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Old 07-04-2006, 06:25 AM   #1
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked Down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure Device...a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b'stard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says Calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."

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Old 07-04-2006, 06:33 AM   #2
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OWwwwwwwwwwwww
lol
nice one ;)
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:33 AM   #3
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:43 AM   #4
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:48 AM   #5
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that was a big smile! What a joke!
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:50 AM   #6
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Ah ah ah ah nice one
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:58 AM   #7
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good way to start my day.. thanks
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Old 07-04-2006, 07:17 AM   #8
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mwahahahha!!!!
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Old 07-04-2006, 07:34 AM   #9
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Old 07-04-2006, 07:43 AM   #10
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Old 07-04-2006, 07:45 AM   #11
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Old 07-04-2006, 07:45 AM   #12
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Maybe bdjuf should try that.
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:50 AM   #13
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thats a good one! lol! lemme share it to my friends... "impotents i have a joke in here"! lol!
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:52 AM   #14
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