shit too. Its times like these I?m glad I?m a white conservative Christian pro-lifer with a small penis.

the people that do that are people that Have never had a camera that would take video before. Notice this is in mexico. And around here you can find kids playing soccer at night usually as late as 1am or so. And it is amazing how many of them are taking photos or video of the games. Usually to impress friends that they ahve a phone or camera.

notabook · 07-04-2006, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

the people that do that are people that Have never had a camera that would take video before. Notice this is in mexico. And around here you can find kids playing soccer at night usually as late as 1am or so. And it is amazing how many of them are taking photos or video of the games. Usually to impress friends that they ahve a phone or camera.

When I used my first camcorder at around 11 or 12 years old I recorded a lot of shit with it -- but not once did I focus on stupid shit like zooming in on somebody going to get a ball. I do confess I zoomed in on a can of mountain dew once to see if the camcorder could read the side text well (it couldn't

). Recording their game of football is fine, but when one of the kids kicks the ball to far and the other goes and gets it, while the one recording it focuses in on the other kid going to get the ball, and just so happens at the pole that the kid has to go past to get the ball... lmao, priceless. As for the impress thing, yeah, I remember around here when digital cameras first came out, the first few people to own them were like gods. Being on the Bible Belt (i.e. technology free zone), I see a lot of humor in things like this. Getting something new here is just as exciting as it would be to those Mexican kids

sharp · 07-04-2006, 11:57 PM

very strange.

07-04-2006, 04:23 PM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Creature Tries To Grab Boy Video https://youtube.com/watch?v=kdWrCTMuQ1M&search=ufo Okay so this vid is in spanish but the translation is in text below. It appears to be a cell phone video of a... well I'll let you see it first then comment.

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StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	Why do aliens only like to be video taped on the lowest grade cameras in the world?

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Calico Jack Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,051	Alien or not, that would scare the shit out of you!

07-04-2006, 04:34 PM	#5
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	The translation says his arm is 1km long lol, it should be 1 meter. I would have hanged out with the alien if I was that dude, maybe play a little ball.

07-04-2006, 06:54 PM	#15
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Fack! That would freak me out.. See its arm? __________________

07-04-2006, 07:34 PM	#16
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Oops! I apologize! The 'creature' does leave a shadow! It isn't adjacent to the pole but at least a couple feet away.

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	I love watching fake videos like this. They absolutely make me tingly all over with glee, kind of like watching tennis chicks hit the ball back and forth and moan at the top of their lungs will doing it. "Ted: Bill, I have a great Idea! Bill: Yeah Ted? Ted: Woah, like lets get a fucking camera set up? Bill: I think I see where your going with this Ted! Ted: And tape each other having butt sex! Bill: WHAT? What the fuck are you talking about? Ted: Uh? well, wait, what did you think I was talking about? Bill: I thought you were going to say let?s get a camera set up and fake a Bigfoot sighting and sell the video to some unsuspecting Canadians and make some phat loot. Ted: Oh. Well we can do that I guess. Bill: Then afterwards want to tape each other having butt sex? Ted: Sure dude. Sure." Seriously, who the fuck tapes themselves at nearly night playing football, then fakingly keeping recording the other guy going to fucking get the ball with such focus on him getting the ball. Yeah, every time I?m fucking around with a camcorder or camera I make sure to record/take pics of the stupidest shit too. Its times like these I?m glad I?m a white conservative Christian pro-lifer with a small penis. __________________

07-04-2006, 09:36 PM	#20
Major (Tom) Boomer Woffen Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 30,539	I would have went up to that for some further investigation.. the very fact they didnt is proof enough in my book its bullshit. greg, you should use that double ply reynolds wrap for your hat next time just teasin, duke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom

07-04-2006, 09:40 PM	#21
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07-04-2006, 11:57 PM	#24
sharp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 7,006	very strange.