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Old 06-03-2002, 01:47 PM   #1
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Life sucks when..

You have a bottle of fine red wine and no damn corkscrew!!




Fuck!!!!!
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Old 06-03-2002, 01:48 PM   #2
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You have a bottle of fine red wine and no damn corkscrew!!




Fuck!!!!!

Or no girl to share it with..
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Old 06-03-2002, 01:53 PM   #3
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no corkscrew? no problem....push it through!
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Old 06-03-2002, 01:55 PM   #4
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yeah
use your dick to do it!!!
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Old 06-03-2002, 01:57 PM   #5
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Old 06-03-2002, 02:02 PM   #6
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do you have a toolbox somewhere?

take a ~1 1/2" screw, screw it into the cork, then take a hammer and use the forked part to hook the head of the screw, pull gently and you're done works like a charm...
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Old 06-03-2002, 03:22 PM   #7
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use your dick to do it!!!
My dick wont fit the neck of the bottle.. but thanks for the suggestion anyway!

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do you have a toolbox somewhere?
Down my trousers..

Actually I'm getting ready to move house soon so everything is packed away.. can't find anything that I need!!


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no corkscrew? no problem....push it through!
Yes, thats what I will have to do but the mood is gone..


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Or no girl to share it with..
Not now after I couldn't find the damn corkscrew!! Thats no way to impress a girl..


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